Ponder, if you will . . . Is yawning contagious? Do starfish have faces? Why do they put crinkly paper into pairs of men's socks? Why is it that cans of Diet Coke float, but cans of regular Coke don't?

Pop culture guru David Feldman demystifies these questions and much more in "Why Do Pirates Love Parrots? "

One of the Imponderables(R)--the unchallenged source of answers to civilization's most perplexing conundrums--and charmingly illustrated by Kassie Schwan, this book provides you with knowledge about everyday life that encyclopedias, dictionaries, and almanacs just don't cover. And think about it: Where else are you going to find out how they get the paper tag into a Hershey's Kiss?

The first book in twenty-five years from “one of our great comic minds” (The Washington Post) features Seinfeld’s best work across five decades in comedy.

Since his first performance at the legendary New York nightclub “Catch a Rising Star” as a twenty-one-year-old college student in fall of 1975, Jerry Seinfeld has written his own material and saved everything. “Whenever I came up with a funny bit, whether it happened on a stage, in a conversation, or working it out on my preferred canvas, the big yellow legal pad, I kept it in one of those old school accordion folders,” Seinfeld writes. “So I have everything I thought was worth saving from forty-five years of hacking away at this for all I was worth.”

For this book, Jerry Seinfeld has selected his favorite material, organized decade by decade. In this “trove of laugh-out-loud one-liners” (Associated Press), you will witness the evolution of one of the great comedians of our time and gain new insights into the thrilling but unforgiving art of writing stand-up comedy.

1996, San Francisco, CA I reached up and grabbed my boss's boney little shoulders and shook him trying to make my point. He looked at his secretary, who was standing nearby, and said "You're a witness. I've just been harassed." I didn't realize at that moment that this would be the end of my career with El Paso Natural Gas and that I would soon be on my way to exciting new adventures in New Mexico. Or that these adventures would include a booth at the Tesuque Flea Market and a log cabin with a curse.

Everyone wanted to make money in Indian stock market................... So did Jai, a 44 year rich individual, with academic and dreamy temperament, who entered stock market in August 2005 and found himself staring at money running on computers with help of internet...... Within a short span, he found himself changing from an investor to a trader to speculator. May 2006, Sensex crash, and he lost almost all the money earned during 8 months in 10 days. His active academic brain found the key to price movement of stocks & Idices, which he called Sensex - Nifty code All one needed was simple mathematical calculations and laws of speculation to navigate the choppy waves of stock market. He kept on making & losing money with help of young dealers, till he found himself at the last leg of bull rally from October 2007- January 2008...... He knew, he had to abandon stock-market before it abandoned him. The book is an entertaining blow by blow account of first speculative boom & bust cycle in Indian stock market during computer trading era, with mathematical calculations that were used to take stocks and indices to dizzying heights and ended in inevitable bust in a precise manner. And, only survivor can tell the tale without any hesitation.

An entertaining mini novel designed to keep your attention from the opening scene of the na ve young pregnant army wife on a train going to surprise her husband at Camp Rigby. Meanwhile the plot thickens as the supernatural forces of evil verses good clash in the heavens. Added descriptions of angels never seen before and the humor of the baby talking from the womb entice the reader. A healthy splash of military leadership and problem solving is refreshing in our world of today. Ultimately the reader is rewarded with a life changing serendipity experience as they discover My Father The Mid-Wife. WHAT THE READERS ARE SAYING "I could not stop reading 'My Father The Mid-Wife', I was so intrigued, and I wanted to know what was going to happen next." M.M. - Indiana "This is the most unique writing style I have ever seen. It stands apart from all others. As the plot unfolds in 'My Father The Mid-Wife' it feels as if you are present in the story." S. B. - Florida "The book 'My Father The Mid-Wife' is an easy, uplifting read that leaves you wanting to hear more. It is a great gift for changing someone's life." T. S. - North Carolina "What a multi-faceted story. 'My Father The Mid-Wife' is headed for 'The Best Seller List'." S. H. -Tennessee

Behind a thin veneer of respectability, life in a small English village is not all it may seem. Through the eyes of Chumleigh the cat, the rural goings on are recorded in this funny and poignant diary, with an element of adult humour. From a cats perspective, Chumleigh tells all about life in his house and the antics of his neighbours. From domestic disharmony to a cannabis farm in next doors garden shed, he sees it all and shares it all in his diary. This is a cat who enjoys the finer elements of feline existence like tuna, sleeping in the warm and cat treats. But life doesnt always pan out the way he would like. Supported by a rich cast of locals, as odd and individualistic as still found in many small villages, Chumleigh charts a year in his life. Traumatic visits to the vet, turf wars with the local ginger tom and a desire to eliminate a neighbours yappy dog are all set down with great humour and insight. If youve ever lived in a village or owned a cat, this will make you laugh. If youve never lived in a village and never owned a cat, this will be a wonderful insight into what you have been missing. The Secret Diary of Chumleigh the Cat is a year in the life of a cat who never ceases to be amazed at just what goes on around him!

What if you quit your job . . .
Sold everything . . .
and bought a small hotel on the beach . . .

South of Cancun, Mexico and down a long narrow road ending in turquoise blue water, you will find Soliman Bay. Here is where most people's dreams are found, a small bay, white sand and palm trees, and a reef just offshore full of colorful fish. If you are visiting, the dream looks real, but if you intend on staying the locals have one bit of advice - guard your sanity.

Though it may not seem possible, this comedy you are about to read is 99% true. Names have been changed to protect the innocent.

May you laugh at our expense.