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Ever wondered how to make a garden attractive in December? Or what
to do with that corner by the dustbin? Answers to these questions
can be found in this compact and charming book of tips for the
green-fingered, accompanied by Heath Robinson's highly inventive
and humorous cartoons. First published in 1938, the book gives an
insight into gardening trends on the eve of the Second World War
while also addressing common concerns faced by gardeners. It
features many typically elaborate contraptions such as the Combined
Telescopic Spaderake for digging and raking at the same time, the
Inebriate Roller for making wobbly garden paths and the Osoeezi
Slugsticker. While some are patently ridiculous - a lawn is
de-thistled and resown with the help of a barrel of grass seed
strapped onto a small donkey - others are before their time, such
as a special pump that can divert your bathwater into your garden
hose, a contraption that is not wildly dissimilar to gadgets on the
market today. Finally, the growing of vegetables inspires some sage
advice: 'with the right kind of upbringing, a marrow will attain
astonishing dimensions, and can be used for boasting purposes.'
Poking gentle fun at a British obsession with a detailed
illustration on almost every page, this book will delight both
aspiring and experienced gardeners alike.
The third laugh-out-loud Bad Guys episode by award-winning creator
Aaron Blabey, now in full colour. "I wish I'd had these books as a
kid. Hilarious!" - Dav Pilkey, creator of Captain Underpants and
Dog Man They sound like the Bad Guys, they look like the Bad Guys
... and they even smell like the Bad Guys. But Mr Wolf, Mr Piranha,
Mr Snake and Mr Shark are about to change all of that - whether you
want them to or not! The Bad Guys are about to have a very BAD day!
Mr. Wolf and his bad buddies have messed with the wrong guinea pig
- one who is secretly an evil mad scientist. And the nasty little
furball wants revenge! Will they survive? Will they be heroes? And
will they ever stop trying to eat each other?!?It's time for the
Bad Guys to spring into action! ABOUT THE SERIES Full of hilarious
line illustrations throughout Fans of Dog Man, Cat Kid and Captain
Underpants will love this series Perfect for children who a
struggling with reading - or who just want to laugh their socks off
Praise for The Bad Guys: "[T]his book instantly joins the classic
ranks of Captain Underpants... We challenge anyone to read this and
keep a straight face." - Kirkus Reviews
This volume looks at the legacy of British history in the way we
talk and the things we say. It takes us from the departure of the
Romans from Britain up to and including the Middle Ages.
This volume looks at the impact of evergreen activities - sports,
games and gambling - upon the way we talk and the things we say.
Peter Ryding takes us from cricket to roulette via some very tricky
and diverting tangents.
The author presents a humorous journey through the English
language, exploring the fascinating facts and phrases that make
English so rich and exciting.
For years, Laurence Bounds has been pestering some of the most
patient customer service departments from coffee companies to
television studios and shaving companies to travel agents, with his
maddening of letters. From HMV to AEG, the Met Office to the Royal
Philharmonic Orchestra - everyone is a target. Discover years of
hilarious letters sent from the Etruria Lodge estate by the
eccentric but highly-educated, Laurence Bounds (B.A, B.Sc). So who
is Laurence Bounds, we hear you ask? A part-time gamekeeper,
Bachelor of Fine Arts, Bachelor of Science, inventor of the
WaspZapper 838 (TM), producer of the famous Bombardier Potato,
founder of The Mobile Judge Programme, dog food pioneer, betting
tycoon, playwright supremo, wine magnate, children's life-size
Henry VIII doll designer, poet, astrologer, published author and
aspiring television producer, to name but a few. Upon buying this
educational book, you may learn some of Laurence's tips and become
a serial entrepreneur just like him. Discover how to complain the
Bounds way, how to communicate effectively with some of the world's
biggest companies, and how to deal with organisations when they are
not keen on your ideas. Join him on a side-splitting journey,
guaranteed to have you in stitches, as you meet his friends,
relatives, and his beloved thoroughbred black Labrador, Alexander
IX. This is Laurence Bounds, his life in his own words...
Tom Transport is stuck in a snowdrift with all the presents for the town Christmas party! It's up to Hookers the tow truck and Blow the snowblower to make their way through the snow to save the day....and the party!
A heartwarming story of friendship and helping out that is perfectly safe for the kids, but with a few snickers that adults with a slightly bent sense of humour can enjoy while reading along.
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