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Books > Sport & Leisure > Humour
Pilot, Iowa farmer, award-winning columnist, and editor of two
statewide service organization newspapers, Marion P. Johnson shares
his insightful, humorous take on life in America's heartland in the
1960s and early 1970s. For those who live or have lived on a farm
or ranch or in one of the many small towns that make up rural
America, "With Tongue in Cheek" offers a nostalgic walk down memory
lane. Johnson's column appeared in "The Roland Record" from 1961 to
1973 and turned into a well-loved, highly anticipated weekly
experience for the farming community of Roland, Iowa. "With Tongue
in Cheek" showcased Johnson's wit and candor, earning him several
Master Columnist awards. Whether discussing the local elections or
the county fair, Johnson artfully reveals the pleasures of
small-town living. Immerse yourself in the simple joys of
yesteryear with Johnson's special brand of humor.
WORK AND PLAY in southern Indiana" is the third in a series of my
books. It is in the time of the 1970's and 1980's. In it is some
things learned working construction and then at a foundry. Also are
thoughts on three wheelers, rafting creeks and walking through
train tunnels. My first book MAPLE GROVE, was of growing up on a
dairy farm. My second book, MAPLE GROVE THE 60's, was of some
things I learned during my teenage years. Wanting to save stories
for my grandchildren, I bought a computer in 1990 and started
compiling my hand written writings. I am just an average person
with my average stories. People seem to enjoy relating to these
average stories, remembering their version of life.
Against the Grain is a gritty, introspective look at Brent Waldo's
childhood growing up the 80's. Nothing is sugar coated while he
guides you through his triumphs and struggles as if you were living
them right alongside him. From his first sexual experience in a
movie theatre while his dog was tied up out front, to harrowing
tales of his times as a commercial fisherman in Alaska. It's
creatively honest, sometimes funny, other times not. He tackles
some of today's political hot topics with a 'head on' mentality and
makes zero apologies. From first jobs, girlfriends, and flight
school, to college days and misadventures travelling the globe.
There's a little bit of each and every one of us in this book,
that's what makes it so appealing. So throw your feet up on the
coffee table, grab a cold beer, and dig in. In no time at all,
you'll feel like you've been spending time with a long lost buddy.
All the while your tray table should be in the upright and locked
position and pay no attention to your overworked underpaid bitchy
flight attendants; their bosses took all their money Let's go for a
ride
From cubed wombat poop to mantis shrimp eyesight, impress your
friends with More True Facts That Sound Like Bull$#*t! Learn the
weirdest things about planet earth with this hilarious guide to all
things bizarre. Challenge your friends, puzzle your family, and
troll social media with true-or-false questions sure to stump even
the most experienced fact guru. The perfect gift for trivia experts
and internet searchers alike, with 500 odd-but-true facts to choose
from, you'll become a weird trivia master in no time. Put your game
face on, and prove once again that you are the real know-it-all!
Gather your friends and family 'round (again!) and get ready to
learn more wild and crazy trivia and facts such as: - How long did
the shortest war in history last? - True or False? There was once a
mustache strike in France. - Are babies born crying with an accent?
- True or False? a dentist invented cotton candy. - Is cheese the
most widely shoplifted food in the world? Stump everyone with More
True Facts That Sound Like Bull$#*t!
This book outlines what the author believes to be ten important
issues or concepts that merit discussion or at least some thought.
Some are not new ideas by any stretch of the imagination, but may
have been glossed over, over reported or covered and debated so
much they may have lost their luster and are worth polishing up for
a fresh roll in the brain. The others you will find enlightening if
you happen to find yourself in "violation" for lack of a better
word. Now with a new official title of "Commandment," perhaps some
older but still relevant concepts may be revived and repaired and
the new ideas understood and accepted. Let's face it; it's tough to
get a new idea across anyone these days But when it's a
commandment... well how can you say no to a commandment? Though
obviously not written by god himself, the wish is that after
finishing the book you will agree that keeping 11 thru 20 in mind
and executing the fundamental spirit of the script would not be a
bad thing. Just like the original version History has shown that
nothing is fiercer than an aroused mind moving in the direction of
positive change. The Bible is a magnificent book and reveals itself
with the wonderful vernacular of the time. Like listening to the
inflection and dialect delivered by the actors from a movie shot in
the 1930's, turning the pages of the bible is like eaves dropping
on another time. But unlike the thirties, these days most men don't
call each other "Fella" "Mac" or "Daddy-o" as often as they once
did. So to have been dropped words like begat, shalt, and thou. In
the interest of smooth reading and less aspirin, Don too shalt...
uh... shall leave the tradition speak of the day to the titles of
the commandments only, and opt for an easier more casual discussion
into their meaning.
We all need a little help every now and then, don't we ladies. Well
here's all the help you need. Welcome your new best friend - the
indispensable little black book of advice. This book is the friend
your mother warned you about, the friend who always had the best
stories and always knew just what to say...to get you into trouble.
The Little Book of Bad Advice: you won't know how you ever managed
to live without it.
From 1957 to1972, Dorothy "Dottie" Lebo wrote a weekly humor
column called "Home at Heart" for the Harrisburg, Pennsylvania,
"Sunday Patriot-News" that chronicled the chaos and charms of
family life. A 1950s mom who refused to conform to the era's rigid
standards for housewives, Lebo documented suburban living during a
period of rapid change in American culture.
"Home at Heart" ran in the women's pages and won Lebo the
affection of legions of local fans as she recounted her hilarious
household misadventures. During the days when financial planning
meant managing charge accounts and layaway plans, and collecting
S&H green stamps, Lebo entertained her readers with reflections
on historic events, including the Apollo moonwalk, the
assassination of President Kennedy, and the British invasion led by
the Beatles. She mused on the lives of celebrities like actress
Elizabeth Taylor and football star Joe Namath, and she pondered a
rapidly changing culture as it came home to roost in the form of
long hair, basement bands, and pop psychology.
Full of good humor and brimming with the details of the time,
"Home at Heart "will take you back to a pivotal era. Diane Lebo
Wallace has lovingly compiled her mother's witty columns, offering
an intimate glimpse into the mind of an extraordinary housewife and
mother.
The UK's answer to Maupin's, Tales of the City.' Cloud Nine takes
us on a brave, breathless and bawdy romp through a world of gutsy
glamorous drag queens, and cut throat gangsters. When the world has
turned its back on you, there is one place you can go to find
family, Cloud Nine. The newest nightclub on London's South Bank and
the epi-centre of a new purposely built gay village. Its creator,
one time international drag star Trixie Lix; queen of the village
and Momma to all that work there. There's Tye from Birmingham, the
thirty something manager who's starting a new life after the
homophobic murder of his life partner. Then we have Alf a six foot,
Afro-Caribbean lovesick doorman. We also marvel at the ageing foul
mouthed cleaner, Joan, who is fiercely protective over her friends
and the family at Cloud Nine. The latest of the Cloud Nine family
is Mickey, a troubled teenager trapped by his gangster father,
Jimmy Loney, into a life of violent crime and sexual abuse. We also
get to meet the sharp wit of Lady Alice Nana Love' Lovett, the
anti-establishment Lady of Little Munch, and her vengeful niece
Lady Victoria. Families can be formed in the most unusual of
places, Trixie and her family at Cloud Nine take us on an
explosively funny journey, with more plot than a vegetable garden,
their story will make you laugh and cry, but will definitely make
you want to visit....
This book is an authentic compendium of poems, stories, one-liners,
and anecdotes circulated throughout the World War II period by the
men and women in the armed services as well as those in the
factories and support services of the greatest war machine ever
built. This raucous humor is espeially poignant in its
representation of a nation's young finding levity in their most
basic needs, displacing themselves from the reality of death. Each
joke, story, witticism, poem, or amusement has been associated with
a bonafide United States war poster of the day, reflecting its
comparative humor. In honoring the Greatest Generation for their
sacrifices, these works are a testament to their dignity; that when
faced with their own mortality, they still could laugh.
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