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Kangaroo
(Paperback)
David Herbert Lawrence
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R554
Discovery Miles 5 540
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Ships in 10 - 15 working days
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Kangaroo
(Hardcover)
David Herbert Lawrence
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R792
Discovery Miles 7 920
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Ships in 10 - 15 working days
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From the fevered and alien parasite-infested mind of Reddit
D-Lister Top_Gorilla17 comes the first volume of his tales of scum,
villainy, and perhaps if you buy him enough slippery nipples, a bit
of ribaldry! Behold this whimsical and disturbing peek into the
psyche of the self-described Emperor of Iowa, and his many
adventures, most of which really happened! Bear literary witness to
the time he farted on a duly elected government official! Chortle
with rapturous glee as he recounts the time he broke all ten of the
commandments of the Hebrew God! Shift your weight uncomfortably as
you find out, quite against your will, precisely what he means by
the phrase 'Hot dogging'! So don't be caught in that airplane
lavatory reading yet another Dan Patterson novel, you weenie!
Instead, read the critically-ignored 'Top Gorilla's Tales Of Scum
And Villainy,' which Top_Gorilla's girlfriend was heard describing
as "Pretty good, I guess."
- LET'S BOUNCE! Slip the two "legwarmers" onto your fingers and hop
onto the 2-7/8" mini trampoline - INCLUDES MINI BOOK: Box also
includes a 32-page, 2-1/2" x 3" guide on fun, effective Finger
Bounce moves and exercises for tired or out-of-shape fingers - FUN
AT HOME OR THE OFFICE: Take a reprieve from a stressful workday or
your hectic schedule with a rejuvenating finger workout! - GREAT
WHITE ELEPHANT GIFT: Everyone will love this fun, silly, hilarious
gift!
Now you can finally discover what your four-legged friend is trying
to tell you, with help from this hilarious fully illustrated book
When you look into those big, gorgeous puppy-dog eyes, it sometimes
seems all too obvious what your dog is thinking - namely, I love
you. But there's more to dogs than meets the eye, and after delving
deep into pup psychology we can now reveal the real thoughts behind
those adorable faces. You'll find out: what's going on behind those
big brown eyes when your pooch is desperately begging for food why
they insist on digging holes in your pristine lawn what they really
think about trips to the V.E.T. their insightful opinions on the
cone of shame why they love to chase moving vehicles what they make
of your cutesy nicknames This charming and fully illustrated book
is the perfect gift for any dog lover, or anyone who has ever said
the words, "I wish I knew what you were thinking!"
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Dessert Novella Suites
(Hardcover)
Camille St Charles Mississippi; Photographs by Jaime Gonzalez
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R694
R624
Discovery Miles 6 240
Save R70 (10%)
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Ships in 18 - 22 working days
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