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Ensemble comedy about a group of twentysomethings all approaching the landmark age of 30 who decide to compile a list of things they should do before they finally have to grow up. Cass (Dougray Scott) is shocked to find that he might want to settle down, Dylan (Jimi Mistry) is still trying to find the perfect woman, and Colin (Bruce Mackinnon) is just desperate to have a threesome. Also starring Billie Piper, Emilia Fox, and Shaun Parkes.
Steven Seagal plays tough mercenary John Seeger in this action movie. When Seeger is blackmailed into leading a highly dangerous rescue attempt to free a billionaire's kidnapped son in South Africa, he goes along with the mission. But when Seeger finds out that he's been double-crossed the gloves come off - and now there's going to be hell to pay.
Entire fourth season of the animated sitcom. The Griffins are an average North American family living in an average North American home in an average North American town. The dad Peter is a big TV fan; mom Lois is a former heiress who gave up her riches to marry the man she loves; 16-year-old Meg is a drama queen eager to be accepted by her peers; 13-year-old Chris likes his food and has the beginnings of a TV habit which could grow to equal his dad's; baby Stewie is a malevolent genius with plans for complete global domination; and martini-guzzling Brian is, well, the family dog. The episodes comprise: 'North By North Quahog', 'Fast Times at Buddy Cianci Jr. High', 'Blind Ambition', 'Don't Make Me Over', 'The Cleveland-Loretta Quagmire', 'Petarded', 'Brian the Bachelor', '8 Simple Rules for Buying My Teenage Daughter', 'Breaking Out Is Hard to Do', 'Model Misbehavior', 'Peter's Got Woods', 'The Perfect Castaway' and 'Jungle Love'.
This dark romantic comedy is the debut feature for director Yann Samuell. The film follows the intimate but twisted relationship between two would-be lovers, Julien (Guillaume Canet) and Sophie (Marion Cotillard), who first meet as eight-year-olds in inauspicious circumstances: Julien's mother is dying, while Sophie is suffering ferocious bullying at school. When Julien plays a practical joke on the children who are picking on Sophie, a close friendship evolves between the two, which is based on an ongoing game of dares and forfeits. As they grow older, the game increasingly becomes a power struggle as they use it to torment and embarrass each other - but could it really be an elaborate cover for the deep affection they hold for one another?
Will Canon directs this paranormal horror starring Maria Bello and Frank Grillo. The film follows Detective Lewis (Grillo), a Louisiana police officer, as he is tasked with investigating a multiple murder case at a secluded house in the countryside. With only one survivor left to tell the tale, Detective Lewis and police psychologist Dr. Elizabeth Klein (Bello) try their best to uncover what went on at the house...
In the not-too-distant future, implanted microchips record every single moment of a person's life. Upon death, it becomes the job of a 'cutter' like Alan Hakman to edit down the deceased's entire lifetime into a fitting memorial film. For years, he has used his god-like power of final cut to absolve the dead of a multitude of sins. But when on his latest assignment, he views a terrible secret that can't be erased, Hakman finds his own life in jeopardy.
A decade after the legendary Mask of Loki wreaked havoc on the life of an unsuspecting adult, cartoonist Tim Avery's new son is born with the Mask's spectacular powers, turning the household upside down. But Loki has come looking for his mask and is willing to do whatever it takes to get it back.
British sci-fi drama. After an asteroid crashes into Earth, aliens invade the ravaged planet to depopulate its surface. As the invaders' spacecraft hangs ominously in the sky above them, survivors of the first cull Cole (Richard J. Danum) and Maya (Gillian MacGregor) frantically search for their missing daughter. As they embark on their search, the couple's relationship yields to the conflict of survival in the apocalyptic event's aftermath.
Fast-paced action movie starring Jeffrey Dean Morgan and Mickey Rourke. The Courier (Morgan) has earned his nickname through a remarkable ability to track down individuals and deliver messages and packages. The Courier is particularly prized, in certain circles, for his refusal to ask questions or query the legality of the material he carries. However, when he is handed a package by a branch of the Russian mafia and asked to deliver it to an especially notorious underworld figure, The Courier's skills will be tested to the limit. He believes he has made a breakthrough when he gets in contact with Maxwell (Mickey Rourke), a former associate of the elusive figure he is seeking, but how far can Maxwell be trusted?
Comedy featuring five feisty kids from Dartmoor Academy. Nicknamed the 'Stinkers', the gang skip opera appreciation classes to cause chaos. Having smuggled Slappy the sea lion onto the school bus and into principal Brinway's hot tub, the Stinkers find themselves on a rescue mission to save Slappy before he is sold to the circus.
Frances (Diane Lane), a writer in her mid-'30s, needs some direction in her life after a messy divorce. Her best friend, Patti (Sandra Oh), decides Frances needs a break and gives her a ticket for a two-week tour of Tuscany in Italy. Whilst there, Frances falls in love with the village of Cortona and decides to buy an old villa much in need of renovation. Settling in it soon becomes apparent that renovation work in Italy is done on Italian time, but in the process she manages to build back her confidence, make new friends, and even fall for a local named Marcello (Raoul Bova).
Action movie in which a pair of unlikely heroes find themselves at the heart of the struggle to save Earth from a fateful collision with the planet Mercury. When the Sun briefly magnetises and throws Mercury out of orbit, experts are horrified to discover the result of the mishap: Mercury is now on a collision course with Earth. Scientist James (Kirk Acevedo) believes he may have a way of deflecting Mercury from its apocalyptic course, but struggles to get his ideas heard due to previous issues with the weapon system he thinks has the capacity to save the day. However, with help from Victoria (Diane Farr), the sole surviving crew member of a space shuttle in Mercury's orbit, James may yet have the chance to make himself a hero.
Fast-paced Hong Kong action adventure. Set in a land ruled by a vengeful queen (Ying Qu), who insists that all men will be slaves to women, the film follows the journey of two young brothers, Charcoal Head (Jaycee Chan) and Blockhead (Bo-Lin Chen), who come into the possession of a mysterious map. Presuming that the map will lead them to treasure, the boys set out on an adventure in the hope of finding wealth and happiness. They are pursued by Spring (Charlene Choi) and Blue Bird (Gillian Chung), two beautiful female warriors with secret intentions, and quickly discover that the map has led them into danger. Will the boys be able to fight their way to the bottom of the riddle - and past rivals as formidable as the Lord of Armour (Jackie Chan) - to fulfil their destiny?
British comedy horror. In the dead end seaside town of Rainmouth, Jamie (Ed Speleers) finds himself stuck running his pothead mother's B and B for the entire summer holidays. His summer starts to look a little brighter when he meets smart and sexy American Juliana (Jessica Szohr) but not long after her arrival, strange things start happening and local teens start to go missing one by one. Jamie is warned by a mysterious stranger that a werewolf is in town, preying solely on virgin flesh. The only protection appears to be to get laid as quickly as possible... Kierston Wareing, Luke Pasqualino and Timothy Spall co-star.
She is the ultimate director's fantasy. Unlike her flesh and blood colleagues, she won't get old, won't gain an ounce. She doesn't have an agent, manager or entourage. She doesn't need a body double. She has no problem with nudity. She's programmed to love any script she's offered. She's not interested in money. The only power she craves comes from an electrical outlet. Viktor (AI Pacino) is a down and out director who just lost his last shot at a comeback when his temperamental flesh and blood actress walked off his movie Sunrise, Sunset. When she left, so did Viktor's self-respect. But then computer genius Hank shows up... Hank bequeaths an amazing software program to Viktor that will change his life forever: Simulation One. Just a few key strokes and an overnight sensation is born: S1MONE. Suddenly, Viktor has a taste of the success he always craved and the world's most beloved, beautiful and sexy star under his thumb..
Post-war British comedy in which a soldier returns to his home village and the family tavern now at threat from an unscrupulous rival. When pub owner George Harper (George Formby) arrives back in Britain his first thought is to return to the village of Tumbleford and his pub, The Unicorn. Unfortunately for George, the manager of the village's other pub, The Lion, has taken advantage of his absence to steal his customers and even seems suspiciously close to George's childhood sweetheart, Mary (Rosalyn Boulter). Can George find a way to win back Mary and his customers?
Douglas Schulze directs this unconventional genre movie in which a group of horror fans get more than they bargained for when they find themselves immersed in their own nightmare. Russell (Taylor John Piedmonte) and Duane (Allen Maldonado) attend a horror convention where they listen to Alfonso Betz (Sid Haig) rail against the media presenting horror movies as an influence on real life murders. After the lecture, Russell and Duane meet Judith (Lauren Mae Shafer), an attractive fellow convention attendee who invites them to a party that night at an isolated farmhouse. Something bizarre happens at the party and Russell and Duane awake to find themselves under attack from hordes of zombies. As horror devotees, the pair are only too aware that their predicament eerily echoes the classic Romero movie 'Night of the Living Dead'. Will they be able to elude a traditional horror ending?
Make no bones about it, Disney's SNOW DOGS is a hilarious, action-packed comedy your whole family will love. Eight adorable but mischievous dogs get the best of dog hater Ted Brooks (Cuba Gooding, Jr.) when he leaves his successful miami Beach dental practice for the wilds of Alaska to claim his inheritance - seven Siberian huskies and a border collie - and discover his roots. As Ted's life goes to the dogs, he rises to the occasion and vows to learn to mush with his inheritance. Totally out of his element, he faces challenges he's never dreamed of. There's a blizzard, thin ice, an intimidating, crusty old mountain man named Thunder Jack (James Coburn), the Arctic Challenge Sled Dog Race that's only two weeks away, and a life-and-death rescue!
Blade is half-man and half-vampire and consumed by a desire to avenge the curse of his birth and save the human race from a blood-drenched Armageddon. In this newest action-packed adventure, Blade must align himself with a high-powered team of vampires to take on an even greater evil than either has ever faced - a new kind of super-vampire that is itself on a vicious hunt to eradicate both races.
Satirical comedy starring Rob Schneider, Adrien Brody, Michelle Rodriguez and Ari Shaffir. The film utilises a narrative framing device where a selection of comedy skits are played through a smartphone application. Included in the skits is Adrien Brody playing 'Flirty Harry', a pink trousers-wearing cop whose speciality it seems is the gay-themed double entendre; Ari Shaffir playing 'The Amazing Racist'; and Rob Schneider and Michelle Rodriguez as reviewers who offer commentary on a range of pornographic films.
A feel-good, smash-hit comedy about the outrageous trials and tribulations a well-meaning father goes through trying to prepare for his only daughter's wedding. The prenuptial pandemonium begins when the bride-to-be announces her engagement, setting off an outrageous chain of events, including a chaotic first meeting with the in-laws and and a wedding day snowstorm. Starring Steve Martin and Diane Keaton, this remake of the 1950 comedy classic is a warm, wacky look at a daughter's dream-come-true... and a father's proudest moment!
Hot on the heels of Patrick Bateman comes Rachelle Newman, the all-American girl who will do anything to get ahead. Rachelle is a student in college and is keen to earn the role of assistant to Professor Robert Strickland; in fact, she is so keen that she begins disposing of the opposition in a manner which would make Patrick proud. This sequel to the film adaptation of the controversial novel stars Mila Kunis as Rachelle and the mighty William Shatner as Professor Strickland.
Triple bill of police thrillers. 'Big Bang' (2011) stars Antonio Banderas as a Los Angeles private detective handed an unusual assignment. When Ned Cruz (Banderas) is approached by a Russian boxer (Robert Maillet) to find his missing girlfriend (Sienna Guillory) and the $30 million worth of diamonds in her possession, it is clear that this will not be an everyday job. Can Cruz make sense of the bizarre circumstances and track down the missing girl? 'Bad Cop' (2010) is an action thriller set in post-Hurricane Katrina New Orleans. Johnny Strong stars as Sean Riley, a beleaguered police detective struggling to cope with the recent death of his young son and the subsequent breakdown of his marriage. After a call goes horribly wrong, Riley looks set to lose his job - unless he can solve a series of brutal murders that have sent the city spiralling into gang warfare. In 'Operation Endgame' (2010) a top-secret facility underneath Washington D.C. finds two competing teams of assassins - code-named according to a deck of Tarot cards - at work. When a new employee known only as The Fool (Joe Anderson) arrives for his first day of work, he is alarmed to find his new boss murdered and the entire building rigged with explosives. The Fool must race against the clock to identify the killer and make his escape. Zach Galifianakis, Brandon T. Jackson and Maggie Q co-star.
Get ready for a howling good time as an all-new assortment of irresistible animal heroes are unleashed in this great family tail! In an unlikely alliance, the outrageous Waddlesworth... a parrot who thinks he's a Rottweiler... teams up with Oddball... an unmarked Dalmatian puppy eager to earn her spots! Together they embark on a laugh-packed quest to outwit the ever-scheming Cruella De Vil! With the help of an unforgettable set of new Dalmatian friends, Waddlesworth and Oddball lead the pack on what quickly becomes a high-spirited romp through the streets of Paris! |
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