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Books > Sport & Leisure > Humour > Parodies & spoofs
Two years after the discovery that Earth Prime 4-6-4-0-8-9 dash
Omega is in imminent danger of collapse, the Transdimensional
Authority has helped hundreds of millions... well, millions...
okay, a lot of aliens immigrate to Earth Prime. How's that working
out? Rodney Pendleton, the first alien to make the move, is now a
tech millionaire (hover technology is wildly popular - who knew?).
Wainwright Walsh, lead singer for The Occidental Tourists (ask your
parents... or, maybe your grandparents), puts together an all-star
band to raise funds for a foundation to help the aliens adjust to
their new home. But all is not beat yas and scream on Earth Prime.
An investigation into the first murder of an alien being leads to
an anti-alien protest group, revealing a dark, speciesist strain of
human emotion. And a different investigation into the disappearance
of aliens in Latin America reveals a dark, greedy strain of human
emotion. It turns out, some problems cannot be solved by the swift,
unexpected application of pie!
The story opens with newly married protagonists, Elizabeth and
Fitzwilliam Darcy, defending their village from an army of
flesh-eating unmentionables. But the honeymoon has barely begun
when poor Mr. Darcy is nipped by a raging dreadful. Elizabeth knows
the only acceptable course of action is to promptly behead her
husband (and then burn the corpse, just to be safe). But when she
hears rumours of a miracle antidote being developed in London, she
realizes there may be one last chance to save her true love - and
for everyone to live happily ever after.
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