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Learn how to enjoy life more.
Learn how to win every fight.
Learn how to get more sex...need I say more?
Whether you're single, starting a relationship or wanting to
revitalize the one you already have, Emotional Sex is like a tour
guide designed to help you discover wisdom and valuable information
about yourself, your partner and your relationship in order to make
it GREAT
"Three weeks have passed since I read Emotional Sex and our
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"Chad has a way of explaining how men and women work and what
they need - in a humorous, sometimes blunt - yet powerful way. His
words, examples, and questions cut through all the stories from my
past that were hindering my relationship in the present." J.W.
Kitchener, ON
"Things That Make No Sense" dealswith everyday
occurrencesexperienced by everyone as they goabout their daily
lives. Some thingsjust don't make any sense at all!Many of the
stories included heredeal with common events such asunresponsive or
poor customerservice, which is becoming alltoo frequent these days.
Some ofthese instances can probably becharacterized as funny, some
asunbelievable, and others as simplyirrational. Sometimes the
onlyappropriate reaction to one of theseannoying events is disgust.
"Things That Make No Sense" isan entertaining and
amusingcollection of sixty of the mostridiculous of these actions
anddecisions that author Kenneth W.Meeks has observed. No
doubteveryone has had experiencessimilar to those recounted
here-oreven more unbelievable thanthe ones included in the
book.Prepare to be sympatheticallyirked, incredibly entertained,
andridiculously amused!
Life Without the BS is a humorous look at life, marriage, kids,
education, and a few other bugaboos including politics, religion,
and sex and dating. If you've got an axe to grind against the
Obama, Hillary, Rush, or Anne Coulter--we've got you covered there,
too. I don't want to give away the farm, but here a few tastes of
what you'll find inside. Let me warn--It's finger licking good.
Once you start reading you won't want to stop. On people - As
Americans, we're guaranteed the right to "life, liberty, and the
pursuit of happiness." Only problem is what gets my rocks off
doesn't even register on the happiness scale for some crazy ass
bastards out there. Believe it or not, people are different, some a
little more so than others.
Caroline and her father Robert are looking to move on from her
mother's death five years earlier. Her father has found a
girlfriend, while she still suffers from mental breakdowns and
episodes where she visually relives witnessing her mother's death.
As it turns out, Caroline's father's new girlfriend has a son,
Isaac, who takes a liking to her. Too much of a liking. The two
realize they have a connection and Caroline is fearful of what will
become of the relationship. She tries to resist him, but he
convinces her that nothing will happen between their parents, and
that it is a fling. So they keep their relationship a secret from
their friends and family, waiting for their parents' fling to end.
But will it? Will Caroline and Isaac be able to keep their
relationship a secret? Will Caroline ever get over her mother's
death? Find out about all the drama that unfolds in an unexpected
teenage romance.
In this epic sequel to The American Nutcracker, political satirist
N.O. Slak hits another home run for everyone who is tired of
liberals making way too much noise. Slak takes his audience on a
hilarious ride throughout Hollywood, Washington, D.C. and beyond.
He rejects the notion that only celebrities have a microphone, and
he contends that their knowledge about global warming, or the lack
thereof, influences the mindless. In his words, "celebrities and
morons are killing this country." Join Slak as he asks obvious
questions such as: Why do we accept illegal Mexican maids and fruit
pickers but no one else? Why do fat people think they have rights?
Why do companies promote Holiday Parties but have Christmas trees?
Slak also examines why racial slurs - and Al Sharpton and others of
his ilk - always gain so much press coverage. Explore an array of
other hot-button topics, such as corporate greed and what motivates
environmentalists and animal rights groups in The 28th Amendment:
Who is the Village Idiot?
This is the second story of the adventures of Captain Charisma and
his friends. He has to defend his honor against his enemy Captain
Chaos. Not only does Captain Charisma battle Captain Chaos everyone
else gets involved in something. Can Captain Charisma defeat his
enemy and what will happen to the others. Read Captain Charisma
takes on Shagwood Country Club to find out the answer to these and
other questions.
"T Pot was born in a heavy fog at twilight on a gray ship crossing
the international dateline traveling the direction of yesterday at
the end of February on one of the leap years in the middle of the
last century or so. He was born breech in no country to parents who
may have adored him had they survived his birth instead of one day
later falling happily tipsy backwards overboard." "A mind which
flits aimlessly from one stray thing to another, while it's body is
doing whatever, easily spots random interfucking thoughtons
instapopping into novel wordimages. Before "mind projectors" all
people relied on pencil drawing to record the crazy thoughts
gamboling through their heads. Pencil means pensive and inexpensive
or tail tip dipped in blood which eventually became pointed wood
stick with a graphite-clay core. Technically, T Pot is one of
billions of primitive people still employing pencils for prolonging
the lives of their thoughts."
"From the Mouths of Babes Volume III," is a love letter to
childhood. It is a tonic, a pick me up, a literary Geritol for the
soul. It's just what the doctor ordered. "From the Mouths of Babes
Volume III" is a unique combination of humorous stories, with
complimentary verses, written from a child's perspective. Everyone
loves to laugh and this book provides plenty of that. It's
characters live in everyone's family. The readers, with the turn of
each page, will undoubtedly recognize some little one who blesses
their lives.
Mark Twain once described golf as "a good walk spoiled." Most
golfers have had a round (or two) where these words rang especially
true. That is because golf is a game where failure is unavoidable.
Every shot, every lie, is a unique event involving a multitude of
intricate variables, any of which can cause a shot to go awry. But
fear not-help is here!Former profession golfer Bob Glanville shares
the knowledge he has gained from more than half a century of
playing and teaching golf. In "Golf: The Game of Lessening
Failures, " he teaches golfers to eliminate their golfing failures,
one swing at a time. He dispenses his wit and wisdom through
sixteen chapters that touch upon nearly every aspect of the game,
including the equipment, the terminology, the etiquette, and the
origins of the PGA. Through it all, readers learn to improve their
game physically and mentally, as well as by using a set of clubs
that will help them get the most out of every swing. The course
awaits.
"This Crazy Thing Called Life" is a book that makes witty and
satirical comments about the journey we're all on, the journey we
call life. Through his observations of human nature, and the human
condition the author has formed his own unique perspective and has
made comments, regarding those matters that most effects our lives,
focusing on love, marriage, money, politics, education, religion,
and life in general. At the same time he continually makes the
point that we are all responsible for our own lives and that we can
make it what ever we want. With comments, quotes, paraphrases, as
well as pictures, the writer drives home his observations much in
the style of Andy Rooney, and Art Buchwald. "This CrazyThing Called
Life" entertains with humorous comments and pictures, but all the
while it provokes thought about a multitude of subjects that we all
experience on the roller coaster ride of life.
Thought provoking, not daunting. Humorous, not obnoxious. Mr.
Baird's incorrigible collection of excerpts stem from every walk of
life, spoken with the true voice of reason. The most practical
aspect of these musings is the hilarity behind them, reminding us
to procrastinate, pray, dream, and realize
It was a time when color television was the newest technology, the
hula hoop was the latest fad and the evening news typically began
with coverage of the Vietnam War. At 116 Nevada Street in Dubuque,
Iowa, life was reasonably good. In this memoir, author Roger
Neuhaus reminisces about his life in this time period, growing up
as one of eight children in a strict Catholic family. Nostalgic and
often humorous, "(Mostly) True Confessions of a Recovering
Catholic" tells of a neighborhood filled with youthful adventures
and an array of Catholic grade school and church experiences,
including a colorful cast of mischievous characters. This anthology
of anecdotes takes place from the late 1960s through the mid-1970s,
addressing the changing times of the era. Neuhaus narrates tales of
a simpler time and place, one filled with the wonder, excitement,
and playfulness of youth. "(Mostly) True Confessions of a
Recovering Catholic" shows how the teachings of the Catholic Church
and his family's core values worked to shape the future of one
young man.
"Ignorense is Blis" is a collection of humorous short quotes,
stories, jokes, and situations from the white board of Tom Willis,
a high school science teacher in his 20th year. Tom has been using
these jokes for years to greet students as they enter his classroom
and get them into a better mood for learning. The humor spans from
simple puns to complex science related wit meant to inspire and
entertain the academically inclined through the daily drudgery of
everyday school (or work) monotony.
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