Ray Dennis does the secret, a simple law of attraction story is a humorous parody based on The Secret by Rhonda Byrne."Description"

When Ray Dennis, an alcoholic English bricklayer is deported from the US back to the UK on a drug charge, he has no idea that his life and identity are about to change forever. Shattered by his knowledge that he is a failure, Ray dedicates himself to self-improvement and unwittingly puts himself and his family on a path to disaster once he discovers The Secret.

With a change of name and new passport, Ray returns to LA. He meets a Guru who introduces him to the teachings of The Secret, and shows Ray how to plant thought seeds. And so begins his quest to completely change his life. His thoughts seeds create a wife, kids, a successful business, and a big house. But his success comes at a price as serious drug traffickers eventually kill his wife and children, and the police won't help when they find out he was in the country illegally.

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Completely inappropriate humor coupled with dark poetry and flash fiction. It's more fun than you can shake a dead kitten at.

Anesthesia Peel meets Crispin BenGay, a filthy rich and incredibly hunkalicious entrepreneur, during an interview for her beauty-school newspaper. BenGay is mysteriously attracted to Ana, a social zero who's never even used email. He makes her his submissive, to have, to hold and to hurt. "Fifty Shades of BenGay" puts a whole new spin on the bestselling romance novel with a soft-porn filling. That ridiculous contract: "Hard limits: No acts involving clowns or mimes...".Laughable lovemaking: "His mouth finds mine, which isn't hard, considering how big my mouth is...".Ana's multiple personalities: "My inner goddess is picking her nose...".Those ludicrous emails. "Crispin: About our 'deal': thanks, but no thanks. P.S. Can I keep the laptop?" This book is intended for immature adults. It contains explicit scenes of a physically impossible nature.

Melody Litton has taken a break from her traditional self-help books to pair up with Zombie expert, Travis Thornton, in producing this essential guide to understanding and planning for the not so distant future. The Zombie Apocalypse is coming. It's time to prepare. While the rest of the world lives in fear and strives to protect themselves from what they see as an impending doom, those who read this guide will be ready to rise above that fear. They will be ready to create a future worth living: A future which embraces life as a zombie.

STARVE CURSE HATE (Cynthia St Clair's Search for What-ever ) is a spoof of EAT PRAY LOVE. In this oddly inspirational book the main character Cynthia, a rich beautiful divorcee who is looking for inner peace, love and happiness, decides to follow in author Elizabeth Gilbert's footsteps and travel to Italy, India and Indonesia. While on her journey, when one thing after another goes wrong, wrong, wrong, Cynthia begins to ask, "Whoa God, how come you answered all of Elizabeth's prayers but you haven't answered any of mine?" Then suddenly she realizes: perhaps HE has

Dr. Browntrout is the most dangerous man alive. He has bested the American Psychiatric Association at their own game, having invented mental disorders that pathologize all human behavior indiscriminately, and apply to every human being on earth. Doc Browntrout makes no secret of the kickbacks he demands from the pharmaceutical industry. He's kicking down the doors of academia, and running through their hallowed halls, ripping off their fat money bags and lighting their textbooks on fire. Don't try to stop him. Don't hold him back. He's charging by the diagnosis. Examples of disorders defined in this book: Pediatric Pouty Lip Moochism and Moochism by Proxy Younger Male Grandmother Disorder Vacuous Contrition Disorder Nonanomolous Naval Gazing Duchene's Douchebag Disorder Cuddle Deficit Disorder Manchild Disorder Little Asshole Disorder (LAD) Public Urination Anxiety Fluoride Averse Retrograde Trance (FART)

Obesity plagues America and stalks the rest of the world. Sex is in decline, drugs are on the rise and politics is in tatters, the perfect stew that explains our expanding girth. Here is a daring new explanation for obesity. Don't let the facts stand in the way of junk food science. Just grab some chips and start reading. 3 Faces of Obesity takes a light-hearted look at a heavyweight subject in bad need of some fresh attention. Praise for this edition: "Jansen has made a breakthrough in understanding this 3-sided coin. He shows a feeble grasp of biology and science, but faulty thinking does not stop him from reaching the right conclusions about what is behind obesity." - J. Pansen "This unknown author goes out on a limb and brings back a bird's nest of theories about addiction, nutrition, and psychology. Did "eat the weenie" really replace "hide the weenie"? Find out here. - P. Ansenjay Also from RedPagePress, "Vatican Museum Oddities" ... a humor laced critique of the unholy art collected by popes through the ages.

UNHOLY ROMANCE Unholy Romance is a hilarious story about Jesus Christ's second coming. His task, if he can manage to stay alive this time, is to conceive a new set of Commandments which are more relevant to the 21st century than those left behind in stone by 'old lick-arse' Moses. For thirty days, Jesus must live amongst the human race as one of their own, adopting their ways, savage and all as that may be. By doing this he will learn to appreciate his subjects true motivations and so develop more appropriate Commandments. His only ammunition on earth during his brief stay is an allowance of three miracles. As instructed by his dad, God the Father, Jesus must communicate the Commandments to the people through a diary, which he will leave behind as the new Bible. It is this diary that forms the basis for Unholy Romance Above all else, this is a tale of an unlikely and ultimately passionate romance between Jesus Christ and Megan Milligan, a feisty, Irish phone sex operator and devoted atheist, as they struggle to come to terms with an unplanned pregnancy TARGET MARKET: Anyone over eighteen who can laugh at life without fear of ending up in Costa del Hell THE REVIEWS: 'I was in floods of laughter. A great read.' NOAH 'It definitely shows a darker side to Jesus, which I would be delighted to take the credit for.' THE DEVIL 'I may yet take a libel action against Jesus for defamation of character. I do not have a drink problem and am not a rampant homosexual, as seems to be portrayed in the book.' THE HOLY SPIRIT 'I have the inside track on the book, which I will sell to the highest bidder.' JUDAS 'I wash my hands of this disturbingly controversial page turner.' PONTIUS PILATE 'I'd need to see some evidence that Jesus actually wrote this book before commenting.' DOUBTING THOMAS 'Go on my son ' GOD THE FATHER 'I could have done with this great read while I was lost in the desert, when all I had for entertainment was a bunch of 'are we there yet?' moaners MOSES 'It's a great book of two halves...and a cover KING SOLOMON LITERARY AGENT COMMENT: "Other samples on the subject of Jesus' return to modern earth have passed across our desks here, but none have shown such promise. I do think this is hilarious and would like to see it in print" PMA Literary & Film Management INC, New York. WARNING: Unholy Romance is a romantic religious parody. Please do not purchase if easily offended by religious parody

Never before have the secrets of the Sexual deviance department of the Ministry of People's Security in North Korea been revealed. In this glorious manual, you will learn how to identify sexual deviants, North Korea style. Full of images carefully selected by the finest scientists of DPRK to lure out the perversions of your subjects, along with scientific instructions on usage.

Sure, you know about chicken soup, but do you know about a souped-up chicken? Jonathan Segal Chicken was just another piece of kosher poultry, but he decided he wanted something more. He wanted to fly, and fly he did, on adventures that take him out into the world... and beyond. This classic parody from the 1970s is now available again in this newly redesigned edition.

The Old Testament: but more mad, more merry, more... Milligan! "And God said, Let there be light; and there was light, but Eastern Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected." There have been many interpretations of the Old Testament over the centuries but never one quite like this. Spike Milligan has rewritten, in his own inimitable style, many of the best-known stories of the Old Testament, featuring characters like King "my brain hurts" Solomon, the great oaf of a giant Goliath and the lesser-known crossword clue, Hushai the Archite. Believers and non-believers alike will enjoy this hilarious re-working, where the jokes, jests and jibes tumble over each other from Chapter One, Verse One until kingdom come.

The definitive comedy-writing handbook from one of the genre's most celebrated writers, this easy-to-follow guide lays out a clear system for creating humor that gets big, milk-coming-out-of-your-nose laughs, reliably and repeatably. You'll learn... the three sure-fire ways to generate material the 11 kinds of jokes and how to tell them the secret to permanently overcoming writer's block and many more tips, tricks and techniques

Hans and Gertrud lived in their beautiful castle in the Bavarian mountains. They had freedom, servants and, best of all, animals. Then evil men came to power and they were forced to flee to England leaving all they had behind them. There they were kidnapped and taken to the strange neighbouring kingdom of Eng-a-land. The people couldn't speak properly, weighed with heavy weights and stones and even opened their windows the wrong way. They managed to escape and were taken in by a strange old women in black. Things looked like they were going badly until an unexpected person came to save them all. Fun, excitement, sadness, happiness for all children aged 7-11 and only very intelligent adults.

A whimsical dictionary of Southern Appalachian words and phrases.

When keen Forensic Anthropology student Sarah Bellum has to attend an interview in her housemate's place, with the enigmatic vending machine entrepreneur Crispin Dry of Dry Goods, Inc, it sets off a chain of events that will alter her weekend plans for ever... Sound familiar? Good - it's a parody. Of many stories - almost all of them famous. Just check out the chapter headings for an idea of what's in store Finding herself drawn hypnotically to this dark and complicated (and dead) man - Sarah, her housemate (name as yet unremembered) and their friends become embroiled in a family whose business is steeped in history. Or maybe just lost in it. An action-packed adventure of love, loyalty, war, alcohol, zombies, rickshaws, and squid. Some things will be changed in your hearts afterwards for evermore - but hopefully not the bits that work.

Prison humor from an old jail guard. The Author is a retired Prison Guard who resides in Western New York State. Everyone came to jail for various reasons. I was hired as a jail officer. I felt I could make a positive difference in the lives of especially the younger first time offenders. I began one of the biggest and longest lessons of my life. Humor is one positive outlet of inner tensions for both Inmates and Officers. This book is about the humorous side. I ended up working on the prison farm. The Farm was an outside the prison walls work program that would hopefully be enough of a lesson for the guys not to come back to jail. Fernando was mentally slow and very gullible. Tiny was a huge guy with a humorous side and a donut addiction. Gary was a talented Carpenter with a drinking problem. The Farm House Mouse proved how many guys were terrified of mice including me. Floyd was a salesman of illegal substances with no common sense. The Axe man was a tree murderer with a no nonsense mom. Everyone had a nickname and that also included the Officers. I made sure the farm inmates had enough donuts and that got me in trouble at times. Before Billy had come to jail he had had school and family problems and like so many others numbed his mind with alcohol; except he was not a happy drunk and had too many buttons to push.

A parody of the Book of Genesis will full-color illustrations by John Bergdahl. All the wisdom of a holy scripture, all the hot lizard action of a monster movie. It has all your favorites like Sodom and Gomorrah, the Great Flood, and Abraham and Isaac, but there's so much more. You'll recoil to the horror of Cain and Abel, thrill to the creation of the world, cheer at the plagues of Egypt, and shudder at the instructions on circumcision.

A book for everyone who has looked at the vast expanse of Ole and Lena jokes and asked, "Is that it?" 'How to be: NORTH DAKOTA' offers regional history and culture through lessons and activities about becoming "North Dakotan." Local humor with universal appeal, it is the perfect gift for a native, a state rival, a new parent or any American looking to laugh and learn about a state that's more than "that place with the oil" or "the top Dakota." With drawings by Amy Jean Porter.