A hilariously twisted collection of nine classic fables that have been given the reboot as satiric bedtime stories for the rich and famous. From "Goldilocks and the Three Tenors" to "The Six Blond Men and the Elephant," you'll be laughing from cover to cover even if you're neither rich nor famous. Illustrated by Tom Hachtman, creator of the comic strip Gertrude's Follies.

"Fake Personal Ads" is the ideal fun book to pass around at a party, to laugh at over lunch with a friend, or to just sit alone with as an amusing companion. There are three types of people: First, those who read personal ads/dating profiles on the internet to find eternal love, or, if not that, then someone to accompany them to karaoke night at the local bar; second, those who read the personals to laugh at the exaggerated opinion people have about themselves and, worse, the unrealistic expectations about what they are looking for in a mate; and, third, those who read dating profiles to laugh at the self-promotion and then, when no one is looking, respond to the ad by claiming that they are new to internet dating, though they have been meeting hundreds of people online for the past eight years. Who can make this stuff up? Actually the author, James Francis Johnson, can make this stuff up and has done so throughout this book. This is a collection of satirical personal ads that group Men and Women promoting themselves on the dating market under a particular theme. For example, one theme is marriage proposals done at sporting events and projected onto the Jumbotron, so that the Men Seeking Women ad is called "I Want to Propose to a Lady on the Jumbotron," while the Women Seeking Men ad is entitled "If You Propose to Me on the Jumbotron, I'll Kill You." This book is for the second type of person, who reads personal ads for laughs.

Maggie is a klutz. Mr. Pink is an ass. When she falls into his office, it's love. Well, sort of. Unfortunately, this enigmatic billionaire has a dark, dangerous, unspeakable secret. What will innocent Maggie do when she discovers the man who has stolen her heart is hiding something...pink. WARNING: This parody contains sparkles, unicorns, and unforgettable sex that you will probably wish you could forget.

SHOOT-OUT WITH A WILD-EYED MODERATE is a collection of humor, whimsy, and even serious opinion. You may enjoy the collection if you like classic radio, Stan Freberg, Thurber and Benchley, SCTV, SNL, Monty Python, and Immanuel Kant's hilarious 'Critique of Pure Reason.'

Soh Dem Gwaan is the third collection of short stories by Joelle Cohen Wright who continues with side-splitting and laugh-out-loud stories portraying the diverse personalities of the Jamaican culture. As the wonderful mix of characters speak in the rich Jamaican dialect (patois), the stories draw readers into their everyday lives as they engage in playful banter and contentious disputes with each other. Readers can expect a humorous interpretation of everyday Jamaican life among people from all walks of life. Inanimate objects (such as the GPS) and animals (such as Yaad Dog, Yaad Fowl, Sista Cow, Billy Goat), sustain their humorous interaction as they engage in the unique style of verbal expressions Jamaicans use to communicate their assertive personalities - not to mention their brazen, take-no-prisoners attitude Be prepared to laugh out loud.

"Five Little Zombies And Fred" is a not-for-children children's book about the perils of a zombie apocalypse, filled with zombies, a Mountie, and our hero, Fred. It spoofs the "Ten Little Monkeys Jumping On A Bed" nursery rhyme. Filled with geeky visual gags and Easter eggs, it is written and illustrated to speak to the child in every one. It tells the story of our hero Fred who finds himself in the middle of the zombie apocalypse. Will he survive with the help of his friend the Mountie? Warning: Mild zombie violence.

Sometimes a kid can be afraid to go potty, and that's okay. It's weird. It's gross. But eventually the kid has to crap. For parents who are trying to persuade their little bundle of joy to do the deed on the toilet, here's a book that understands the struggle. From roosters crapping in the morning to owls crapping in the evening, everyone hits the john at some point and it's just a matter of convincing the little one it's not so bad. Really. It isn't. With this parody of potty-training books, parents can share in the common frustration over a little one who won't go near the toilet, while enjoying the serene nature of origami animals taking a crap.

This dark little book depicts the mental breakdowns of many disturbed children who just can't seem to tolerate their peers. They are listed by name from A to Z, and their naughty antics are presented for your amusement.

This hilarious parody offers a guide to dating inspired by who else? Jodi Arias -- everybody's dream BFF or girlfriend. Tips include how to meet hot guys (hint: multilevel marketing conferences or gun shows), dressing for phone sex, the basics of stalking and how to make sure you spend eternity with your hot guy. A riotous how-to guide You won't know whether to laugh or cry

The third adventure in the PAUL BLAINE, AGENT of COVERT series finds Blaine and his partner, Danny Willoughby tracking down a member of ITCH (Islamic Terrorist Clan of Hate) who has been assassinating U.S. government agents at a frightening rate. Silly situations abound as Paul hunts the terrorist and Danny prepares for a Jacks Tournament

You've seen them, and maybe even read them: strange, offbeat news stories that defy credibility: the young man who proposed to his own mother, the fellow who travelled with aliens on his lunchbreak, or the woman who exploded at a party. These and other possibly true news stories, which first appeared in local newspapers, have, for the first time in recorded history, been compiled within the pages of one book -- sparing you, the reader, the endless, tedious search it would require to find them by yourself, assuming you wanted to. So sit back, relax, hopefully in a nice comfy chair near an actual working fireplace, and find out what real America has been reading about. You'll be glad you did.