You've seen him at your local car dealership and car wash-now, bring a wacky inflatable tube guy to your office and let the laughs abound

Kit includes:

* An 18-inch waving tube man with fan in base to make him dance, wiggle, and shake just like the real thing (batteries not included)

* 32-page mini book exploring the larger than life (and utterly surprising!) origins of everyone's favorite marketing tool

Nomophobia - the fear of having our phones taken from us - is taking over our lives. The smart devices are in our homes, carried room-to-room as if glued to the hands of our family members. They meander into the bathroom, the laundry room, the shop, the garage, backyard and even into the bedroom where the adults once had their "alone time." Our teenage children require them to either be under their pillows, by their pillows or within arm's reach at a nightstand in order to even sleep at night. The cell phone must be visible for them to take tests at school without withdrawal anxiety. The phones travel where we do - school, the office, the gym, so that we are in constant contact with the virtual world - other people who also have no real lives outside of their phone. They are ringing in churches, movie theaters, restaurants, concerts, funerals. Nothing says "goodbye" to the recently departed like your ring tone from Metallica's Hardwired. Welcome to the world of smart phone addiction.