Fifty Shelves of Grey - The DIY guide to passion Christina is trying to use the jargon of home DIY to speak the language of love. Dave, totally oblivious, just thinks he's finally found someone as passionate about nailing, screwing and the importance of using the right lubricant when you're working away on someone's back door. Fifty Shades of Blokes is a series for us guys who just don't get all the fuss about this Fifty Shades malarkey. When handyman, Dave Woode, does some weekend work for young entrepreneur, Christina Grey, he encounters a woman who is beautiful, brilliant, and desperate to try out a 'bit of rough'. The unworldly, innocent Dave - like almost every man before him - has no idea what's going on, and believes Christina simply shares his passions for sports, DIY and gardening. The series follows the young couple as they embark on a passionate, double-entendre filled exploration of balls, power tools and spreading a bit of seed around. With every story written the way men would like it - incredibly short - the Fifty Shades of Blokes trilogy won't 'possess you' or 'obsess you', but it is quite obviously a parody that will leave you asking: How do men and women ever get together? How many men are really as simple as Dave? What does it say about our sex lives when 'the real books' sell a million copies a week? N.B. This series is intended for immature audiences.

This dark little book depicts the mental breakdowns of many disturbed children who just can't seem to tolerate their peers. They are listed by name from A to Z, and their naughty antics are presented for your amusement.

This hilarious parody offers a guide to dating inspired by who else? Jodi Arias -- everybody's dream BFF or girlfriend. Tips include how to meet hot guys (hint: multilevel marketing conferences or gun shows), dressing for phone sex, the basics of stalking and how to make sure you spend eternity with your hot guy. A riotous how-to guide You won't know whether to laugh or cry

THE PERFECT GIFT for the party animal . . . or at the very least, for that person you know who doesn't know when it's time to go home. Every so often, it is nice to have a big night out. It is important to let your hair down. And for a friend to hold it out of the way later while you are sick. _____________ Mandy has been looking forward to her big night out all week. She dances and drinks and laughs and sings. She feels like herself for the first time in days. Tomorrow every single thing she remembers doing will embarrass her to the point of physical agony. Mandy hates the real Mandy. This delightful book is the latest in the series of Ladybird books which have been specially planned to help grown-ups with the world about them. The large clear script, the careful choice of words, the frequent repetition and the thoughtful matching of text with pictures all enable grown-ups to think they have taught themselves to cope. Featuring original Ladybird artwork alongside brilliantly funny, brand new text. 'Hilarious' Stylist

The third adventure in the PAUL BLAINE, AGENT of COVERT series finds Blaine and his partner, Danny Willoughby tracking down a member of ITCH (Islamic Terrorist Clan of Hate) who has been assassinating U.S. government agents at a frightening rate. Silly situations abound as Paul hunts the terrorist and Danny prepares for a Jacks Tournament

You've seen them, and maybe even read them: strange, offbeat news stories that defy credibility: the young man who proposed to his own mother, the fellow who travelled with aliens on his lunchbreak, or the woman who exploded at a party. These and other possibly true news stories, which first appeared in local newspapers, have, for the first time in recorded history, been compiled within the pages of one book -- sparing you, the reader, the endless, tedious search it would require to find them by yourself, assuming you wanted to. So sit back, relax, hopefully in a nice comfy chair near an actual working fireplace, and find out what real America has been reading about. You'll be glad you did.