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Nomophobia - the fear of having our phones taken from us - is
taking over our lives. The smart devices are in our homes, carried
room-to-room as if glued to the hands of our family members. They
meander into the bathroom, the laundry room, the shop, the garage,
backyard and even into the bedroom where the adults once had their
"alone time." Our teenage children require them to either be under
their pillows, by their pillows or within arm's reach at a
nightstand in order to even sleep at night. The cell phone must be
visible for them to take tests at school without withdrawal
anxiety. The phones travel where we do - school, the office, the
gym, so that we are in constant contact with the virtual world -
other people who also have no real lives outside of their phone.
They are ringing in churches, movie theaters, restaurants,
concerts, funerals. Nothing says "goodbye" to the recently departed
like your ring tone from Metallica's Hardwired. Welcome to the
world of smart phone addiction.
'The difficult is what takes a little time; the impossible is what
takes a little longer,' said Fridtj of Nansen, who personally
repatriated more than 400,000 prisoners of war after World War I
and helped save millions of Russians from starvation. Albert
Einstein prudently advised, 'Not everything that counts can be
counted, and not everything that can be counted counts' and Cseslaw
Milosz warned, 'In a room where people unanimously maintain a
conspiracy of silence, one word of truth sounds like a pistol
shot.' Since 1901, the Nobel Prize has been the hallmark of genius,
but Nobel laureates tend to be more than merely brilliant - their
idealism, courage and concern for humanity have also made them
sources of inspiration and wisdom. Contrary to the notion that
geniuses are absentminded eccentrics, many Nobel laureates have
been social activists and political leaders, and some have been
polymaths whose interests and talents were diverse, such as Philip
Noel-Baker, winner of the 1959 Peace Prize, who ran in three
Olympic Games. The quotations here are grouped by such themes as
achievement, truth and falsehood, war and conflict, technology, and
most have never been anthologised previously.
THE SUNDAY TIMES BESTSELLER 'Helen is the woman I want in my life
when the shit hits the fan' - Bryony Gordon What do you do when
your relationship suddenly ends? How do you cope when the cosy
'coupley' future you had planned disappears? Join comedian Helen
Thorn from The Scummy Mummies as she haphazardly takes the plunge
into single life for the first time in twenty-two years. Helen
shares her own roller coaster journey from the initial shock of a
surprise separation, the messy months hanging out in her PJs
through to the highs of rediscovering online dating, tiny pants,
rock-solid female friendships and the glorious joy of just being by
herself. With the help of relationship experts and an army of women
"who know", Get Divorced, Be Happy will show you that going it
alone isn't the end, it is just the beginning, and you will come
out the other side, stronger, happier and goddamn sassier than ever
before.
'So funny it will make you sick' TIME OUT 'Cooper's letters are
absurd, pointless and very, very funny' RICKY GERVAIS 'The funniest
book you'll read' THE GUARDIAN _______________ The massive
bestselling book featuring the wonderfully silly letters of Robin
Cooper (aka Friday Night Dinner creator Robert Popper). For several
years, Robin Cooper has been plaguing department stores, hotels,
associations, fan clubs and a certain children's book publisher
with his letters. So who is Robin Cooper? Architect, thimble
designer, trampoline tester and wasp expert, he is all of these
things - it just depends on who he is writing to... This cult hit
is a collection of Robin's mad-cap letters to everyone from Prince
Charles to the Peanut Council, Harrods to the British Halibut
Association - no one is safe. The resulting replies, as well as
Cooper's replies-to-these-replies, will have you in hysterics.
Letter writing will never be the same again.
"Prince Patrick" was a nick name given to me as a child by my
family and parent's friends that reflected my attitude and desire
to be treated in a manner befitting a little prince. A sign of
endearment to humor my natural, idiosyncratic demeanor. I actually
never thought of myself as royalty, rather, that I was "special,"
destined for greatness or to be famous, and should be treated as an
incubating celebrity. But just how was I going to become a figure
in history? A doctor or scientist that discovered a cure to a
hideous disease or condition? An actor/artist that was going to
define my generation? Or would I become infamous? Whereas, my
innocent "hijinks" would lead to other more serious acts that would
get me recognized for the wrong reasons. These stories of my
eccentric exploits, told time and time again at family gatherings,
have made both family and friends smile, giggle and laugh
hysterically, with the words "no he did not" uttered more than
once.
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