Enid Blyton's books are beloved the world over and The Famous Five have been the perennial favourite of her fans. Now, in this new series of Enid Blyton for Grown-Ups, George, Dick, Anne, Julian and Timmy confront a new challenge: is it possible to get a good gluten-free cream tea? Julian, Anne, Dick, George and Timmy are all feeling really rather rum, and it's been going on for days. Nothing seems to work, and with their doctors mystified, they're driven to trying out various expedients to cure themselves. Julian goes online to self-diagnose that he's got pancreatic cancer, bird flu and Creutzfeldt-Jakob Disease. Anne decides that the old methods are the best and decides to have herself exorcised - which proves to be an awful lot of bother for everyone, and such a mess. Dick goes to a witch-doctor who calls himself a 'homeopath' ('sounds only one short of sociopath, Dick!') but it's George who discovers they need to go on an exclusion diet, so they enter a world of hard-to-find, maddeningly expensive specialist foods . . . Just perfect for anyone who likes Deliciously Ella, Amelia Freer and the Naturalista - as well as any reluctant partners who are begrudgingly spiralising courgettes for dinner.

From those classics days of the 1970s comes this hilarious satire. A STORY OF FAT AND THE DEVIL This book has it all: the diets, the devil, witch-craft, religion, and one man's struggle to save his wife from the horrors of her own rapidly in-creasing bulk. Only the most extreme measures will save his beloved wife. Week after week she grows fatter and fatter, without benefit of knife and fork. Who can help her? When all else has failed, he must call in the powerful high priest of physical fitness and sensible eating-Romaine LeLane, The Exerciser

Two Books in One. Irreverent, poignant, true. These books celebrate the joy and humor of parenthood. The bestselling trilogy instigated a boom of "Fifty Shades" babies. And it turns out, True Love doesn't look quite like you expected. 100-page, full-color, illustrated Seussian book for parents. Like Adam Mansbach's "Go the F**k to Sleep," a reality check for new parents. Must-reads if reading the E L James trilogy made you a mom. Great baby shower gift. Great Mother's Day gift. Baby shower and don't know the gender yet? Have a girl and a boy? Two Books in One is for you. Pink & Blue. Both books in one.

Blue is the new Grey. Irreverent, poignant, true. This book celebrates the joy and humor of parenthood. The bestselling trilogy instigated a boom of "Fifty Shades" babies. And it turns out, True Love doesn't look quite like you expected. 50-page, full-color, illustrated Seussian book for parents. Like Adam Mansbach's "Go the F**k to Sleep," it's a reality check for new parents. A must-read if reading the E L James trilogy made you a mom. Great baby shower gift. Great Mother's Day gift.

The Bars of St. Mary's is indeed an irreverent look at the bars and the churches of St. Mary's County, Maryland. This tongue-in-cheek exposition details six of the "finer" drinking establishments in the county and correlates them with some of the "finer" religious institutions.

This expanded re-issue of "The Life and Times of Phlange Welder reveals a little-known humorous slice of Los Angeles Times history. It salutes a bygone era of print journalism and underscores the value of humor and camaraderie in the work place.

Join Brian, as he tries to woo the girl that works in the local shop, will passing out face down in super glue while trying to make her a gift hinder his chances of getting her to go out with him? Will Father Frederick, an alcoholic vicar who has a slight issue with stalking be able to win back the heart of a woman he loved a long time ago? And will Ethel, who thinks that throwing hard rice instead of confetti in a Bride Groom's face is an acceptable form of sport, be able to catch whichever one of these two losers in love with her trick as they step out of the church on the happy day? Written entirely in the form of product reviews, we guarantee you've never read a book quite like this before. Hilarious and wholly original, The Village Idiot Reviews pokes gentle fun at the more obscure corners of your favourite e-commerce sites - and introduces the most bonkers set of countryside dwellers since The Vicar of Dibley.

Unhappiness Is ... A Book that Takes a Fun Look at Everyday Situations With a little touch of Serious Stuff For Young & Older readers I created this book when I was fourteen years old. I have always tried to find the silly in a situation and this book does just that. It's mostly about the funny side of everyday life. Unhappiness Is ... has gone through a few changes over the years, yet it remains timeless This version is for you, my readers, to illustrate 'cause I couldn't get mine to be what I wanted And, I think it'll be great for you to be able to interpret the events your way and put your take on the pages The sayings will make you chuckle, laugh and reflect. Most of the time, you will be able to think "Yep. That happened to me." Illustrating your thoughts may be a surprise to someone else, as well as yourself A Note About Illustrations An illustration for a book is a way of putting an image on paper about the book's subject. It's the same as a person turning written words into a song. Illustrations may be drawn, painted, photographed, or glued - such as a collage. Therefore, you may illustrate these 150 sentences any way you like We all feel things differently so be creative and have fun bringing your imaginations to the pages "Every Cloud has a Silver Lining " Dabs & Company 2013