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Behind a thin veneer of respectability, life in a small English
village is not all it may seem. Through the eyes of Chumleigh the
cat, the rural goings on are recorded in this funny and poignant
diary, with an element of adult humour. From a cats perspective,
Chumleigh tells all about life in his house and the antics of his
neighbours. From domestic disharmony to a cannabis farm in next
doors garden shed, he sees it all and shares it all in his diary.
This is a cat who enjoys the finer elements of feline existence
like tuna, sleeping in the warm and cat treats. But life doesnt
always pan out the way he would like. Supported by a rich cast of
locals, as odd and individualistic as still found in many small
villages, Chumleigh charts a year in his life. Traumatic visits to
the vet, turf wars with the local ginger tom and a desire to
eliminate a neighbours yappy dog are all set down with great humour
and insight. If youve ever lived in a village or owned a cat, this
will make you laugh. If youve never lived in a village and never
owned a cat, this will be a wonderful insight into what you have
been missing. The Secret Diary of Chumleigh the Cat is a year in
the life of a cat who never ceases to be amazed at just what goes
on around him!
What if you quit your job . . .
Sold everything . . .
and bought a small hotel on the beach . . .
South of Cancun, Mexico and down a long narrow road ending in
turquoise blue water, you will find Soliman Bay. Here is where most
people's dreams are found, a small bay, white sand and palm trees,
and a reef just offshore full of colorful fish. If you are
visiting, the dream looks real, but if you intend on staying the
locals have one bit of advice - guard your sanity.
Though it may not seem possible, this comedy you are about to
read is 99% true. Names have been changed to protect the
innocent.
May you laugh at our expense.
This book (hardcover) is part of the TREDITION CLASSICS. It
contains classical literature works from over two thousand years.
Most of these titles have been out of print and off the bookstore
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Having spent 25 years as climbing bum, paid for by bouts of time
spent as a university technician, Vic found himself fighting a
different world: his very own pulmonary embolism in both lungs. The
doctors are baffled and can't understand why your man is in their
intensive care ward. On the long road to recovery, Vic recounts
some of the many odd and hilarious climbing stories which marked
his way to the doctors and nurses of University College London
Hospital. As the silent and unseen internal blood clots dissolve,
the realisation of challenges of harsh vertical winter routes in
Scotland, the Alps and British Sea cliffs plus London's transport
pollution have to be left behind. On a chance recommendation: 'the
air in Ireland is clean and it hardly ever rains, well hardly
ever'. The author exchanges his world for one of science based
academic career in Dublin and a new life in Ireland. On a very wet
day in Dublin the true love Trish comes passing by and they married
on a warm summer's day. They now spend their new lives on the
island of Crete, where they explore the eastern Mediterranean and
travel through the Euro-zone back to the British Isle's and Ireland
to visit family and beloved friends: happy ever after. Not so.
Today's (2010-2013) austerity: brought about by the European
bankers and politicians, desk clerks, managers, security measures
and incompetent airport authorities, all have made travel difficult
and arduous. Long gone are the days when you could drive across
Europe and Asia to the Far East and onto Australia. This is a book
of climbing horror stories and misplaced faith in the travel
industries. Friends cannot believe the troubles they have
encountered but dreams do some times turn in to nightmares
CLAIR: We've been let loose on a book... whose bright idea was
that? JAMES: We haven't got anything to say! CLAIR: Don't tell them
that before they buy it... JAMES: They'll work it out eventually!
CLAIR: Well, we've managed to put together some bits and pieces
that might be interesting - or at least funny/weird/silly. JAMES:
Probably not. CLAIR: No... probably not. Though if you like the
vlogs, you might like it? JAMES: No one likes the vlogs. CLAIR:
True. JAMES: Anyway, enjoy! At Home with The Buckleys is one
couple's take on the wild ride that is modern marriage, parenting
and adulting. Told from both sides, Clair and James share a
collection of hilarious stories and comedy excursions from their
early lives, years of cult TV fame, having children and setting up
their YouTube channel.
Randall Munroe is . . .'Nerd royalty' Ben Goldacre 'Totally
brilliant' Tim Harford 'Laugh-out-loud funny' Bill Gates
'Wonderful' Neil Gaiman AN INSTANT #1 NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER The
world's most entertaining and useless self-help guide, from the
brilliant mind behind the wildly popular webcomic xkcd and the
million-selling What If? and Thing Explainer For any task you might
want to do, there's a right way, a wrong way, and a way so
monumentally bad that no one would ever try it. How To is a guide
to the third kind of approach. It's full of highly impractical
advice for everything from landing a plane to digging a hole. 'How
strange science can fix everyday problems' New Scientist 'A
brilliant book: clamber in for a wild ride' Nature
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