Coconut Kelz's Guide To Surviving This Sh*thole (Paperback)

When she was last spotted on the crossroads of Swart and Gevaar Roads, Coconut Kelz was drinking Woolies water and spreading her ‘truth bombs’ about the state of the nation, why corruption is okay when white people do it and why black people don’t win in life . . . Coconut Kelz (‘Kelello, but call me Kelz!’) is a young Caucasian woman trapped in a black woman’s body.

Kelz lives in – and tries never to leave – Sandton and is a staunch member of the DA. She often takes issue with her reverse racist dad, while her mother has to remind her that Braai Day is actually called Heritage Day. With handy tips on how to achieve the white right standard of beauty, how to catch yourself a white guy (‘elongate your vowels, get yourself into white spaces’), the best suburbs to live in and how to host the perfect Caucasian shindig, Kelz offers a complete guide for a full Caucasian conversion. She also shares her thoughts on the differences between race groups, the top three political parties, public transport, how to avoid contact with sgebengas and why one should never stray beyond the Line of Caucus.

Coconut Kelz’s adoration of all things white has riled up many unsuspecting viewers. Of course the real butt of the joke is the white South Africans whose prejudice and dishonesties are laid bare by this character.

General

Imprint:	Jonathan Ball Publishers
Country of origin:	South Africa
Release date:	September 2019
Authors:	Lesego Tlhabi
Dimensions:	198 x 129 x 14mm (L x W x T)
Format:	Paperback
Pages:	176
ISBN-13:	978-1-86842-988-2
Categories:	Books > Social sciences > General Books > Arts & Architecture > Performing arts > General Books > Sport & Leisure > Humour > General Books > Reference & Interdisciplinary > Interdisciplinary studies > Cultural studies > Popular culture Books > Local Author Showcase > Sport & Leisure Books > Local Author Showcase > Lifestyle
LSN:	1-86842-988-1
Barcode:	9781868429882

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