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SOON TO BE A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE FROM 20TH CENTURY FOX Two
reckless but lovable all-American bros make a strong case for
maturing slowly through their outrageous yet enlightening
misadventures. My brother and I are looking for wedding dates for
our cousin's wedding. We've been told by the bride that bringing
dates is "mandatory" so we "won't harass all of my friends all
night" and "stay under control." Rather than ask some fringe women
in our lives to go and face the inevitable `does this mean he wants
to take it to the next level?!' questions, we'd rather bring
complete strangers and just figure it out...We're both in our 20s,
single, dashingly tall, Anglo-Saxon, respectfully athletic, love to
party, completely house trained...love our mother, have seen Love
Actually several times...raw, emotional, sensitive, but still bad
boys....You should be attractive or our aunts will judge you, but
not TOO attractive or one of our uncles might grope you. Dave and
Mike Stangle thought nothing of it when they boozily decided to
turn to the "activity partners" section of Craigslist to solicit
dates to their cousin's wedding. The hilarious, out-of-this-world
ad that they came up with-featuring a picture of the two brothers
as centaurs-immediately went viral, eventually landing these
Wayfarers-wearing, moped-riding, completely reckless but ultimately
loveable bros in the annals of the "Internet famous." With the
incredible comedic chemistry of Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson in
Wedding Crashers and the uncensored honesty of Tucker Max, Mike and
Dave insist there's nothing wrong with just seeing where life takes
you.
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