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Books > Sport & Leisure > Humour > General
'Such a lovely, funny read. Smart, witty and full of heart.' Ruth
JonesNatalie and Carl are newlyweds, but the honeymoon period is
over already. Carl has just announced he has bought their first
home at auction without telling Natalie where it is, never mind
showing her a picture of it. Natalie is horrified to discover that
the dream home is in Little Wyford, mere minutes away from Carl's
ex-wife Antonia. And to make matters worse, Antonia's palatial
country mansion has a fully-functioning roof (and a heated swimming
pool!), unlike the ramshackle cottage Carl has bought for them...
Antonia is Little Wyford's Queen Bee, mistress of the book club,
organiser of the Christmas Fair and leader of the ladies-who-lunch.
No matter how hard she tries, Natalie just doesn't fit in, and when
Antonia insists on referring to Carl as 'Our Husband', Natalie's
dreams of happily-ever-after take another nose dive. Second-hand
furniture has much to recommend it, especially when doing up a
country cottage, second-hand clothes can be ever-so chic, but
second-hand husbands are proving to be a very bad idea indeed...
Can Natalie ever escape the label of Wife Number Two or is she
destined to share her husband forever? Hilariously funny, wickedly
witty, but with a heart of gold and a warmth and wisdom that are
all its own, A Second-Hand Husband is Claire Calman's tour de
force. 'So engrossing, you'll read until four in the morning!'
Jilly Cooper 'With her trademark warmth and wit, Calman unpacks the
secrets everyone is keeping' Wendy Holden Praise for Claire Calman:
'Don't take this hilarious, touching and very clever novel to bed
if you've got to rise very early the next day, because it is so
engrossing, you'll read until four in the morning. Claire Calman's
plot twists and turns with endless surprises...' Jilly Cooper 'I
really, really enjoyed it - I devoured it over four nights. Such a
lovely, funny read. Smart, witty and full of heart. The characters
were so well defined - I felt I knew them intimately. And the
cottage and the pond and village - all the locations in fact were
so beautifully depicted, I was completely transported there! But
also the dialogue was a joy and such great humour - I laughed out
loud on many occasions.' Ruth Jones 'A beautifully observed tale of
new love and blending families, with a heroine I was rooting for
from the very first page.' Shari Low on A Second-Hand Husband 'A
beautiful book, so compassionate... and ultimately very hopeful. I
enjoyed it hugely.' Marian Keyes 'A clever, bittersweet, uplifting
novel' Sophie Kinsella 'Writing with proper heart' Rachel Joyce
'The characterisation is brilliant, and the astute storytelling,
punctuated by stiletto-sharp wit, produces an effervescent and
spirit-lifting story.' Sunday Mirror 'A poignant and beautifully
articulated tale of love and loss, memory and forgetting, grief and
guilt, new love and letting go. I was engrossed, often tearful, and
finally, uplifted.' Isobel Wolff 'Simply wonderful. I was totally
enchanted, devoured it in a day, and have been raving about it ever
since.' Fiona Walker
For anyone who loved St Trinian's - old or new - or loves a cozy
mystery on a grand estate filled with rather 'interesting'
characters. Gemma Lamb is ready for an uneventful term at St
Bride's, she's had enough of dastardly deeds and sinister
strangers. However, she's barely back at school before: Unlucky in
love Oriana is sneaking around at odd hours Handsome Joe is keeping
secrets Militant Mavis feels a scandal is brewing It's all a bit
much, so when a stranger appears, Gemma thinks she's had enough.
But this stranger isn't so sinister, instead he looks rather too
familiar. If Gemma can't get him away from the school the whispers
and scandal his presence could unleash may just close St Bride's
doors for good. Gemma's joined forces with her colleagues to save
the school in the past, but this time she's going to have to do it
on her own . . .
Darryl Johnson is a typical inner-city twenty-something who has
been unlucky in love,having had failed relationship after failed
relationship,who hangs out at the local bar that his friend,Dave
Clarksville owns,with a whole assortment of characters who have
nicknamed themselves after candy bars. Then,one day,Darryl meets
this pretty girl from accounting, named Tyreshia Banks.He asks
Tyreshia to lunch,and they soon fall madly in love,but will their
relationship last,or will this be another failed relationship for
poor Darryl?
A comedy about football, fortune, and a fanatical fanWhen Rob
Cooper, editor of the anarchic soccer fanzine Wings of a Sparrow,
receives the latest in a long line of solicitors letters, he
suspects yet another law suit has landed in his lap. Instead, he
finds himself slap bang in the middle of a situation the likes of
which fans the world over have dreamed about since the birth of the
game. He gets the chance to be chairman of his rival football team,
giving Rob the chance to do to City what he, as a United supporter,
has always dreamt of doing. But when your dreams become a reality,
they very quickly take on a very different meaning. Sometimes they
can even turn into nightmares. Not simply a tale of revenge and
bitterness, this is a light-hearted story of one man, the great
game, a small fortune, and a season of personal discovery.
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