OUT BEYOND FERAL DWELLS... THE ASTRAL ADVICE ANIMAL
The scathing social comedy of "Dr. Strangelove" mixed with the fairy-tale surrealism of "Animal Farm."
Tabby Cat provides his edgy counsel on this world and the next to spooks and in-body entities alike, without fear or favor. Must your next re-birth be so "hit-or-miss"? Does human incarnation have to be a "sink-or-swim" proposition? Get the low-down for the next time you go down. Learn the slickest cheat codes and sickest workarounds for your ultimate thrill ride - the Earth Plane Time-Space Illusion.
Celebrity Praise for Astral Advice Animal
This is more grim smile than jolly guffaw, but it serves to dull the insufferable ennui of an otherwise lackluster eternity.
- (Astral Essence of) The Marquis De Sade
Crazy is good; funny is better; Tabby's writing is both; his message is neither.
- (Astral Essence of) Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
Clearly Tabby Cat is a metaphor for something but I can't begin to imagine what that might be.
- (Astral Essence of) Jorge Luis Borges
When Lorenzo sees these pics I'm going to be out on my ass.
- (Astral Essence of) Michelangelo Buonarroti
While alive, I opined that a serious and good philosophical work could be written consisting entirely of jokes. But I never dreamed some bonehead would actually take me up on it.
-(Astral Essence of) Ludwig Wittgenstein
Four Noble Truths, v. 2.0: Suffering? Ignorance Solution? Tabby
- (Astral Essence of) Prince Siddhartha of the Shakya Clan

An inspirational piece by famed author Christopher Trimarco. Each page will put a smile on your face.

Craft Beer Sucks is a humorous poke at the so called craft beer movement

"A Jailbird's-eye View of Tent City" draws openly from an 18 month stay in county jail. This tale is a lighthearted, comic spoof of Sheriff Joe Arpaio's Tent City located in Phoenix, Arizona. It contains exploits and anecdotes navigating the perilous and often absurd ins and outs of a detention center which has been a lightning rod for controversy. A Jailbird's-eye View of Tent City features affable, optimistic schemer, Janie Doughy. At 48, Doughy finds herself confined to indoor lockup where she waits six months for a judge to decide her fate. Here she befriends Maria; a prostitute, who is the maternal, interfering kind with a lifetime habit of butting into other people's business. Keisha is Doughys' poker partner who could do more with the raising of an eyebrow than Moses could do with the Ten Commandments. Angel has a glass-eye and a heart of marble, yet Doughy finds herself unaccountably attracted to her. Doughy is finally sentenced to one year in Tent City. Refusing to work in the laundry without Hazmat certification, Doughy is manhandled and tossed into the hole. Humbled by isolation, she returns to the tents only to be hit in the head with a pink sock full of combination locks (Slock) for sitting at the wrong table at chow. Unmoved by unpleasantness, Doughy dreams up a scheme to get cigarettes into the encampment to help shore up her gambling problem. "A Jailbird's-eye View of Tent City" is a feel good tale that ends in heavenly redemption, while offering: some fights, plenty of lunatics, oodles of racial tension, pink undies, green bologna and a women's chain gang. Doughy's contrite manner, delusional optimism, perseverance and a surrounding cast of endearing convicts makes this romp behind razor-wire more comic than corrective.