Simply, the best blonde jokes ever Here are some random jokes
from the book:
Two blonds are waiting at a bus stop.
When a bus pulls up and opens the door, one of the blonds leans
inside and asks the bus driver: "Will this bus take me to 5th
Avenue?"
The bus driver shakes his head and says, "No, I'm sorry."
Hearing this, the other blond leans inside, smiles, and
twitters: "Will it take ME?"
***
This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to
stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked.
She stuck her head out and said, 'Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes...'
***
Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking
... and one blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is
farther away ... Florida or the moon?"
The other blonde turns and says "Hellooooooo, can you see
Florida ...?"
***
A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park one
morning.
Suddenly, the brunette notices a dead bird. "Awww, look at the
dead birdie," she says sadly.
The blonde stops, looks up into the sky, and says, "Where?
Where?"
***
A British Airways employee took a call from a blonde asking the
question, "How long is the Concorde flight from London to New
York?"
"Um, just a minute, if you please," he murmured.
Then, as he turned to check the exact flight time, he heard an
equally polite, "Thank you," as the phone went dead.
***
A blonde guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about
to have a baby. One day, the wife started having contractions, so
the husband rushed her to the hospital. He held her hand as she
went through a trying birth. In the end, there were two little baby
boys.
The blonde guy turned to his wife and angrily said, "All right,
who's the other father?"
***
A blonde guy was sitting in a bar when he spots a very pretty
young woman. He advances towards her when the bartender says to
him, "Don't waste your time on that one. She's a lesbian."
The blonde goes over to her anyway and says, "So which part of
Lesbia are you from?"
***
A cop saw a young blonde woman down on her knees under a
streetlight. "Can I help you?" he asked.
Replied the woman, "I dropped my diamond ring and I'm looking
for it."
Asked the cop "Did you drop it right here?"
"No," responded the blonde, "I dropped it about a block away,
but the light's better here."
***
A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes
out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and sure
enough, she opens the door and finds him in the arms of a
redhead.
Well, the blonde is angry, she opens her purse to take out the
gun but as she does so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the
gun and puts it to her head.
The boyfriend yells "No, honey, don't do it."
The blonde replies "Shut up, you're next."
***
Two blonde robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, "I
hear sirens. Jump "
The second one said, "But we're on the 13th floor "
The first one screamed back, "This is no time to be
superstitious."
***
A blonde was telling a priest a Polish joke, when halfway
through the priest interrupts her, "Don't you know I'm Polish?"
"Oh, I'm sorry," the blonde apologizes, "Do you want me to start
over and talk slower?"
***
A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant
asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or
twelve.
"Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve "
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