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Books > Sport & Leisure > Humour
So much of the literature about Africa focuses on the negative and
brutal; "Rainbow Academy" provides a refreshing diversion from this
stereotype. It follows the day-to-day activities of the Headmaster,
Gregory Blackwood, over a two-year period as he battles with the
challenges of trying to operate a school with limited resources and
an uncertain future. The book explores the difficulties created in
Africa by the lack of legislative protection and the bureaucratic
and colonial attitudes still evident in some foreign investors. The
characters and situations described are sometimes bizarre,
sometimes sinister but always cleverly interwoven to make a
credible tale with a thread of hope running through it that the
corrupt and ill-intentioned may just be defeated in the end.
"Rainbow Academy" is dedicated to all the honest, hardworking
people of Uganda who are the real people that have made this
country prosper so much since the tyranny of the 1970's and 1980's.
The author has included his own family in this dedication; Violet,
his wife and their three children, Christopher, Vincent, and
Clair.
From the wildly popular @disappointingaffirmations Instagram account,
here are thirty hilariously realistic affirmation postcards for a
disappointing world where failure is always an option.
The Disappointing Affirmations postcard set offers a funny take on the
inspirational language of a culture that insists that everyone try to
remain upbeat in the face of a world that's clearly not okay, and gives
us permission to not be okay as well.
Keep or send to someone you love who also thinks toxic positivity can
go to hell.
SET OF 30 POSTCARDS TO KEEP OR SEND: Easy-to-detach cards make mini
affirmational posters to hang at home or work. Also a great way to keep
in touch with friends and family-send them an affirmation to let them
know you see them and that relentless positivity is bullshit.
FROM THE POPULAR INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT: Fans of the popular Instagram
account @disappointingaffirmations will love these officially licensed
postcards.
UNIQUELY DESIGNED: Disappointing Affirmations creator Dave Tarnowski
custom-remixed all 30 images and sayings for a uniquely beautiful
postcardian or mini print-hanging experience.
THERE'S MORE: See also the Disappointing Affirmations book and
Disappointing AffirmationsPencils set. You won't be disappointed.
Perfect for:- Anyone looking to counter the culture of toxic positivity
in a humorous way - Fans of the @disappointingaffirmations Instagram
account - Anyone who isn't always cheerful and doesn't feel seen - Fans
of satire and sarcastic humor
Until the night of his kidnapping Scott Richards was happy with his
life as a grifter. He didn't want to be a hero, he didn't want to
be taken to a world in the Snickers galaxy but he didn't have a
choice. His mission was to save the population of a polluted
planet, controlled by computers devoted to running a virtual game
designed to entertain a species of unimaginative beings trapped in
stasis. He knew he wasn't a hero, but he knew how to make a buck.
Author Paul Palmer first began idolizing highway patrolmen when he
was a boy living in Gila Bend, Arizona. As the patrolmen stopped by
to visit his father, Paul soon realized that these brave men were
true heroes. He had no idea then that one day he would work with
the same men he held in such high esteem. As he shares a
chronological glimpse into the life and career of an Arizona
patrolman, Paul begins with his first job in 1966 as a dispatcher
in Holbrook, Arizona, where he jokes his best view of the town was
in his rearview mirror. While providing amusing portrayals of the
men and women he worked with, Paul relies on slightly exaggerated
real-life experiences to depict the wonderful, wild, and wacky
people who made up the Arizona Highway Patrol. Paul shares his
experiences of the next 40 years, serving in both civilian and
sworn capacities and how he developed lasting friendships with the
heroes who put their lives on the line every day to ensure the
safety of others. The Arizona Highway Patrol as I Disremember It
provides an unforgettable look at the humorous side of law
enforcement through the eyes of one of its own.
Sell townhouse: check. Quit job: check. Find fifty men willing to
go on a blind date: check. Take off on the adventure of a lifetime:
check. How many times have you dreamed of running away from home?
After years of imagining how freeing the open road would feel,
Tiffany Malcom decided it was time to take off on the adventure
she'd been longing for. With $5000 and a car named Cherry Cherry,
she set off to see America . . . and go on a date in every state
along the way. Ride shotgun as she meets doctors, mechanics,
teachers, and men from every walk of life for fifty blind dates.
Did she prefer skydiving with Mr. Vermont or kayaking around
icebergs with Mr. Alaska? Dirt biking with Mr. Utah or riding
roller coasters with Mr. Ohio? Of course, not every fish in the sea
is a catch, but only one date smelled like lobster bait. With a
healthy dose of humor and a knack for storytelling, Malcom brings
us along for the ride as she dates, drives, camps, couch surfs, and
is terrorized by wild animals (both real and imagined). Come along
on the journey as she tries to answer the big question: are all the
good ones really taken, or does she still have a chance at love?
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