This wonderful collection of true-life tales reflects the joys, sorrows and wit of the generous and hearty residents of the no-so-sleepy historic village of Cumberland Furnace situated in the hills and hollows of rural Tennessee. They "register Democrat, vote Republican" and practice common sense ignoring the government to the best of their abilities.

Of course you love being a parent. But sometimes, it just sucks. I know. I'm Amber Dusick and I started my blog Parenting: Illustrated with Crappy Pictures because I needed a place to vent about the funny (and frustrating) day-to-day things that happened to me as a parent. Turns out, poo is hilarious! At least when you're not the one wiping it up. This book won't make your frustrating moments any less crappy. But these stories about my Crappy Baby, Crappy Boy and my husband, Crappy Papa, will hopefully make you laugh. Because you're not alone. And sometimes the crappiest moments make the best memories. Parenting is wonderful! And also, well, you know. 'The drawings aren't very good, Mama.' -Crappy Boy, age 5

Nina Summer has put together a charming collection of ink drawings in her new volume The 24H Book. Reflecting on the idea of time, her whimsical 24 unique panels capture vignettes of life with humour and tenderness. From a tireless jogger to a pair of sleepy cats, her unique style elicits a smile, a chuckle or a dreamy thought. This book will undoubtedly please art lovers everywhere.

Pusheen the Cat is back with a brand-new collection of adorable comics, expert advice, and silly antics featuring Pusheen and all her friends! Whether you're hoping to learn how to tell if your cat is a Vampurr or looking to study a comprehensive guide to being lazy-Pusheen has got you covered in this super cute guide to everything! This delightful collection of comics and illustrations features some of the most popular and purr-fectly adorable Pusheen comics you know and love, plus a healthy serving of never-before-seen material. Pusheen the Cat has charmed millions of fans worldwide with her humor, bounces, and tail wiggles. Join in on the fun with this super cute collection perfect for cat lovers and comics fans alike!

Why did Mrs. Smokey the Bear divorce Smokey the Bear?
Because every time she got hot, he would beat her with a shovel.
Josh, age 4, on seeing a couple kissing: "He's trying to steal her
chewing gum."
Sign: "For Sale - Parachute. Only used once. Small stain"
On a virgin's tombstone: "Returned To Sender Unopened"
What do you want on your tombstone? My 9-year-old grandson Trevor said, "Pepperoni, cheese and mushrooms."
Georgia Tech School Rule: "How do you get a University of Georgia cheerleader into your dorm room?"
"Just grease her hips and push."
It's been so long since I made love, I can't remember who gets tied up.
-Joan Rivers
The towels were so thick there, I could hardly close my suitcase.
-Yogi Berra
She: "You'd better go. My husband just drove up."
He: "Where's the back door?"
She: "We don't have one."
He: "Where would you like one?"
These are some of the thousands of jokes, one-liners and quotes on just about any subject, crammed into the book.
If you yearn for additional sparkle and zest in your presentations, you have come to the right place. This book is primarily a "Humor Resource" with a massive reservoir of clever and useable "Fodder."
Haven't we all prepared for a presentation hoping for a Home Run? Sure we have. When we speak, we expect the ball to go right over the fence.
But often. we have come up dry. And surely you remember your own failed experience(s). Just when you wanted to go into your "Home Run Trot," you realized, "you didn't quite get all of the ball."
The problem? You had no time to look for hilarious useable material.Wouldn't it have been invaluable to have a vast quality collection right at your fingertips? Well now you do.
Get 'Em Laughing. and Bring the house down!

Written by sex educator and body-positivity advocate Ruby Rare, Sex Ed is the practical and fun guide to sex that you've always wanted - but never known how to ask for. This is the information you should have been taught at school: a no-holds-barred roadmap that covers everything from how the brain is the most important sex organ and how to communicate what you want to yourself and a partner, all the way down to the messy stuff - solo sex, orgasms, touching, kissing, blow jobs, cunnilingus, anal play, lube, toys, kegels. After all, sex education shouldn't start and end with putting a condom on a banana.

Thelwell really understood the English countryside, its animals and people, and appraised with sympathetic eye both horses and the horsey. That is why his drawings adorn the studies of some of the fiercest Master of Fox Hounds in the country as well a being sure pin-up material in many Pony Club Members' dens. The angels in Angels on Horseback are children but there is plenty here about their parents. Both for readers of Punch who knew Thelwell, and those who did not meet him before, this book is a savoury at all time but especially after attending a gymkhana. J. B. Boothroyd writes in the Foreword: 'Punch has had equestrian artists before. In mid-Victorian times it was difficult to open a copy without being trampled. But the creations between the present covers achieve something entirely new: they combine portraiture with caricature, a thing which most artists would hesitate to try with human beings, let alone the more temperamentally elusive and psychologically inscrutable horse. This means that while no horse could possibly look exactly like a Thelwell horse, all Thelwell horses manage to look exactly like horses.'

The Steel Claw, Louis Crandell, is assigned by the chief of the Shadow Squad to protect the four most important nuclear scientists as they meet for a secret conference. The assignment goes badly wrong, as the scientists are frozen solid, and their assassin chooses death over arrest, The Steel Claw must redeem his reputation and find out who ordered the assassination. This cold war thriller is pure sixties spy adventure story drawn in a graphic noir style by Jesus Blasco.

They're back, and better than ever! This year sees the release of the twenty-first Madam & Eve, and it's another winner from this sharp and witty creative team. Madam, Eve, Thandi and Mother Anderson return with their chaotic and totally recognisable South African household in the latest hilarious reflection of everyday life in South Africa. Featuring the humour South Africans have come to know and love, this Madam & Eve promises to be a laugh a minute, and is sure to be a family favourite and welcome addition to any bookshelf.

"I've always looked upon cartooning as comedy's last frontier. I have done stand-up, sketches, movies, monologues, awards show introductions, sound bites, blurbs, talk show appearances, and tweets, but the idea of a one-panel image with or without a caption mystified me. I felt like, yeah, sometimes I'm funny, but there are these other weird freaks who are actually funny. You can understand that I was deeply suspicious of these people who are actually funny." So writes the multitalented comedian Steve Martin in his introduction to A Wealth of Pigeons: A Cartoon Collection. In order to venture into this lauded territory of cartooning, he partnered with the heralded New Yorker cartoonist Harry Bliss. Steve shared caption and cartoon ideas, Harry provided impeccable artwork, and together they created this collection of humorous cartoons and comic strips, with amusing commentary about their collaboration throughout. The result: this gorgeous, funny, singular book, perfect to give as a gift or to buy for yourself.

The Peanuts gang offer their wisdom on family life in this beautifully produced gift book for all generations. Whether it's Charlie Brown helping his little sister Sally with her homework, Snoopy going in search of his beloved sister Belle or Linus learning how to cope with having a big sister who is always in charge, in this new book siblings are celebrated in all their glory. Even Lucy will admit that little brothers can sometimes be useful to have in your corner. The millions of faithful Charles Schulz fans and those who fondly remember our best-loved beagle and his friends will cherish this latest title in Canongate's Peanuts Guide to Life series.

He's yellow - but he sure ain't mellow! Everyone's favourite antisocial prankster, Bart Simpson, returns in another collection of hilarious, brain-bending adventures! There's something funny going on in the cornfields, and Bart is to blame; Bart and Milhouse get creative in "The Simpson Project"; inventions ahoy in "Bart's Invisible"; and our hero goes on a quest for the ultimate glossary of comic book sound effects sure to end with a KABOOM.

*Got A Monster Under Your Bed? *Have You Seen A UFO? *Ever Worry You'll Be Struck Down By Lightning By God? *Hold On-Ever Wonder About Anything? Whew Okay-Good Diary Bloggers, Nina and Joe, have formed a "SECRET SOCIETY" where their opinions count the most Everything from aliens to angels, they aim to put it through their odd, investigative filter to determine if it's "FICKLE" or not Just before getting church-rules crammed down their throats, the Fickle Finders aim to figure out the mystery of the "F" Word seemingly embedded in the very walls of their church If there's a mystery you can't kick, scratch, chew, smell or yell at-you can bet the Fickle Finders will find a way to do all of that and more