Be prepared to be truly revolted at this nausea-inducing book of the grossest of the gross facts. Hold on tight to your breakfast and keep the smelling salts handy as you discover: on a daily average you will inhale 1 litre of others' anal gasses. The biggest tapeworm ever found inside the human body was 33 metres long. You'll find yourself laughing and shaking your head in disgust.

Gus Silber, well-known journalist and wordsmith, has over the last few years written some extraordinary commentary pieces on his journeys around his neighbourhood in Johannesburg and his digital wanderings through the global village we call social media, and posted them to Facebook.

Gus’s followers know what insightful and frankly charming pieces he writes, and we’re bringing those digital missives to the page and discerning masses. This is a collection of over 50 of Gus’s most-loved social media posts – covering everything from understanding house-breaking hadedas, the meaning of pathos, deciphering Joburg style, and everything in between.

My F*k, Marelize, you’ll want to get your hands on this one.