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As Brexit reaches its final stretch, find a way to laugh through
the pain and or celebrate the end with Ladybird's hilarious and
essential guide, The Story of Brexit. 'Hilarious' STYLIST ________
'"Leaving was the will of the people" sighs Angelica's father. He
voted to leave. Angelica voted to remain, but she feels the same
way. "It is the will of the people," she sighs. They stare at the
ducks. They like the ducks. Ducks are better than people.' ________
'Brexit gave us lots of exciting new words, like brextremist,
remoaner, bremoaner, remaybe, breprehensible, remaintenance,
brexorcist, remaidstone, brex-girlfriend, remange, brextortion,
remayhem and bregret. The new words make it harder for foreigners
to understand what we are saying. In a tough, new international
business world, small advantages such as this can be crucial.'
________ This delightful book is the latest in the series of
Ladybird books which have been specially planned to help grown-ups
with the world about them. The large clear script, the careful
choice of words, the frequent repetition and the thoughtful
matching of text with pictures all enable grown-ups to think they
have taught themselves to cope. Featuring original Ladybird artwork
alongside brilliantly funny, brand new text. 'The latest offering
in the hilarious Ladybird for Grown Ups series is a funny
mickey-take of the Brexit debate (and boy, do we need some fun)'
Sunday Post
are you the type of person who: - thinks books are quite good - has
never held a book before and would like to try holding one for a
day - is completely normal and just wants to look at something - is
fed up - would rather be dead - is frightened of what tomorrow may
bring - is curious - needs a bit of motivation - wants to feel more
positive about your life then this is the book for you because the
words and pictures inside of this book will instantly make you feel
more positive about yourself even after just having a look at them
for about a second or 3 seconds what happens to your body when you
have no motivation: when you have no motivation it is like a wall
of sadness has been built up inside of yourself and it is this wall
that stops all of the happy things in the world from getting inside
of your body so take my book and use it to break down the wall of
sadness brick by brick so that happiness can climb back inside of
your body and live there for the rest of your days love from your
friend Chris (Simpsons artist) xox
Two years after the discovery that Earth Prime 4-6-4-0-8-9 dash
Omega is in imminent danger of collapse, the Transdimensional
Authority has helped hundreds of millions... well, millions...
okay, a lot of aliens immigrate to Earth Prime. How's that working
out? Rodney Pendleton, the first alien to make the move, is now a
tech millionaire (hover technology is wildly popular - who knew?).
Wainwright Walsh, lead singer for The Occidental Tourists (ask your
parents... or, maybe your grandparents), puts together an all-star
band to raise funds for a foundation to help the aliens adjust to
their new home. But all is not beat yas and scream on Earth Prime.
An investigation into the first murder of an alien being leads to
an anti-alien protest group, revealing a dark, speciesist strain of
human emotion. And a different investigation into the disappearance
of aliens in Latin America reveals a dark, greedy strain of human
emotion. It turns out, some problems cannot be solved by the swift,
unexpected application of pie!
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The PERFECT GIFT for that superhero, saint, figure of worship or,
if none of those apply, your plain dear old dad. 'Shawn has set up
his own firework display in the garden. "Those big displays are
rubbish," he tells his son. "You can't see a thing." When Shawn's
son has seen the firework, they will go back indoors. Fireworks are
more expensive than Shawn expected.' _______ '"What does a
hippopotamus eat, dad?' asks Philip 'Children who ask for stuff in
the gift shop,' says his dad. Being a dad is brilliant.'" _______
This delightful book is the latest in the series of Ladybird books
which have been specially planned to help grown-ups with the world
about them. The large clear script, the careful choice of words,
the frequent repetition and the thoughtful matching of text with
pictures all enable grown-ups to think they have taught themselves
to cope. Featuring original Ladybird artwork alongside brilliantly
funny, brand new text. 'Hilarious' STYLIST
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