Have your kids ever shaved the dog? Or decided pants are optional? Don't worry, you are not alone. Parenting is hard and this mummy is f*cking tired. Inspired by the story of a beloved caterpillar, The Very F*cking Tired Mummy is an all-too-relatable tale of the frustration, exhaustion and sometimes unexpected joy of parenthood. Here we follow the journey of one mummy over the course of a week, taking everything life throws at her with a side of wine, coffee, chocolate from last Christmas, the kids' leftover lunch and even the occasional dog treat. It will comfort anyone for whom eight hours of sleep seems like a distant memory, and serve as a welcome reminder that sometimes, just sometimes, we all need a break...

'Ah! This is the dream!' says Julian one morning. 'With good old British common sense and community spirit like this, there's no reason that we couldn't exist on the island like this for the rest of our days!' What could possibly go wrong . . .? Anne has gathered Julian, Dick, George and, of course, Timmy, together for a last nostalgic jaunt in the countryside together before grown-up responsibilities take the four cousins off in different directions. It's only natural that they find their way onto Kirrin Island for a look around, as this might be the last time they're here together as a group. They are planning just to spend the night there and come home the next day, perhaps with a little exploring in the dungeon for old time's sake. But that night they hear the country has gone into lockdown. They are not allowed to leave. With their usual resourcefulness, they are determined to make the best of it, and remain cheerful and healthy. As Anne keeps saying: They're lucky, really, to have all this countryside and fresh air at their disposal!

Another all-new installment of the side-splitting and bestselling Donald Trump Yearbook, packed with Trump-related games, puzzles, and fun. "No way," they said, "he won't last 100 days!" But steaming into his final year of office, the POTUS with the moistest has reigned supreme, and now he wants more (pending rubber-stamping of his nomination). The run-in to the 2020 election will be a rollercoaster, and the answer to the question of who will be sitting next to the Donald in the front car as the Democratic candidate will soon be answered. Bigger! Boldlier! Betterlier! The follow-up to last year's sold-out edition, The Unofficial Donald Trump Yearbook 2020 will feature a side-splitting potpourri of Donald-related fun and Trump-ernalia: Mr Potus Head (of State) game! Dazzling Donald pin-ups and pics! Wall craft game--using your pretend bricks to build a wall to keep out pretend baddies! Trump temporary tattoos! Trump top tunes! Trump tall tales! All this and more will delight and amuse you as you try to stay sane in the face of the daily news.