The second in the Fifteen Grades Trilogy, Fifteen Grades More: The Sex Tape is another novelette about love, lust and sheep World-famous weather-predicting sheep Derek the Weathersheep, and his girl Dolly, are in a rut. That's until the arrival of a handsome English cad, Tarquin. He inspires Dolly to spice up her sex life by making a bluey with Derek and their friend Brenda. But when Tarquin steals Derek and Dolly's sex tape and threatens to upload it to EweTube unless they meet his demands, the famous Welsh celebrity couple are in big trouble. Can Dolly save Derek's as-yet unblemished reputation as the world's leading and wooliest weather forecaster? An erotic sheep-based novelette from a leading author of erotic sheep-based fiction in Wales.

A parody of the Book of Genesis will full-color illustrations by John Bergdahl. All the wisdom of a holy scripture, all the hot lizard action of a monster movie. It has all your favorites like Sodom and Gomorrah, the Great Flood, and Abraham and Isaac, but there's so much more. You'll recoil to the horror of Cain and Abel, thrill to the creation of the world, cheer at the plagues of Egypt, and shudder at the instructions on circumcision.

The critically acclaimed author of MANSFIELD PARK AND MUMMIES tackles a hilarious new parody topic -- supernatural relationship advice

Admit it, you've secretly dreamed of "dating" a sexy brooding vampire or an alpha werewolf...

But what about dating zombies, mummies, angels, fairies, demons, ghosts, occasional spotted aliens with tentacles, or other random metaphysical impossibilities?

Furthermore, what if those paranormal beings in turn dreamed of dating each other -- each one in search of their own supernatural soul mates?

The answer lies, as usual, in the planets, and the entire solar system of planetary harmonic alignment.

Take the supernatural compatibility test and discover your own soul planet.

Discover what planet rules which supernatural species, and which paranormal personality combinations offer the most compatibility to each other -- and to you.

And then, be matched with the supernatural soul mate of your wildest dreams

It's all in here

"Plus, as a special bonus, discover the Supernatural Matchmaker's greatest advice -- the Love Secret."

VAMPIRES ARE FROM VENUS, WEREWOLVES ARE FROM MARS:
"A Comprehensive Guide to Attracting Supernatural Love"

Since 1999, millions of readers and web crawlers have read The Satirist online. At long last, the best pieces, including previously unpublished material, have been collected into this cherished and universally loved volume of satire. Learn how to start your own religious cult in the "Seven Habits of Highly Efficient Cult Leaders" Read how converting empty shopping malls into prisons can transform the US economy Are you a conspiracy theorist? Take the test Discover Claire Hoyt, "Shrink to the Stars," who gossiped openly about the secrets of her clients, Hollywood's leading celebrities Did the French philosopher, Claude Roger, plagiarize from his own students? Was Max Sazonov a great Russian poet or a total idiot? Read reviews of imaginary movies Read reviews of imaginary works by John Irving and Thomas Pynchon. And much more 58 articles in all "The more blandness and repression there is in any society, the more need there is for irreverence toward those who are responsible for that blandness and repression. The Satirist serves such a purpose with imagination and style." -Author/comedian Paul Krassner "An instant Borgesian classic "

A classic Christmas story with a slight Italian twist.

A book for everyone who has looked at the vast expanse of Ole and Lena jokes and asked, "Is that it?" 'How to be: NORTH DAKOTA' offers regional history and culture through lessons and activities about becoming "North Dakotan." Local humor with universal appeal, it is the perfect gift for a native, a state rival, a new parent or any American looking to laugh and learn about a state that's more than "that place with the oil" or "the top Dakota." With drawings by Amy Jean Porter.

An unabridged, unaltered edition of Mark Twain's indictment of war. Written in prose, the parable was published some 15 years following the author's death. This edition features poster artwork from the early 20th century -

Whether you're a man or a woman this collection of over fifty anecdotes based on common things that women say to men every day, should raise a smile Originally an eBook format, it was soon created in paperback format due to demand thus is a short book of 64 pages, so don't expect a 300 page novel At least the short book format is ideal for a man's attention span The follow up, 'Life of Pie - Nag Pie' is now available and is by far a more chunky traditional book that takes the reader through the journey of life and the ages of nagging, as well as a look at the inadequacies of men in the final chapter, a Life of Bragging. A Woman can ask a question and she is really asking something different, men know this and they get frustrated and answer in a way that makes them appear guilty and before they know it they face the Spanish Inquisition with a barrage of questions or comments. Men get sucked into the game and complain of Nagging If you have had the pleasure or being served a slice or two of 'Nag Pie' in your life, deserved or not, then you will relate to this collection of over fifty overused cliches, questions or comments.

"Bobbits were generally not large but Filbo Daggins was larger and stranger than most and people in the Shire often said so.
"I say, that Filbo is large," said one.
"Yes, that Filbo is larger and stranger than most," said another.
That evening Filbo would be celebrating his eleventy-first birthday. On their birthday, it was customary among the Bobbits to give gifts to other people. There was much grumbling in the Shire that Filbo usually gave presents such as gift certificates to stores nobody could find. . . . "
In "The Lord of the Ring Dings," Sam and Dodo must overcome the evil Lord Sorehead, the nasty Sorry-Man, and a host of product placements to reach Door-Door and destroy the Ring Ding of Power. It's like "The Lord of the Rings" movies except the budget is much lower. Oregon courts Liv Tyler and Gimpley the dwarf woos the ladies of Middling-earth (both of them). The Elvis lend a hand, providing the travelers with the traditional Elvis food of meatloaf and fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches. Gandolf is around as well, but his spells generally don't work well and he forgets things a lot. And, of course, there's Jollum, the weird creature who will stop at nothing to get his hands on the precious Ring Ding.

ADVANCE PRAISE for "The Lord of the Ring Dings"
"This book really nails it. It tells what really happened." - "Aragorn, King of Gondor"
"I thought my part could have been bigger." - "Arwen, Queen of Gondor"
"Although I am a wizard I never would have predicted such a fine book. Wait, that sounds cheesy. No, don't write that down." - "Gandalf, a wizard"
"I thought the portrayal of my great, great grand uncle was unfair. For example, he didn't like fish that much." - "Johann Smeagol III, Gollum's great, great grand nephew"
"I really wish there were more women in the story, or anywhere." - "Gimli, son of Gloin"
"I think I was much cooler in the movie, but in the book I was still pretty cool." - "Legolas"
"We no portrayed fair. Me no like." - "Gorkran, an Orc"

Long ago in a time best forgotten, the once-peaceful realm of Vaisnisht is about to erupt into rampaging violence interrupted by erotic interludes and lots of yelling. The Cohen, ruler of this troubled land, has become extremely dead, and the fabled Porcelain Throne is up for grabs. The grabbing won't be polite and restrained either, but the brutal kind that could cause painful hangnails. At the center of the noisy drama is Lord Nathen Shtarker, a noble nobleman, though something of a schmuck. He and his proud family stand against the Bannisters, ne Blonsky, a clan as evil as they are wicked. Toss in a rollicking assortment of knights and vassals, damsels and dwarfs, mystical yentas and flying rhinoceroses, plus thousands of colorfully costumed extras, and you have a saga that will make you laugh, cry and question the very meaning of existence. But mostly laugh. At long last, here it is, the epic parody of Game of Thrones, the hit HBO series (and five really long, best-selling novels) that medieval readers have been begging for. With Game of Cohens, best-smelling author Lewis Grossberger has penned (oh, all right, typed) a gut-wrenching, heart-burning, butt-scratching chronicle that is so deeply tragic it's hilarious.

A GOOD READ FOR COLOR ENTHUSIASTS Whenever you feel like you need colors in your life, just open this book and immerse yourself into grey. The sexy white combined with the tough black, make the perfect combination of sensuous, erotic, sexually attractive, suggestive, libidinous and stunning tones and hues of grey. This book allows you to choose how many colors you can use in your sexy time and also which color scale. Just remember, you make the color balance erect. Erotic, colorful, and deeply grey, the Real Fifty Shades is a tale that will pigment you, infuse you, and stay with you. Forever.

Fifty Shades of Grass - Giving love a sporting chance. Christina is trying to use Dave's love of sport to get him into bed, but of course he has no clue and is just "stoked" he's found a girl who adores talking about bouncers, behinds, and superb ball handling as much as he does. Fifty Shades of Blokes is a series for us guys who just don't get all the fuss about this Fifty Shades malarkey. When handyman, Dave Woode, does some weekend work for young entrepreneur, Christina Grey, he encounters a woman who is beautiful, brilliant, and desperate to try out a 'bit of rough'. The unworldly, innocent Dave - like almost every man before him - has no idea what's going on, and believes Christina simply shares his passions for sports, DIY and gardening. The series follows the young couple as they embark on a passionate, double-entendre filled exploration of balls, power tools and spreading a bit of seed around. With every story written the way men would like it - incredibly short - the Fifty Shades of Blokes trilogy won't 'possess you' or 'obsess you', but it is quite obviously a parody that will leave you asking: How do men and women ever get together? How many men are really as simple as Dave? What does it say about our sex lives when 'the real books' sell a million copies a week? N.B. This series is intended for immature audiences.

Fifty Shelves of Grey - The DIY guide to passion Christina is trying to use the jargon of home DIY to speak the language of love. Dave, totally oblivious, just thinks he's finally found someone as passionate about nailing, screwing and the importance of using the right lubricant when you're working away on someone's back door. Fifty Shades of Blokes is a series for us guys who just don't get all the fuss about this Fifty Shades malarkey. When handyman, Dave Woode, does some weekend work for young entrepreneur, Christina Grey, he encounters a woman who is beautiful, brilliant, and desperate to try out a 'bit of rough'. The unworldly, innocent Dave - like almost every man before him - has no idea what's going on, and believes Christina simply shares his passions for sports, DIY and gardening. The series follows the young couple as they embark on a passionate, double-entendre filled exploration of balls, power tools and spreading a bit of seed around. With every story written the way men would like it - incredibly short - the Fifty Shades of Blokes trilogy won't 'possess you' or 'obsess you', but it is quite obviously a parody that will leave you asking: How do men and women ever get together? How many men are really as simple as Dave? What does it say about our sex lives when 'the real books' sell a million copies a week? N.B. This series is intended for immature audiences.

'The perfect antidote to 2020' Huffington Post 'A must-read if you like funny things' Greg James 'I had no idea Pat Sharp's life story would be so hilarious and I strongly suspect neither did he' Nish Kumar Pat Sharp is a man out of time. For those of a certain generation, he is an iconic figure synonymous with good fun, great hair and excess gunge. For others, he's just that bloke with a mullet. Fame is a fickle beast and, since the cancellation of Fun House in 1999 ('Just ten years into its run, when it was finally finding its feet'), Pat has become a reclusive figure, only emerging from his splendid isolation to pop up on things like I'm A Celebrity: Get Me Out Of Here, Never Mind the Buzzcocks and Come Dine with Me. Until now. With time on his hands and now reliant on a faulty memory, Pat has expertly blended fact and . . . fiction: revealing all about his adventures with David Hassselhoff at the Berlin Wall in 1989; how he broke up a fight between Damon Albarn and Liam Gallagher at a house party; the time he suggested Geri's dress be a Union Jack; and much more. A definitive work (based on very little fact) that anatomises the cultural trends of the '80s and '90s, Re-run the Fun is just the kind of sorta-biography we need in these turbulent times. Finally, the Great British public can learn what life is like just about in sight of the top - the highs, the lows and the hair tips. 'It's easy to forget, as I had, that Pat Sharp is so much more than an iconic haircut and a helter-skelter - and this well overdue book goes into hilarious, largely-fabricated detail about Pat's critical role in shaping our world today' Rick Edwards 'No previous knowledge of Pat Sharp is required' Paul Sinha

Between 1921 and 1999, Twentieth Century Spatchcock made over 20,000 films in their Hollinwood, Oldham studios. Most have been lost or destroyed - sometimes accidentally.

Painstaking research by Dr Derek J Ripley has pieced together the synopses and cast details of dozens of films discovered on market stalls, in attics and in skips all over the country, forcing us to re-appraise the contribution of Alfred Spatchcock and DW Blunt to Britain's cinema heritage.

"At last - the definitive appreciation of Spatchcock Anyone who has managed to get through "From Here To Maternity" or "Wendy Does Wigan" will want - and need - this book" Andy Kershaw

"If you only read one book about Spatchcock, make sure it's this one" Norman Barrie

"Spatchcock is up there with with Fellaini, Bertolli and Francis Ford Mondeo" Jonathan Rossendale

With an Introduction by Dr CP Lee.

Dr J Ripley's new book turns the spotlight on a film studio that has been long forgotten - some might say for good reason.

With detailed synopses and cast details for more than 60 Spatchcock films from Mr Lilo's Holiday to Paint Your Drag On and over 160 lavish black and white illustrations, this is a must for anyone with an interest in film.

Herein lies an early draft of Shakespeare's 'MacBeth' recently discovered behind the wall of a public lavatory in London. In this draft (called 'That Scottish Play'), MacBeth disappears during a fishing excursion on Loch Ness after encountering a certain local monster.

A poor look-alike tinker named Max is then duped into assuming the role of the true MacBeth and must carry off the deception in both King Duncan's court and at home as the husband to Lady MacBeth. While Max struggles to maintain his own identity, plotters and schemers manipulate him toward their own ends.

So begins the most talked about comedy of the year.

'A veritable witches' brew of hilarious pandemonium. Outrageously funny and provocative.'
-"The Wurstof Times"

'The author parodies The Bard with reverential irreverence using every form of farce and satire, humor and wit imaginable. Viciously delicious and sublimely ridiculous.'
-"The Mortem Post"

'A looking glass adventure into a Pythonesque land of lunacy and bedlam. Devastatingly absurd and wickedly witty.'
-"The Disassociated Press"

The visionary genius behind BetterBookTitles.com is here to help readersNmake that former readersNmaster literature without ever needing to struggle through one more tome again. Using Wilbur's techniques, anyone can fake his or her way through the classics or bestseller list.

A hilarious collection of humorous song parodies dedicated to notorious political figures which includes serious essays on song parody as social criticism, the Luddites, The Paris Commune, and The White Rose.

Although the author (with many previous unique Snarkian works under his belt) describes "Snarkmaster" as the final work in a trilogy, it stands alone quite distinctly as a unique, gripping tale of a power struggle between good and evil, concluding with the development of an unusual intermediate state. Most of the story takes place prior to the traditional Snark voyage (described in verse in Lewis Carroll's "The Hunting of the Snark"), but becomes inextricably linked with it-unless it isn't... The literary structure of "Snarkmaster" reveals some influence of Carroll's "Sylvie and Bruno" tales, as the characters (including the great Charles Dodgson himself) experience dream states and the appearance of at least one fairy. The comprehensive glossary and painstakingly hand-detailed maps of each of the islands in the archipelago may not be essential to follow the story, but they certainly enhance it. The meticulously hand-inked illustrations emphasize some of the important aspects of the story and provide a tropical ambiance for the text. While not necessarily a prerequisite, knowledge of Carroll's original poem is likely to make Snarkmaster more enjoyable for most readers.

REVIEW EXCERPTS FROM JOHN GREEN, AMAZON TOP 1000 REVIEWER, VINE VOICE: ..".this was funny And I don't just mean "heh, got in a good one" funny, more like "lol- they nailed it" funny...this is a YA parody there's no actual shagging going on, but...it's pretty comical ...some very witty satire here...it'll put a smile on your face."
DESCRIPTION: Warning: Rude references to breasts and masturbation. (Not that parents who let their kids read books as violent as "The Hunger Games" would care.) Phatness Evermean finds herself volunteering for the Games on Infinite Justice Day (slogan: Sticking It To The Revolting Districts For Infinity) -- only to be partnered with Kneader Malarky. (You could almost believe he's a decent human being, if there was such a thing in PanAm.) Phatness trusts no one except perhaps, her hunting partner, Windy, and her Games stylist, Sinner. (Where would a girl be if she didn't have a stylist she could trust?)
Kneader turns out to be a boy to die for -- but the one person who really needs to understand this, hasn't got a clue. But, that Malarky boy is a clever one. He just may win Phatness's companionship...one way or another. (Watch out Phatness, you may be outmatched )
Phatness exudes a busty appeal heretofore unknown to the Capitol District, adding an (ahem) entirely new dimension to the H. Unger Games (named for the persnickety inventor of the Games, Helix Unger). There's no need for real arrows when cupid's are so much more accurate and just as deadly.
"The best Hunger Games parody out there...though that's not saying much," Effin Ijiot.,

The legendary czar of darkest nightmare, Arsole Fantume, Gentleman Immoralist, commits a string of grotesque murders in France, in 1901.

When persons of renown, like despots and Hollywood celebs, need advice, they go to the world-famous guru of wisdom and sound financial investment, the Ethicalist. They are drawn by the Ethicalist's uncanny perspicacity and the ability to keep their secrets out of the tabloids. The reader will understand why the Ethicalist remains anonymous after this explosive collection from the archive becomes known. Who knew that despots in the Middle East can be lovelorn and long for American blond entertainers? Or that the baby in the celebrity's carriage was actually a loaf of Italian bread with a face painted on it? Or that a former Park Avenue millionaire's wife is living in a New York subway tunnel? Or that a famous couple with a ton of kids plans to open a baby renting business to celebs who don't want to bother with the mess of having their own? Or that the editrix of Vogue has a shocking panty line? The Ethicalist knows it all and shares it all with complete discretion.

A PARODY OF THE BELOVED FANTASY DOORSTOP... ER, SAGA

In the land of the Eight (or was it Six?) Kingdoms--where the seasons last as long as a series of bestselling Tolkien-esque novels--trouble is brewing. The mud is growing muddier, the onions are rotting, the Wall to the North (or is it the South?) is melting, and Lord Barker of Summerseve is getting worried. His wife is addicted to Godsweede, his King is too fat to fit into his armor, and the foreshadowing is out of control. All in all, not the position you want to be in when Summer is coming.

From this world of outdoor fornication with horse-people (and indoor fornication with blood relatives) comes an epic story of novella proportions. Amid plots and counterplots, power-hungry warriors and overworked ravens, poor reception and no wireless, the future of the Barkers, their BFFs, and their enemies dangles in the balance, as each strives to survive long enough to appear in at least two of the sequels.

"His teeth might be wooden, but his prose is not."

---J.R.R. Madison

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