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Rob Deering has been listening to music his whole life, but it was
only in his mid-thirties that - much to his surprise - he found
himself falling in love with the hugely popular, nearly perfect,
sometimes preposterous activity of running In this vividly conjured
collection, Rob shares stories of when a run, a place and a tune
come together in a life-defining moment. His adventures in running
have spanned four continents, fifteen marathons and numberless
miles of park and pavement, and the carefully chosen music
streaming through his headphones has spurred him forward
throughout. What makes the perfect running tune? Where can you find
the best routes, even in an unfamiliar town? Why do people put
themselves through marathons? In Running Tracks, Rob Deering shares
his sometimes surprising answers to these questions, and explains
how a hobby became an obsession that changed his life forever.
'Essential reading for everyone' - Marian Keyes It's high time we
renovated and elevated this life change. Despite the centuries of
speculation and propaganda, we are not overheating or inherently
cold, we are not hysterics or boiling vats of toxic poisons, we are
not dried up or washed up, we are simply menopausal. It's time for
us to start talking about the menopause. Cracking the Menopause,
from straight-talking broadcaster Mariella Frostrup and health
journalist Alice Smellie, has all the information you need,
delivered with characteristic wry humour. Mariella shares her own
journey through the menopause, along with the latest science,
advice from leading experts and humorous illustrations - to provide
an informative source of wisdom and enlightenment. Featuring case
studies from women in every walk of life and all stages of their
menopause journey, Cracking the Menopause opens up the conversation
about an urgent topic that half the population will experience, but
barely anyone is talking about. Designed to equip you with the
knowledge to manage your symptoms from perimenopause onwards, this
essential book separates the myths from the reality and offers
expertise, hope and advice. 'I inhaled this book, it's fantastic.
Women of all ages need to read it.' - Claudia Winkleman 'Mariella
and Alice have just written one of the most important books of the
year, bravo.' - Gabby Logan
This title tells you what to do if your partner: has an irritating
laugh; never remembers your birthday; drives drunk; is rude to
waiters; tells the same jokes over and over again; avoids paying
the bills; disgusts you in everyway.
In this powerful memoir, the creator of the viral videos "Before
You Call the Cops" and "Walking While Black", Tyler Merritt, shares
his experiences as a Black man in America with truth, humour, and
poignancy. Tyler Merritt's video "Before You Call the Cops" has
been viewed millions of times. He's appeared on Jimmy Kimmel and
Sports Illustrated and has been profiled in the New York Times. The
viral video's main point-the more you know someone, the more
empathy, understanding, and compassion you have for that person-is
the springboard for this book. By sharing his highs and exposing
his lows, Tyler welcomes us into his world in order to help bridge
the divides that seem to grow wider every day. In I Take My Coffee
Black, Tyler tells hilarious stories from his own life as a black
man in America. He talks about growing up in a multi-cultural
community and realizing that he wasn't always welcome, how he quit
sports for musical theater (that's where the girls were) to how
Jesus barged in uninvited and changed his life forever (it all
started with a Triple F.A.T. Goose jacket) to how he ended up at a
small Bible college in Santa Cruz because he thought they had a
great theater program (they didn't). Throughout his stories, he
also seamlessly weaves in lessons about privilege, the legacy of
lynching and sharecropping and why you don't cross black mamas. He
teaches readers about the history of encoded racism that still
undergirds our society today. By turns witty, insightful, touching,
and laugh-out-loud funny, I Take My Coffee Black paints a portrait
of black manhood in America and enlightens, illuminates, and
entertains-ultimately building the kind of empathy that might just
be the antidote against the racial injustice in our society.
"I have never read any of Stan's books without being able to say,
'I read Toler today for my daily faith lift.'" -Dr. Alton Loveless,
former president/CEO of Randall House Publications Sometimes life
takes a swing at you when you're already down. Maybe you lose a
loved one unexpectedly. Or your career takes a turn you neither
expected nor wanted. Or you find yourself stuck in the slumps,
feeling blue without knowing why. For those days that seem as
though it's you against the world, bestselling author Stan Toler
presents you with a playbook for staying in the game. During
difficult moments, this book will help you press on to victory as
you learn to... conquer the challenges life throws your way
overcome spiritual setbacks that may be hindering your growth
strengthen your confidence that God will carry you through your
tough times Let Stan share some biblical wisdom and Christlike
encouragement with you as he offers gentle reminders that even when
the buzzards are circling, God isn't finished with you yet!
An original middle-grade graphic novel from Graphix starring Miles
Morales, by bestselling author Justin A. Reynolds and Eisner
nominee Pablo Leon! Join Miles Morales in his most epic adventure
yet! Miles Morales has just about gotten used to this being
Spider-Man thing. Keeping Brooklyn safe, taking down bad guys, and
finishing his homework - he's got this! But when Spider-Man is
invited to a launch for a brand-new video game, things go sideways
fast. Anyone who plays the game is frozen, and it's all because of
a villain named the Stranger. He's judged humanity and found it
lacking, and his idea of justice is extreme. Left with the fate of
the world in his hands, and the clock is ticking on Miles. Can he
turn old foes to friends and find the answers he needs in time?
Full-colour illustrations throughout by illustrator, Pablo Leon!
Perfect for Marvel fans old and new - especially Spider-Man: Into
the Spider-Verse. An original middle-grade graphic novel with an
enthralling plot.
Air travel may be crazy on the ground, but what's it like at 35,000
feet? How safe are you when you fly? Is airport security as good as
they claim? How common is the Mile High Club? This revealing book
answers these and many other questions that expose all the warts
and blemishes of air travel.
Double the trouble! An original novel by Michael Rosen, told
alongside the Dickens classic that inspired it: Oliver Twist. Shona
and her dad are moving house, and at Shona's new school, the rules
are pretty confusing; she keeps getting into trouble without
realizing! It's a lot like how it is for Oliver Twist, that boy
she's reading about in English class. After Shona is unexpectedly
given a mobile phone, she begins to suspect there's something fishy
about the new boys she's met. Where did the phone come from? And
some gifts, she soon learns, aren't exactly free... Read two
stories at once - both illustrated by Tony Ross.
For years, Laurence Bounds has been pestering some of the most
patient customer service departments from coffee companies to
television studios and shaving companies to travel agents, with his
maddening of letters. From HMV to AEG, the Met Office to the Royal
Philharmonic Orchestra - everyone is a target. Discover years of
hilarious letters sent from the Etruria Lodge estate by the
eccentric but highly-educated, Laurence Bounds (B.A, B.Sc). So who
is Laurence Bounds, we hear you ask? A part-time gamekeeper,
Bachelor of Fine Arts, Bachelor of Science, inventor of the
WaspZapper 838 (TM), producer of the famous Bombardier Potato,
founder of The Mobile Judge Programme, dog food pioneer, betting
tycoon, playwright supremo, wine magnate, children's life-size
Henry VIII doll designer, poet, astrologer, published author and
aspiring television producer, to name but a few. Upon buying this
educational book, you may learn some of Laurence's tips and become
a serial entrepreneur just like him. Discover how to complain the
Bounds way, how to communicate effectively with some of the world's
biggest companies, and how to deal with organisations when they are
not keen on your ideas. Join him on a side-splitting journey,
guaranteed to have you in stitches, as you meet his friends,
relatives, and his beloved thoroughbred black Labrador, Alexander
IX. This is Laurence Bounds, his life in his own words...
This volume looks at the legacy of British history in the way we
talk and the things we say. It takes us from the departure of the
Romans from Britain up to and including the Middle Ages.
This volume looks at the impact of evergreen activities - sports,
games and gambling - upon the way we talk and the things we say.
Peter Ryding takes us from cricket to roulette via some very tricky
and diverting tangents.
The author presents a humorous journey through the English
language, exploring the fascinating facts and phrases that make
English so rich and exciting.
It's time to embrace the slower pace! There's no denying it -
you're OLD, but that comes with a lot of perks. You can say the
most outrageous things and somehow get away with it. You can dress
however you damn well please. And after learning from so many
mistakes, you're now as wise as you are wizened. It's your time to
recline, and this hilarious book will show you how it's done.
Ever wondered how to make a garden attractive in December? Or what
to do with that corner by the dustbin? Answers to these questions
can be found in this compact and charming book of tips for the
green-fingered, accompanied by Heath Robinson's highly inventive
and humorous cartoons. First published in 1938, the book gives an
insight into gardening trends on the eve of the Second World War
while also addressing common concerns faced by gardeners. It
features many typically elaborate contraptions such as the Combined
Telescopic Spaderake for digging and raking at the same time, the
Inebriate Roller for making wobbly garden paths and the Osoeezi
Slugsticker. While some are patently ridiculous - a lawn is
de-thistled and resown with the help of a barrel of grass seed
strapped onto a small donkey - others are before their time, such
as a special pump that can divert your bathwater into your garden
hose, a contraption that is not wildly dissimilar to gadgets on the
market today. Finally, the growing of vegetables inspires some sage
advice: 'with the right kind of upbringing, a marrow will attain
astonishing dimensions, and can be used for boasting purposes.'
Poking gentle fun at a British obsession with a detailed
illustration on almost every page, this book will delight both
aspiring and experienced gardeners alike.
Welcome to another round of history's most absurd stories and the
timeless lessons that come with them. In More Lessons from History,
Alex Deane has unearthed yet more bizarre tales that you certainly
haven't heard before. If you're wondering how large, flightless
birds might organise themselves against a military regiment, how
you should respond to the glare of an international rugby player
whose glass eye you just knocked out, exactly why carrots are
orange, or whether the world's worst-run battleship ever ceased
firing upon her comrades-in-arms, then look no further. In this
second volume of his acclaimed series, Alex Deane reminds us that,
throughout history, human nature has remained exactly the same, and
the way that people responded to the most amusing, horrifying and
convoluted of circumstances in the past can teach us everything we
need to know about who we are today.
"It takes grit and wit to keep standing when your skin doesn't fit
the way it used to, when you think someone stole your car but in
truth you forgot where you parked it, when your grandchild looks at
your figure and observes, 'Grandma, you look like a teenager-
except for your face!'" -Karen O'Connor This second volume of
Gettin' Old Ain't for Wimps celebrates the most beloved stories of
acclaimed humorist Karen O'Connor. These funny and relatable tales
of fellow Baby Boomers navigating their Golden Years will encourage
you to cherish every antic and adventure that comes with growing
older. Gettin' Old Ain't for Wimps Volume 2 is a heartfelt, joyful
reminder to keep living to the fullest, no matter how much life
you've got behind you. In addition to Karen's signature wit and
wisdom, you'll find scriptures and prayers to nurture your spirit
and remind you to keep your eyes on the One who made you, who
numbered your days, and who promises that He will never leave nor
forsake you, right up to your last breath-and beyond!
OLD books get NEW doodles - it's the classics as you've never seen
them before! A hilarious new series that brings the classics to
life with illustrations by Jack Noel. Perfect for 7-9 year olds and
fans of Tom Gates, Wimpy Kid and Dav Pilkey. And PIRATES. Get your
HOOKS into the one and only original pirate adventure! Jim Hawkins
spends his life helping out at his mum's boring old inn by the sea,
wishing he could sail away and have adventures. But when an old sea
captain turns up with a secret, it's the start of a bigger
adventure than Jim could ever have imagined - soon he's on a ship
on the trail of buried treasure, accompanied by a suspicious sailor
named Long John Silver ... Will Jim escape the pirates? Or will he
walk the plank? Climb aboard with Jim, a chatty parrot and a bunch
of crazy pirates for a hilarious adventure across the seven seas.
Look out for more COMIC CLASSICS: GREAT EXPECTATIONS: Join Pip in a
rip-roaring story of family secrets, scary grannies and a REALLY
annoying big sister. Get on the trail of THE HOUND OF THE
BASKERVILLES Solve the case with Holmes and Watson in a thrilling
tale of mystery, murder and things that go woof in the night.
Praise for GREAT EXPECTATIONS: A funny, thought-provoking treat,
it's the ideal way into [Dickens] (Imogen Russell Williams
Guardian) Buy a copy of Jack Noel's retelling of Great Expectations
before I set the dogs on you. Now, begone! (Philip Ardagh, Roald
Dahl Funny Prize-winning author) It is BRILLIANT! (Jenny Pearson,
author of The Super Miraculous Journey of Freddie Yates) Jack
Noel's brilliantly witty art perfectly complements Dickens' Great
Expectations, making this a fab KS2 text to sit alongside the
classic. Brilliant for dyslexic kids who may struggle with Dickens'
prose ... this book could bring a generation of kids to the
classics (Abi Elphinstone, author of Rumblestar, Sky Song and the
Dreamsnatcher trilogy) Jack Noel is a Jack of three trades: author,
illustrator, designer, who works mainly on children's books and is
a co-host on the Down the Rabbit Hole children's books podcast.
Once upon a time Jack sent this tweet, and rest is history (history
with doodles):
https://twitter.com/jackdraws/status/965492074157166592
https://jacknoelillustration.tumblr.com
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