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A collection of mostly humorous short stories about the American
South
21 short stories, plus a little extra something just to keep things
interesting.
Mixing dinosaurs, counting and bedtime, children will love this
brilliantly fun board book with a shiny silver foiled cover! Once
upon a bedtime, these children could not sleep, so their helpful
mums and daddies said that they should count some sheep. Though
children think that sheep are nice, there's something they like
more, so instead of counting lots of sheep, they counted DINOSAURS!
What's the best way to help little ones fall asleep? Introduce them
to super cute dinosaurs, of course! And with stomping, laughing and
mischievous dinosaurs on every page, and a fun story showing
children how to count from one to twenty, this chunky,
child-friendly board book is set to become every child's new
favourite. The perfect board book for children, especially
dinosaur-loving ones! Chunky board book with shiny silver on the
cover Helps children learn how to count from one to twenty
Brilliantly fun story and beautiful, full-colour illustrations The
perfect first-gift for children Encourages children to love
counting as much as they love dinosaurs!
Everyone wanted to make money in Indian stock
market................... So did Jai, a 44 year rich individual,
with academic and dreamy temperament, who entered stock market in
August 2005 and found himself staring at money running on computers
with help of internet...... Within a short span, he found himself
changing from an investor to a trader to speculator. May 2006,
Sensex crash, and he lost almost all the money earned during 8
months in 10 days. His active academic brain found the key to price
movement of stocks & Idices, which he called Sensex - Nifty
code All one needed was simple mathematical calculations and laws
of speculation to navigate the choppy waves of stock market. He
kept on making & losing money with help of young dealers, till
he found himself at the last leg of bull rally from October 2007-
January 2008...... He knew, he had to abandon stock-market before
it abandoned him. The book is an entertaining blow by blow account
of first speculative boom & bust cycle in Indian stock market
during computer trading era, with mathematical calculations that
were used to take stocks and indices to dizzying heights and ended
in inevitable bust in a precise manner. And, only survivor can tell
the tale without any hesitation.
"I will forever cherish the life lessons I learned from Mr.
Mitchell. I learned about love, about tragedy, about overcoming
setbacks and I learned about myself." Shannon Suess "I may not
remember all the poems we read in AP class, but I will remember the
man who taught me a lifelong love for poetry." Edward M. Shine "The
questions you ask are spiritual, they're real, they manifest
themselves in peculiar ways that we may only glimpse once, but
ponder for decades." Andrew Steel "I read the full book in only one
day These stories inspire me to do so much. I can't thank you
enough." Anthony Fertitta "I love all these stories so much, and
their meanings are poignant and relatable." Brendan Thomas Photos
by Cooper Vacheron
Once upon a time, a young grey Rabbit explored a forgotten WW2
chemical dump. Being young and foolish he drank some sweet tasting
liquid. Very soon he was experiencing growing pains and, by the age
of one, was five feet eight inches high and talking English with a
South London accent. He called himself, rather un-originally, Bunny
Warren and become a bit of a Dick; a sleazy, alcoholic, wise
cracking, Private Eye. This is a report of one of the
investigations of Bunny Warren, the Strange Case of the Missing
Ginger. When a lady goes missing from a premier rate call line,
Bunny and his beautiful assistant Jane, go in search of her. Along
the way, they get drawn into a web of bad guys, fiesty females and
a very odd mad scientist.
This story chronicles the first year of a veteran with his guide
dog. Guide Dogs for the visually impaired are truly remarkable
animals and the bond that develops between these two can be
extraordinary. Total trust and unconditional love are the corner
stones of their relationship. This book follows that development in
a light hearted, tongue-in-cheek manner from the dog's perspective.
Alyce La Gasse from OR wrote; Move over Lassie, Ace the Guide Dog
Detective is on the job now. With a unique combination of humor,
pathos, and ingenious dog-dialog, Adams cleverly conveys his very
special relationship with Ace. Through a series of shared
adventures with Ken, 'the blond', and the hero of the story, Ace,
the reader is introduced to the world of those who have limited or
no vision and their challenges. There is no self-pity in Ken's
story . . . in a very sweet and delightful tongue-in-cheek
presentation; he shares his love for his dog, their dedication to
each other, and his joy in having Ace as a guide, a partner, and a
friend. Phillip Blaney from CA. wrote; I really liked this book. A
good story line and I loved the way he drew the reader into the
story. A good read for all ages, a dog lovers delight. Rich Holland
from PA. wrote; I just finished reading your book. Without wanting
to sound patronizing, IT WAS GREAT What a dog I really and truly
enjoyed reading it and will recommend it to all. Jim Aker from VA.
wrote; I loved the book. Good for all dog lovers and others as
well. I would recommend it for young and old alike. I look forward
to his next book.
James Herriot, strapped into the cockpit of a Tiger Moth trainer,
feels rather out of place, but he hasn't found a new profession and
it surely won't be long before the RAF come round to his point of
view . . . From the author whose books inspired the BBC series All
Creatures Great and Small, Vet in a Spin, James Herriot's sixth
volume of unforgettable memoirs sees him dreaming of the day when
he can rejoin his wife Helen, little son Jimmy, veterinary partner
Siegfried, the eternal student Tristan - and all the old Darrowby
cows, both two-legged and four.
This book (hardcover) is part of the TREDITION CLASSICS. It
contains classical literature works from over two thousand years.
Most of these titles have been out of print and off the bookstore
shelves for decades. The book series is intended to preserve the
cultural legacy and to promote the timeless works of classical
literature. Readers of a TREDITION CLASSICS book support the
mission to save many of the amazing works of world literature from
oblivion. With this series, tredition intends to make thousands of
international literature classics available in printed format again
- worldwide.
You know you're having a senior moment when you decide it's time to
pull up your socks - and realize you forgot to put any on! Age is
just a number and you're only as old as you feel, but if you're
heading into your golden years and you're certifiably "no spring
chicken", you might benefit from browsing through the pages of this
tongue-in-cheek book to help you decide if your marbles just need a
polish or you've well and truly lost them! Inside you'll find
examples of classic "senior moments", such as: Ringing a friend to
ask them for their phone number. Getting annoyed at the fact that
your all-in-one remote won't open your garage door. Going to the
store for milk and coming home with a new dog collar, rawl plugs,
some plant pots that were on special offer... but no milk. Feeling
frustrated by your computer's instructions to "press any key", when
there's no "Any" key on your keyboard. With a sprinkling of
reassuring quotes from fellow old-timers, this collection will help
you see the funny side of getting older (but not necessarily
wiser).
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