The Bars of St. Mary's is indeed an irreverent look at the bars and the churches of St. Mary's County, Maryland. This tongue-in-cheek exposition details six of the "finer" drinking establishments in the county and correlates them with some of the "finer" religious institutions.

Unhappiness Is ... A Book that Takes a Fun Look at Everyday Situations With a little touch of Serious Stuff For Young & Older readers I created this book when I was fourteen years old. I have always tried to find the silly in a situation and this book does just that. It's mostly about the funny side of everyday life. Unhappiness Is ... has gone through a few changes over the years, yet it remains timeless This version is for you, my readers, to illustrate 'cause I couldn't get mine to be what I wanted And, I think it'll be great for you to be able to interpret the events your way and put your take on the pages The sayings will make you chuckle, laugh and reflect. Most of the time, you will be able to think "Yep. That happened to me." Illustrating your thoughts may be a surprise to someone else, as well as yourself A Note About Illustrations An illustration for a book is a way of putting an image on paper about the book's subject. It's the same as a person turning written words into a song. Illustrations may be drawn, painted, photographed, or glued - such as a collage. Therefore, you may illustrate these 150 sentences any way you like We all feel things differently so be creative and have fun bringing your imaginations to the pages "Every Cloud has a Silver Lining " Dabs & Company 2013

This expanded re-issue of "The Life and Times of Phlange Welder reveals a little-known humorous slice of Los Angeles Times history. It salutes a bygone era of print journalism and underscores the value of humor and camaraderie in the work place.

Join Brian, as he tries to woo the girl that works in the local shop, will passing out face down in super glue while trying to make her a gift hinder his chances of getting her to go out with him? Will Father Frederick, an alcoholic vicar who has a slight issue with stalking be able to win back the heart of a woman he loved a long time ago? And will Ethel, who thinks that throwing hard rice instead of confetti in a Bride Groom's face is an acceptable form of sport, be able to catch whichever one of these two losers in love with her trick as they step out of the church on the happy day? Written entirely in the form of product reviews, we guarantee you've never read a book quite like this before. Hilarious and wholly original, The Village Idiot Reviews pokes gentle fun at the more obscure corners of your favourite e-commerce sites - and introduces the most bonkers set of countryside dwellers since The Vicar of Dibley.

Lots of pomp and circumstance have gone on since Julius Caesar first came, saw and conquered, but this doughty little book heroically captures the true essence of this green and pleasant land in just 106 episodes. This is the story of England, Scotland, Ireland and Wales as it has never been told before: a red-white-and-blue compilation of surreal news reports, spoof correspondence and quirky cartoons. From the hooded druids of Stonehenge to the hoodied chavs of the Bluewater Shopping Centre, the nation's towering achievements and darkest hours are amusingly recalled. This updated edition includes the British moments of the past decade, including Bromance, Jezza and bake-offs.

Dr. Browntrout is the most dangerous man alive. He has bested the American Psychiatric Association at their own game, having invented mental disorders that pathologize all human behavior indiscriminately, and apply to every human being on earth. Doc Browntrout makes no secret of the kickbacks he demands from the pharmaceutical industry. He's kicking down the doors of academia, and running through their hallowed halls, ripping off their fat money bags and lighting their textbooks on fire. Don't try to stop him. Don't hold him back. He's charging by the diagnosis. Examples of disorders defined in this book: Pediatric Pouty Lip Moochism and Moochism by Proxy Younger Male Grandmother Disorder Vacuous Contrition Disorder Nonanomolous Naval Gazing Duchene's Douchebag Disorder Cuddle Deficit Disorder Manchild Disorder Little Asshole Disorder (LAD) Public Urination Anxiety Fluoride Averse Retrograde Trance (FART)

Ray Dennis does the secret, a simple law of attraction story is a humorous parody based on The Secret by Rhonda Byrne."Description"

When Ray Dennis, an alcoholic English bricklayer is deported from the US back to the UK on a drug charge, he has no idea that his life and identity are about to change forever. Shattered by his knowledge that he is a failure, Ray dedicates himself to self-improvement and unwittingly puts himself and his family on a path to disaster once he discovers The Secret.

With a change of name and new passport, Ray returns to LA. He meets a Guru who introduces him to the teachings of The Secret, and shows Ray how to plant thought seeds. And so begins his quest to completely change his life. His thoughts seeds create a wife, kids, a successful business, and a big house. But his success comes at a price as serious drug traffickers eventually kill his wife and children, and the police won't help when they find out he was in the country illegally.

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