Recently discovered fragments of parchment and artifacts unearthed have lead to a remarkable discovery of an unknown religious tradition. The Cult of the Divine Diva and Her Fabulous Court's Gospels are explored.

"Sharklock Bones: Bug Tails" is the fourth in a series about a shark detective and his trusty sidekick, Dr. Flotsam. They float around in a world of talking fish and animals, a world where everyone talks in puns, anecdotes, jokes and word plays. The stories are written in screenplay fashion to encourage role playing and interaction among readers. The dynamic duo of Bones and Watson take on and solve not-too-difficult mysteries in these stories or "tails." The target audience is ages eight to eighty. In this book "Sharklock Bones: Bug Tails" Sharklock and the Doc solve a kidnapping and then go on to a final confrontation on Mister Rhee Island with their arch enemy, the infamous Devious Dolphin. The first book in the series is "Sharklock Bones: Fish Tails" consisting of two "tails." The first is "Codfather" wherein our heroes stop a kidnapping by Devious Dolphin. The second "tail" is "Hound" and the duo helps Robert Eel Lee (atop a seahorse, of course) capture a giant hound on the Moor. The second in the series is "Sharklock Bones: Zoo Tails," also with two "tails." In "Horse," Sharklock's pony disappears from a locked stall. In "Seafood Restaurant," our boys locate animals missing from the zoo. The third book of "tails" is "Sharklock Bones: Pirate Tails," the "tail" is entitled "Parrots of the Carob Bean." Bones and Flotsam are on the hunt to locate Johnny Depth's missing pirate ship, the Black Twirl. All lots of fun, lots of puns, lots of giggles and more than a few groans. Swim on in and stay tuned for more "tails."

A parody of the Book of Genesis will full-color illustrations by John Bergdahl. All the wisdom of a holy scripture, all the hot lizard action of a monster movie. It has all your favorites like Sodom and Gomorrah, the Great Flood, and Abraham and Isaac, but there's so much more. You'll recoil to the horror of Cain and Abel, thrill to the creation of the world, cheer at the plagues of Egypt, and shudder at the instructions on circumcision.

At long last, Pappa Gander gets a few words in edgewise. Read some of your old familiar nursery rhymes rewritten his way, plus a few other rhymes, limericks, some haiku, and stories... Jack and the Beanstalk -- did you ever wonder what happened to the cow? or the beans from the beanstalk? What did Jack do later in life? Find out in Jack and the Beanstalk, the Whole Story, Plus the Sequel... The Adventures of Jack and Jill -- a hilarious blend of a lot of familiar rhymes. Pappa Gander gets things a bit mixed up here, and ends up with a second version of Jack and the Beanstalk, but with the Seven Dwarves instead of the giant... Snow White, from an alternative universe where things happen a bit differently... Robby, the author behind Pappa Gander says: My poetic inspirations were Roald Dahl, Shel Silverstien and Ogden Nash. Also included are some of my cartoons, largly influenced by Gary Larson (Far Side). Some of the rhymes were done strictly because I found words that rhyme in an amusing way (amusing to me, anyway).

In this hilarious spoof of historic thrillers about everybody's favorite Renaissance Man, Da Vinci has more than just his demons and his code; he's got a head-cold that nearly costs the world The Last Supper and sends the renowned artist-engineer-inventor on a decade-long secret quest to rid mankind of one of its most annoying ailments. Did Leonardo Da Vinci really create a remedy for the common cold only to have it hidden from the world for 500 years? If so, why and, where did he get all those chickens? L.K. Peterson is the author of Fairly Grim Tales, Get the F**k Back to Work and The 2012 Doomsday Planner. Randy Jones's illustrations and cartoons have appeared in the New York Times, Playboy and the National Lampoon.

Don't just survive-go to war. Weapons and Warfare in the Zombie Apocalypse offers a detailed examination of the weaponry and battle tactics that will help you take the fight to the hordes of the undead. Drawing on a background in the study of ancient and pre-modern warfare, Dr. Alasdair offers the prospective "zompocalypse" survivor a detailed study of the tools and techniques that will make every denizen of the post-apocalypse what they need to become-a warrior. Other zombie guides offer you general information covering a wide range of topics. Where did zombies come from? What causes them to reanimate? This volume is unconcerned with those questions. The focus here is not what caused them to rise, but instead how to destroy them and which tools will help you do so. When the world ends, you must become a warrior. You will have no other choice.

""Imagine if you will that Mel Brooks has written an erotic parody of Romeo and Juliet and you'll pretty much have this book," Rina Lee, 5-star review. "This is NOT your mother's Shakespeare version of 'Romeo and Juliet' ... it's BETTER " Jackie, 5-star review. "I wonder if Bill Shakespeare is turning over in his grave or laughing - I think the latter," Bill, 5-star review." Eighteen-year-old Juliet is betrothed to Paris, a rich and arrogant relative to royalty with a mouth as dirty as his mind. Her only saving grace is a collection of vibrators and other stimulating toys manufactured by the mysterious R. Across town, Romeo, the mysterious sex-toy scientist himself, is in love with the beautiful Rosaline who treats him like crap. After an anonymous night of passion, Romeo and Juliet learn they are from rival families. With the help of a slutty best friend and a nurse with a secret sexual torture chamber, will Romeo and Juliet finally find their happy ending? Fifty Shades of Romeo and Juliet is an erotic parody that is approximately 38,000 words and more than 100 paper pages long. M.A. DeWitt has written more than 30 books in various genres.

At last, it's Fifty Shades of White. No complicated rules, no outrageous cliches, no repetitive phrases. Just 50 pages of white paper to do with as you please. Because there really only is ONE shade of white - Unless you are an engaged woman looking for a wedding dress, in which case there's white, ivory, pearl, bone, lily, and off-white (which is actually, um...white). A great, frivolous gift for the person who already has everything useful.