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This book is a collection of humorous topical essays chronicling
the best and worst of the American political landscape from
internationally published blogger Stephen Guy Hardin. Written from
the conservative viewpoint with a light dose of pathos and a heavy
dose of sarcasm, few politicians are spared and none are taken
prisoner.
Tales From the Pushin Off brings to life the era of the 1940's and
early 1950's--of what rural life was like for families and children
of that time. The stories portray the lives of a close-knit,
extended family and their children, during the times of the
Depression Era, WWII, food rationing, and life in a small town atop
a mountain, located in the Cumberland Mountains in Southern Middle
Tennessee. Most of the stories describe the deeds, misdeeds, and
escapades of the author and two of his first cousins, both of whom
grew up with him.
Somers Gillette is a narcissistic personality the likes of which
the world has yet to see. She comes unhinged at the worst times,
and seeks nothing but destruction in her path. Only a scorched
earth policy will suffice. In her way stand the husband and the
nanny, because society awaits her 'triumphant' return! Read in
horror/fascination/wonder as Somers gets in touch with her roots
and exacts holy war on what is 'in her way'...
This book is an authentic compendium of poems, stories, one-liners,
and anecdotes circulated throughout the World War II period by the
men and women in the armed services as well as those in the
factories and support services of the greatest war machine ever
built. This raucous humor is espeially poignant in its
representation of a nation's young finding levity in their most
basic needs, displacing themselves from the reality of death. Each
joke, story, witticism, poem, or amusement has been associated with
a bonafide United States war poster of the day, reflecting its
comparative humor. In honoring the Greatest Generation for their
sacrifices, these works are a testament to their dignity; that when
faced with their own mortality, they still could laugh.
Originally published in 1921, this book was written in an attempt
to, 'give the serious teacher and student the practical benefit of
the knowledge acquired during a lifetime's playing the violin,
including mechanical means and technical procedure as well as the
ideas and ideals of art'. Many of the earliest books, particularly
those dating back to the 1900s and before, are now extremely scarce
and increasingly expensive. Hesperides Press are republishing these
classic works in affordable, high quality, modern editions, using
the original text and artwork. Contents Include: How I Studied the
Violin - How to Hold the Violin - How to Practise - Tone Production
- Hints on Bowing - Left hand Technique - Double Stops The Trill -
Ornaments - Harmonics - Nuance, The Soul of Interpretation - Style
- The Nerves and Violin Playing - The Violin Repertory of Yesterday
and To-Day - Practical Repertory Hints
While most people will never be charged with a serious crime,
either you or someone you know has appeared in a Municipal Court.
Municipal Court is usually a city court that handles traffic
tickets, lots of traffic tickets, and ordinance violations such as
accumulation of trash, and neighbor issues such as trespass and
barking dogs. Fines are imposed on the guilty. Those who work there
refer to it as "Muni Court."
This court should not be confused with the television courtroom
shows where two people ask a judge to resolve an issue that usually
requires payment of money to one or the other of the participants,
those are small claims courts. The patrons of Municipal Court are
ordinary citizens who usually appear without the benefit of an
attorney and provide their own defense in a forum with which they
are not familiar. A few do very well in their own defense. Most
simply want to get the matter behind them. But some provide a
fascinating display of human ingenuity, ineptness, self
rationalization and much unintended humor. Muni Court shares a few
of author Bluth's experiences as a muni court judge in two rural
communities.
This memoir is about a husband, father, doctor and friend. Jack
Bartels became a success in his life primarily because of his own
inner drive, but luck played a role at some critical crossroads. In
his later years many could compare Jack Bartels to the television
character "Archie Bunker," and most of those comparisons would have
been fair. To take him at face value, however, would be a mistake.
Jack was in many ways a study in contradictions. He was vocally
opinionated but still open-minded, confident yet at times very shy,
and brash but also deeply compassionate when people needed him
most. He never sought praise and accolades as so many others do,
and because of this his life is one worth remembering. Anyone from
a large family, or with a parent or relative from the "Geatest
Generation" can appreciate the life of Jack Bartels. A proud man
eventually humbled by age and illness, Jack's course unwittingly
highlighted the complex familial struggles of such end-of-life
occurences. The book is a journey about a man and his love of wife,
family and career, as well as the humorous and at times
dysfunctional state of one American family as they share in the
life of a truly extraordinary character.
Nothing lifts the veil of youthful dreams like motherhood. "Life at
the Bottom" takes gentle aim at that time in a woman's life when
societal expectations collide with the realities of raising
children. Linda diNorcia's "Life at the Bottom" is a series of
articles based on real situations, seen through the eyes of a
humourist.
Mr. Kradel is an ER doctor in Arkansas. He actually wrote a novel
once but it was very bad and frankly a bit silly. He has now turned
his fascination with Wal-Mart, obsession with Arkansas Razorback
basketball and other parts of a bitter and lonely existence into a
bunch of stories. If nothing else he at least amuses himself.
This complete edition of All Things Considered by G.K. Chesterton
sees the author show off his critical wit and poise with
considerable aplomb. The topics herein range between discussions on
human nature and behaviour, to the contemporary affairs which
enveloped Edwardian Britain, and even to the practice of chasing
one's hat. Ponderings on a scientific theme, together with
discussions on Chesterton's favourite topic of religion. In all,
these torrents and barbs offer the reader both entertainment and
pause for thought. All Things Considered is a collection of
highlights from various magazines Chesterton wrote in during the
early 20th century. The skillful display of paradox in his pointed
arguments for faith make for provocative reading. Characterized by
the author's easily digestible and plainly written style, the works
of G.K. Chesterton have generally aged well in the modern day,
being both literate and straightforward in style.
Is there anything in the world as special, loving and abjectly
terrible as a dad joke? We re not talking about just some silly
jokes or one-liner; these jokes are an assembly of some of the most
offensive and funny jokes, puns and double entendres known to man.
Guaranteed to annoy loved ones to the very brink of entertainment,
these jokes are a surefire way to land some embarrassing laughs.
Stubbed toe? Better call the toe truck! The best (or worst) dad
jokes come from the world around us covering the essential dad joke
subjects like: The family: You forgot the pickles! It s kind of a
big dill. Kid jokes: What s the worst thing about being a
grapefruit? That you look nothing like a grape! Insult jokes: If I
wanted to hear from a butthole, I d just fart. Old age: Sometimes
when I buy wine, I stand at the register a bit longer than normal
hoping that the cashier asks for ID. Gain the respect and
admiration (or at least the annoyance) of your friends and
coworkers
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