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'No' is the first thing I ever said. It was actually the only thing
I said in my first speaking months. Like most children, I was born
with an innate ability to set boundaries for myself. 'No.' 'Mine.'
I intuitively knew how to practise self-care and self-preservation.
Then, at some point, just like my ability to shuffle across the
floor on my butt, I forgot how to say no... Traumatic childhood
sleepovers, stressful social occasions, unrealistic demands at
work, unwanted second dates and endless offers of cake, in her
memoir, award-winning writer Stefanie Preissner leaves no NO
unexplored. From the issue of consent, and what happens when a
whole country comes together to say Yes, Can I Say NO? is one
woman's honest and hilarious take on how re-learning one small word
can pave the way to saying YES to who you really are.
Welcome to the story of Sami – entrepreneur, blêrie influencer and social media content creator. Throughout her time on Earth she has constantly asked herself what she believes to be the most important question in her life: ‘Why do these things always happen to me?’
From almost manslaughtering her teacher’s unborn baby, shattering her dad’s dream of an athlete spawn and almost being murdered by a goose, she certainly has some stories to tell.
In The Memoirs of a Clumsy Potato Sami Hall takes you through some of the life events – tough and challenging events – that changed her forever and shaped her into the weird, clumsy, constantly tired potato that we know and love. The road hasn’t always been easy and there have been several obstacles along the way, but as Sami herself would tell you, it was all part of the journey and that her story is far from finished.
Enjoy the funny, sad, weird and outlandish stories of Sami’s life and take a glimpse into her mind while we explore the million things that cause her to break into lengthy and passionate rants – loadshedding, potholes, and cell signal to name a few, and also get some answers to the internet’s most burning questions.
A parody that is the antithesis of self help books. The original
pile of eloquent filth. Some have suggested that this black cloud
of wisdom is, in fact, the Anti-Christ in paperback. But you know
better. You know there comes a time when children need tripping,
dolphins need flogging, and by gum, old people need a-murderin'.
Add it to your collection today for a brighter and bitter tomorrow.
In the spirit of Saturday Night Live's pithy Jack Handey, DiGiorgio
gives advice on how to be more self-centered, cynical, and, most
importantly, how to have a good time.
From GNU to Trump 2.0. From A2I to penguins, potholes to political soapies. Cyril goes to Washington and the great Floyd and Julius breakup… and let’s not forget the hadedas.
Join Madam, Eve, Mother Anderson, Thandi and the rest of the beloved cast of characters for a laughter-filled ride on the rollercoaster that was yet another crazy year in South Africa.
1979 was a year of momentous events. In Britain, it began with the
so-called Winter of Discontent, as rubbish piled high in the
streets and the dead went unburied. Later, guerillas stormed the US
Embassy in Tehran, Margaret Thatcher entered Downing Street, and
Sid Vicious died of a heroin overdose while on trial for stabbing
his girlfriend to death. Elsewhere, murderous dictator Saddam
Hussein rose to power in Iraq, America's Three Mile Island nuclear
plant went into meltdown, and there was an anthrax epidemic in
Russia following an accident at a biological weapons plant. But
it's all swings and roundabouts, because 1979 also saw the first
issue of Viz Comic going on sale. And now, with a rousing brass
fanfare to celebrate its 40th year as the country's most flatulent
magazine, Viz is puffing out its cheeks to release its latest
annual - The Trumpeter's Lips. Within the 226 pages of this
lavishly produced hardback you will find the very best bits from
issues 262-271, including * Cartoons: The Fat Slags, Sid the
Sexist, Mrs Brady Old Lady, Roger Mellie, Eight Ace, Buster Gonad,
Big Vern and many, many more * Informative features: Let's Go
Dogging!, Secrets of the White House Shite House, How Did Henry
VIII Mow His Lawn?, Who's Who at a Car Boot Sale, and A Day in the
Life of a Model Railway Enthusiast * Edge-of-your-seat adventures:
In Search of the Giant Squid of Sumatra, The Crown Jewels Mystery,
Wally Walton's Emergency Scorpion Squad and Wall to Wall Carpet
Warehouse, Ballet Nurse on a Pony, Pip of the Peloton, and Bad Bob
the Randy Wonder Dog * More articles, spoof ads, Readers' Letters
and Top Tips than you could shake a really big stick at Just like
our rubbish and dead were piled up in the streets four decades ago,
Viz - The Trumpeter's Lips will be piled up in shops and internet
retailers this Christmas, guaranteeing a "Winter of This Content"
(as specified above) for everyone.
Since at least 1939, when daily-strip caveman Alley Oop
time-traveled to the Trojan War, comics have been drawing (on)
material from Greek and Roman myth, literature and history. At
times the connection is cosmetic-as perhaps with Wonder Woman's
Amazonian heritage-and at times it is almost irrelevant-as with
Hercules' starfaring adventures in the 1982 Marvel miniseries. But
all of these make implicit or explicit claims about the place of
classics in modern literary culture.
Classics and Comics is the first book to explore the engagement of
classics with the epitome of modern popular literature, the comic
book. This volume collects sixteen articles, all specially
commissioned for this volume, that look at how classical content is
deployed in comics and reconfigured for a modern audience. It opens
with a detailed historical introduction surveying the role of
classical material in comics since the 1930s. Subsequent chapters
cover a broad range of topics, including the incorporation of
modern theories of myth into the creation and interpretation of
comic books, the appropriation of characters from classical
literature and myth, and the reconfiguration of motif into a modern
literary medium. Among the well-known comics considered in the
collection are Frank Miller's 300 and Sin City, DC Comics' Wonder
Woman, Jack Kirby's The Eternals, Neil Gaiman's Sandman, and
examples of Japanese manga. The volume also includes an original
12-page "comics-essay," drawn and written by Eisner Award-winning
Eric Shanower, creator of the graphic novel series Age of Bronze.
An hilarious canine compendium, essential for new and experienced
dog owners alike. As all dog owners know, man's best friend is a
complex bundle of appetites, instincts, and winsome wiles. Few
first-time owners will realize, however, just what a responsibility
they are taking on. So Norman Thelwell kindly provided them with
this invaluable handbook full of advice on choosing, training,
feeding, exercising, and caring for our four-legged friends. It
also emphasizes the importance of protecting one's own interests -
not to mention those of one's neighbours - for an ill-trained hound
will soon develop a healthy disrespect for law and order. Here is a
superb cartoon collection designed to give every dog owner a new
leash of life in the canine world. From the business of choosing a
puppy and the troubles of training to the foibles of different
breeds, TOP DOG is an indispensable companion for all fans of man's
best friend.
Pump up the party with this neon deluxe edition of the wildly popular miniature Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy—now including a USB power cord and bonus vinyl stickers!
Specifications: 17-inch Neon Green Tube Guy with fan in base to make him dance, wiggle, and shake
USB power cord: Set includes a USB cable that allows Tube Guy to wave continuously
Illustrated mini book and vinyl stickers: Includes a humorous full-color mini book and holographic vinyl stickers to decorate and customize the base and your Tube Guy
Perfect gift: A hilarious, celebratory gift for every birthday, white elephant party, or holiday
Collect them all: Also available in the Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy collection: The original Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy (Red), Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Gal (Purple), and Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Elf (Green/Stripes)
PLEASE NOTE: This product can be turned on by plugging the included USB cable into a powered on computer or a 5V/1A plug. Please read and follow the instructions included in the box to ensure optimal performance.
This book is a light-hearted look at life in the city of Bath in
Roman times, almost two thousand years ago. Back then, the city was
called Aquae Sulis (the Waters of Sul). Sul being a local goddess
sacred to the tribe who lived in this region.Although the Tales and
most of the characters are fictitious, the general facts about the
Romans are true. Details about how they lived, what they believed,
their rituals, the medicines they used (prepare to be revolted!),
what they ate and what they wore have been gleaned from many
reliable sources.The stories are mostly irreverent because, despite
the Romans achieving many great things, the people themselves could
be quite obnoxious! They kept slaves, slaughtered people and
animals in the arena just for fun, and subjugated other nations in
order to expand their Empire.Hence, these Tales generally poke fun
at the Romans, many of whom were illiterate or semi-literate which
often had dire consequences, as the Tales reveal.I hope you enjoy
reading about life in Aquae Sulis and perhaps learn some
little-known facts and even a bit of Latin!
Swearmasters extraordinaire Modern Toss are back with a sixth issue
of comics entitled Work C'est la Merde, released in 2010. These
cult satirical cartoonists bring more of the best in
very-offensive-but-always-hilarious illustration, featuring regular
favourites such as Mr Tourette, Cheese and Wine and Alan. This
issue also features a series previously unseen Experimental
Greetings Cards.
Saguaro cacti, desert landscapes, and the Grand Canyon may stand
out as prominent Arizona features, but this scorching state is also
home to bizarre places, personalities, events, and phenomena. These
unique and quirky aspects are humorously displayed in Arizona
Curiosities, a cross between a wacky news gazette, an almanac, and
a humorous travel guide.
If You Won’t Say It, I Will is a sharp and fearless collection of
satirical essays that slices through modern hypocrisy, political
absurdity and everyday nonsense with wit and precision. From the
self-righteous world of social media to the strange new rules of
dating, politics and cancel culture, Gavin Tucker says what everyone is
thinking but few are willing to say.
Written with honesty, humour and a keen eye for the ridiculous, this
book holds up a mirror to the times we live in and dares readers to
laugh at the things that usually make them uncomfortable. Whether he is
dismantling influencer culture, examining identity politics or poking
fun at society’s ever-growing list of unacceptable opinions, Tucker
never misses his mark. If You Won’t Say It, I Will is funny,
thoughtprovoking and impossible to read without wanting to share a line
or two aloud.
Topical, fearless and entertaining from start to finish, this is a book
for readers who enjoy smart social commentary and humour that hits
close to home. It is the perfect conversation starter, and just as
often, the perfect way to end one.
Introducing the 10th comic from Modern Toss - a brand new 64-page
collection featuring new and classic cartoons from the cult series,
including: Work, Cheese & Wine, and Awkward Cunt. Plus brand
new hilarity from Liberty Taker, Legal Longshots and Pete Peters,
delivering cutting edge, laugh out loud commentary on what it is to
be a modern tosser. Produced by cartoonists Jon Link and Mick
Bunnage, the architects behind the satirical and absurd world of
Modern Toss, Modern Toss Issue 10 offers a collection of
bang-up-to-date cartoons satirising the world of work and modern
culture, from the mundane to the ridiculous. Includes cartoons
previously featured in the Guardian and Private Eye Magazine, along
with a host of new instant favourites.
This omnibus edition - now in hardback - contains much of Norman
Thelwell's invaluable advice to aspiring equestrians on how to get
into the saddle and stay there; each item illustrated with
inimitable and deadly clarity. From the first publication of Angels
on Horseback in 1957, the Thelwell pony entered the language and
the libraries of horse-lovers everywhere. The angels in Angels on
Horseback are children, but there is plenty here about their
parents. Both for those who know Thelwell, and for those who have
not met him before, this book is a savoury at all times but
especially after attending a gymkhana. Since their debut appearance
in Punch over sixty years ago, Norman Thelwell's cartoons and
drawings have delighted millions of people all over the world. His
portrayals of sporting pursuits, human beings at play, the life of
the countryside and, of course, ponies, are the products of a
unique comic genius.
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