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A Hollywood California resident, a low keyed yet aristocratic man
was cherry picking high profile private investigations as he
followed in his grandfather's footsteps. With the passing of his
not so famous parents he inherited a great deal of money which made
his driven ambition to obtain greatness in the world as a private
eye only an egotistical goal as opposed to one of any financial
return. As it turned out, the twisted hand of fate dealt the
celebrated Thin Man third generation offspring a fatal financial
blow. From the glitz and glamour of Hollywood to the blue collar
life in Detroit; The Son of a Son of the Thin Man, Nicholas Charles
III made the transition from millionaire to bar keep Left with only
a small checking account, his health plus a dilapidated beer garden
in Detroit Michigan Nick made his way to the Motor City to start
life anew. Up against the likes of Detroit's notorious Purple Gang
revitalized after over eighty years, Nick teamed up with a
hodgepodge group of amateur sleuths to battle the guerilla tactics
of his nemesis; but who is he or she or they? In the process Nick
allies himself with ghosts, hookers, detectives, murderers,
accountants, a lawyer, a few common folk and several dirty filthy
stinking two legged rats to uncover an abominable terrorist attack
on America's youth As one murder after another is committed, the
Spirit of Detroit, a Detroit Icon for over 50 years almost gives up
hope on Detroit. The Spirit is put to the task of guiding the city
back to prosperity by a second grade inner city school student,
named Anna. Her ideals combined with a spattering of urban renewal
entrepreneurs inspire the Spirit of Detroit to take his place back
as Detroit's guardian with a renewed vigor for another 50 years
The perfect hilarious and heartwarming gift for the festive season!
When the Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards announced a contest for
the funniest animal photo, they received entries from all over the
world. Now authors and the original Award founders Paul
Joynson-Hicks and Tom Sullam showcase the best of the best - as
well as some never before seen - to present the most joyful
photographs of wildlife ever printed. A pelican losing its lunch; a
three-headed giraffe; a meerkat having a rough day... this is the
must-have book that is perfect for animal lovers of all stripes!
If we could only put aside our civil pose and say what we really
thought, the world would be a lot like the one alluded to in The
Unabridged Devil's Dictionary. There, a bore is ""a person who
talks when you wish him to listen,"" and happiness is ""an
agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery of
another."" This is the most comprehensive, authoritative edition
ever of Ambrose Bierce's satiric masterpiece. It renders obsolete
all other versions that have appeared in the book's ninety-year
history. A virtual onslaught of acerbic, confrontational wordplay,
The Unabridged Devil's Dictionary offers some 1,600 wickedly clever
definitions to the vocabulary of everyday life. Little is sacred
and few are safe, for Bierce targets just about any pursuit, from
matrimony to immortality, that allows our willful failings and
excesses to shine forth. This new edition is based on David E.
Schultz and S. T. Joshi's exhaustive investigation into the book's
writing and publishing history. All of Bierce's known satiric
definitions are here, including previously uncollected,
unpublished, and alternative entries. Definitions dropped from
previous editions have been restored while nearly two hundred
wrongly attributed to Bierce have been excised. For dedicated
Bierce readers, an introduction and notes are also included.
Ambrose Bierce's Devil's Dictionary is a classic that stands
alongside the best work of satirists such as Twain, Mencken, and
Thurber. This unabridged edition will be celebrated by humor fans
and word lovers everywhere.
Students would submit jokes in a cardboard box, appropriately named
the "dry box."Lanehart would choose five jokes from the box to read
to his students. They would then judge them on a scale of 1-10,
according to the dryness of the joke. The winner of the best joke
won a brown paper towel. Lanehart saved nearly all of the jokes,
and these have been the source of his books. This is the last of
the four book series. Lanehart has previously written The Dry Off
Book 1: The Mysteriously Silly Solo Edition, The Dry Off Book 2:
The Dynamically Dumb Duo Edition, and The Dry Off Book 3.0 for
Smarties. This final book, The Not So Dry Off Book 4: the
Critically Ashamed Insensitive Edition is a slight departure from
the others. Most of the jokes are similar to those in the other
three books. In this book, every joke is illustrated with clip art,
and contains some jokes that were never read to students in a
middle school classroom. There are long jokes, short jokes, and
some that might be offensive to a sensitive reader. Thus the name
of the book. The cover resembles the brown paper towels the joke
winners would receive So, enjoy the humor, do not take them
seriously, and have some fun with the final book of the series.
Lanehart has left his computer and gone fishing
You've seen him at your local car dealership and car wash-now, bring a wacky inflatable tube guy to your office and let the laughs abound
Kit includes:
* An 18-inch waving tube man with fan in base to make him dance, wiggle, and shake just like the real thing (batteries not included)
* 32-page mini book exploring the larger than life (and utterly surprising!) origins of everyone's favorite marketing tool
Yara and Xander are both writers on a major TV series. But that's where the similarities end. Yara loves romance, but Xander doesn't see the point. He is only interested in the greats: Kubrick, Scorsese, Tarantino. He doesn't have Instagram, hasn't read a book published this century. When they're tasked with writing the season finale together, they know the episode needs them both - romance and drama, head and heart. Can they put aside their differences to create something remarkable?
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