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Books > Sport & Leisure > Humour
From the prize-winning author of Supper Club comes a wickedly funny
and slyly poignant new satire on modern life - for fans of My Year
of Rest and Relaxation, Convenience Store Woman, and J. G.
Ballard's High Rise 'Far from normal' The Times 'This book is a
serious vibe' Cosmopolitan 'Lara Williams is the queen of smart
modern satire. I could read her all day' Emma Jane Unsworth Meet
Ingrid. She works on a gargantuan luxury cruise liner, where she
spends her days reorganizing the merchandise and waiting for
long-term guests to drop dead in the changing rooms. On her days
off, she disembarks from the ship and gets blind drunk on whatever
the local alcohol is. It's not a bad life. And it distracts her
from thinking about the other life she left behind five years ago.
Until one day she is selected for the employee mentorship scheme -
an initiative run by the ship's mysterious captain and
self-anointed lifestyle guru, Keith, who pushes Ingrid further than
she thought possible. But sooner or later, she will have to ask
herself: how far is too far? Utterly original, mischievous and
thought-provoking, The Odyssey is a merciless takedown of consumer
capitalism and our anxious, ill-fated quests for something to
believe in. And as its title suggests, it is a voyage that will
eventually lead its unlikely heroine all the way home. Though she'd
do almost anything to avoid getting there...
A vibrantly illustrated collection of cat-related proverbs and idioms
collected from around the world—by the New York Times bestselling
author of Tiny But Mighty and Cats of the World, beloved by millions
online as the Kitten Lady.
There’s more than one way to get the job done, or as they say in
Finland, “There are many ways, said Grandma, while wiping the table
with a cat. . . .”
In this charming, gift-worthy collection, renowned kitten rescuer,
humane educator, and author Hannah Shaw shares 60 feline-focused
phrases gathered during her worldwide travels as an animal advocate.
Perfect for cat lovers, language nerds, and avid travelers, Cat Got
Your Tongue? presents each saying in its native language along with an
English translation, a simple explanation of its meaning and use, and a
delightful illustration by New Yorker cartoonist Sophie Lucido Johnson.
For example:
• Portuguese: “Quem não tem cão caça com gato” or “One who has no dog
hunts with a cat” (we must make do with the resources we have).
• Yiddish: “Vern zol fun dir a blintshik, un di kats zol dikh khapn,”
or “May you turn into a blintz and be snatched by a cat” (a curse
expressing ill will).
• Dutch: “De kat op het spek binden,” or “tie the cat to the bacon” (to
forbid something that’s very tempting, like kids with a cookie jar).
Featuring proverbs from India, France, China, Malaysia, Türkiye,
Holland, and many more—in languages from Arabic to Spanish—this
enchanting little book reveals the central role that cats play in
cultures everywhere, whether to impart a wise piece of advice, insult a
rude neighbor, or as they say in Romania, to “look like the cat at a
calendar” (appear very confused).
WTF? THAT POOCH IS ON THE HOOCH! Dogs love a drink! When you're not
looking, your four-legged friend is busy knocking them back. This
book gathers the best photos of dogs getting buzzed off booze and
looking pawfully pitiful the morning after. And to add to your
amusement, these snaps of hedonistic and hazy hounds have been
paired with hilarious captions telling us what their barking is all
about. Raise a glass to these howl-raisers!
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