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Books > Sport & Leisure > Humour > General
Questions You're Not Supposed to Ask provides enlightenment on
life's taboo subjects, with a healthy dose of laughter thrown in
for good measure. The aim of the book is to arm the ordinary person
with the sort of knowledge that is jealously guarded by the Powers
That Be and so release the individual from the chains of ignorance.
Some of the questions refer to bodily functions (Why is sex so much
fun?), some debunk government falsehoods (Why do we pay tax?) while
others delve into the supernatural (Is there more to life than
meets the eye?) and others simply explain how things operate (What
is physics?). Loads of fascinating information and a highly
entertaining read from start to finish.
From the monotonous lark to the rough-faced shag, these poor birds
have us all asking: ARE ORNITHOLOGISTS OK? Some people will
literally name all the birds instead of going to therapy, and this
book exposes all the weird and wonderful monikers these poor
feathered creatures have been tarred with. From the go-away-bird
and the common loon to the sad flycatcher and the sombre tit, we
seriously have to wonder why such disturbed ornithologists even
went into this line of work. Tits, Boobies and Loons is for all
fans of birds, language and rude words. Or anyone who secretly
considers themselves a bit of a red-rumped bush tyrant.
21 short stories, plus a little extra something just to keep things
interesting.
Unless you took Home Economics classes in school or your parents
gave you instructions so you could help with the household chores,
you may never have learned the various tasks involved in cleaning a
house. In both housecleaning and football, one needs to know what
to do as well as how and when to do it....in other words, a "game
plan" is required. The Story relates the experiences and research
required to develop the game plan. The Playbook puts it all
together to provide a handy and useful game plan. There are
strategies, executions and lists of the equipment necessary. Tips
for effectiveness and efficiency are features mixed in with a bit
of cleaning trivia which might someday come in handy during awkward
"pregnant pauses" at a cocktail party. This handy easy to
understand guide may be especially helpful to that bright eyed and
bushy tailed offspring moving out of the nest, a newlywed couple, a
recently divorced or widowed friend or even someone who doesn't
know the difference between a mop and a broom.
A collection of mostly humorous short stories about the American
South
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