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The Burma-Shave craze reached its zenith during the 1950s, with
more than 7,000 signs posted across the United States.
To market Burma-Shave, Allen Odell, an advertising wordsmith,
devised the concept of sequential signs to sell his shaving cream.
Typically, six signs were erected, with each of the first five
containing a line of verse, and the sixth trumpeting the brand
name.
Burma-Shave signs appeared in every state except Arizona, Nevada
and New Mexico. The creative people at Burma-Shave, as well as
customers who sent in jingles of their own, ultimately created more
than 600 of the rhymes.
In the world of advertising, Burma-Shave stood as unique,
creating signs that became a part of the popular culture.
Although the Burma-Shave company is no more, these fun little
rhymes hold great nostalgic value for those of us who fondly
remember them from our Sunday drives.
For anyone who loved St Trinian's - old or new - or read Malory
Towers as a kid. St Brides is the perfect read for you. When Gemma
Lamb takes a job at a quirky English girls' boarding school, she
believes she's found the perfect escape route from her controlling
boyfriend - until she discovers the rest of the staff are hiding
sinister secrets: Hairnet, the eccentric headmistress who doesn't
hold with academic qualifications Oriana Bliss, Head of Maths and
master of disguise Joscelyn Spryke, the suspiciously rugged Head of
PE Geography teacher Mavis Brook, surreptitiously selling off the
library books creepy night watchman Max Security, with his network
of hidden tunnels Even McPhee, the school cat, is leading a double
life. Tucked away in the school's beautiful private estate in the
Cotswolds, can Gemma stay safe and build a new independent future,
or will past secrets catch up with her and the rest of the staff?
With a little help from her new friends, including some wise
pupils, she's going to give it her best shot... Previously
published by Debbie Young as Secrets at St Bride's.
Una serie de historias cortas y disquisiciones sobre el diario
vivir llevados al lector de una manera llana... Cautivantes di
logos llenos de jocosidad, eso es lo que nos trae el autor en esta
edici n. Usted quedara atrapado en este libro de interesantes
relatos y no podr despegarse de l hasta llegar al final donde el
Dr. Froilan se embarca en un tierno e hilarante dialogo sobre el
bien y el mal, nada menos que con su nieto de cinco a os.
Fascinante
1975 Kenny fell in love with motorcycles; it was his gateway to
freedom. Motorcycles were a big part of his life, and in 2008 a
near fatal motorcycle vs car accident changed his life forever.
This book details the events of his life and struggles with
rehabilitation.
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A THIRD BONUS SECTION (Part 3) Secondarily Titled -- "Three
Combined Life Altering Book Titles that You Cannot Live Without "
Are you ready to read literature of a magnitude, that is literally
'brain flipping'? Here is what you get within the pages of this
magnificent book containing over 10,492 words * * * PART ONE: "5
Steps To Becoming a Chick Magnet Over Night " Table of Contents --
CHAPTER ONE Tell Chicks Who You are Interested in, that You are an
Heir to the Bill Gates Fortune CHAPTER TWO Tell Your Babely Love
Interest that You are a Cousin to Elvis Presley or Some Other Male
Sex Symbol CHAPTER THREE Convince Chicks that You are Sensitive and
In Touch with Your Feminine Side CHAPTER FOUR Make Sure that They
See You are Athletic and Demonstrate Your Manly Bravery to Them
CHAPTER FIVE Prove to Your 'Attractee' that You are Not Still
Dependent on Your Mother * * * PART TWO: "Writing Books that Won't
Get Blue Meanie Reviews" Table of Contents -- CHAPTER ONE Why
People Write Bad Book Reviews Even When They're Not Mad at Anyone
CHAPTER TWO Avoid Bad Reviews by Writing a Threatening Introduction
CHAPTER THREE Format Your Book in Such a Way as to Stun Readers
into Giving you Nothing but Good Reviews MY CONCLUSION * * * PART
THREE: "Evolution Can't Be True Because I Don't Like Bananas" Table
of Contents -- CHAPTER ONE The Importance of Bananas and Monkeys
Among Evolutionists CHAPTER TWO The Theory of Evolution Makes Money
for Scientists CHAPTER THREE My Interview with Bigfoot ("I'm Not a
Missing Link" He Says ) CHAPTER FOUR If We're Animals We Shouldn't
Have Morals In Conclusion: **The History Behind these Comedy/Satire
Books**: While my largest base of book titles are on health
disorder subjects, I also have a significant number of
business-related titles published, as well as many on Christian
Bible theology. Before I began publishing in any of these serious
genres, which I do feel are my most important ones, I tried my hand
at comedy via online articles I wrote in years previous (I created
a few short stories during this period as well). Having kept these
comedy pieces I wrote, in saved files after taking them offline, I
decided to revive them by publishing them in eBook and paperback
form. I did have to tweak them and edit them a bit but I managed to
give them all that Percy P. III flavor. Of course as real the
writer of them (James M. Lowrance), I think they're pretty funny
and relatives who I shared them with, confirmed this evaluation --
so I decided to offer them to the world. With them being so
different from my serious subject books, I assigned a pen name to
them as well, being "Percyvelle Pennington the Third." He seems
more like the guy who wrote them, than I do. Percy is a snide type
guy and he is arrogant; traits that I hopefully never display in
real life He does make his points known in his memoirs but in
strangely comical ways. A "cheerful heart is a good medicine"
according to the Holy Bible, and "laughter is the best medicine"
according to Reader's Digest. My thoughts were, that if I could
take a few serious or controversial subjects via my compiled
articles and create a little comedy from them that makes people
smile or laugh, it would be something worth publishing. With the
debates going on within these subjects, between people expressing
the pros and cons of them, it is my hope that I can lighten the
rhetoric a bit by injecting some humor into them. These booklets
ARE NOT intended to offend anyone and if you'll notice, I make fun
of everyone in them, via my alter writing personality -- Percy P.
III. It is my hope that readers find the medicine of laughter and
cheer within the pages of them, so that they can escape the
stressors of life for just a little while
Whilst there are enough celebrity connections and anecdotes not to
be out of place in an A list autobiography, the real hook of this
book is that the author isn t remotely famous. The endearing appeal
is that it is the viewpoint of the everyman, but one who has had
enough light brushes with celebrity that he has some great tales to
tell. These stories, anecdotes and musings are seamlessly woven
into what for many of us will be a memory jogging, laughter
inducing remembrance of some of the major, as well as quainter,
stranger and more trivial moments of pop culture over the last few
decades. If you love pop music and pop culture, feared the Daleks,
the Child Catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang and mourn the demise
of Pez, Cresta, conkers as a rite of passage, jokes on lolly
sticks, Top of the Pops and pink vinyl limited edition LP s, then
you will surely enjoy this. Please beware This book may waste days
(if not weeks) of your life as almost every paragraph will have you
frantically typing into your search engine and getting lost, on
what may turn out to be an endless Internet Safari. This book
contains some adult humour. Best Wishes and Good Luck with your
writing Ben Elton"
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