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Books > Sport & Leisure > Humour > Humour collections & anthologies
Letts Exercise Banks have been written specifically to match the
Framework for Teaching Mathematics for Key Stage 3. Each book
contains exercises focused on topic-specific Framework objectives
and can be used alongside any Scheme of Work. Each title is divided
into Year 7, 8 and 9 and every unit has a range of exercises
covering National Curriculum levels 3 to 8. Progression and
differentiation are built into the books by providing essential
exercises, consolidation exercises and challenging exercises. Books
in the series include Solving Problems, Numbers, Algebra, Shape,
Space and Measures and Handling Data.
From marital bliss to man flu, husbands are jolly good fellows, and
this tip-top collection of retro photos and frightfully funny
captions capture everything to love about marriage. The Wit and
Wisdom of... is a series of terrifically humorous books brought to
you by the rip-roaringly funny folks behind the best-selling
On-the-Ceiling greetings cards. Perfect as a birthday, Christmas,
Valentine's Day or Father's Day gift for long-suffering husbands
everywhere. Also available: The Wit and Wisdom of Dad, The Wit and
Wisdom of Mum and The Wit and Wisdom of the Wife.
'To write a book is hard; to write a funny book is harder; to write
a funny book both wise and funny is the prerogative of Mr. Mikes'
The Times _________________________ If you want to succeed here you
must be able to handle the English sense of humour. So proclaims
George Mikes' timeless exploration of this curious phenomenon.
Whether it's understatement, self-deprecation or plain cruelty, the
three elements he identifies as essential to our sense of humour,
being witty here is a way of life. Perfectly placed as an adopted
Englishman himself, Mikes delivers his shrewd advice - helpfully
divided into 'Theory' and 'Practice' - with a comic precision that
does his chosen country proud. Drawing on a trove of examples from
our rich comic canon, from Orwell ("Every joke is a tiny
revolution") to Oscar Wilde, this is the essential handbook for
natives and foreigners alike. Mrs Kennedy: "I don't think, Mr
Churchill, that I have told you anything about my grandchildren."
Winston Churchill: "For which, madam, I am infinitely grateful."
'Memories, aphorisms and stern good advice from America's favourite
naughty aunt' Independent on Sunday 'This book is as grown-up as a
dirty martini' Sunday Times 'Sharp as a knife' Daily Express ___ In
her final book, Nora Ephron reflects on life, growing older, and
everything she will and won't miss. Filled with Nora's trademark
wit, wisdom and warmth. * No one actually likes to admit they're
old. The most they will cop to is that they're older. Or oldish. *
Freedom of the press belongs to the man who owns one. * I have been
forgetting things for years-at least since I was in my thirties. I
know this because I wrote something about it at the time. I have
proof. Of course, I can't remember exactly where I wrote about it,
or when, but I could probably hunt it up if I had to. ___ Praise
for Nora Ephron 'So bold and so vulnerable at the same time. I
don't know how she did it' Phoebe Waller-Bridge 'Oh how I loved
Nora Ephron' Nigella Lawson 'Funny, knowing and smart' India Knight
'Nora's exacting, precise, didactic, tried-and-tested,
sophisticated-woman-wearing-all-black wisdom is a comfort and a
relief' Dolly Alderton
*Please note this is not a novel, but a companion book for Reacher
fans* NOW UPDATED TO INCLUDE A Q&A WITH LEE CHILD AND ALAN
RITCHSON, STAR OF PRIME TV'S HIT SERIES, REACHER My name is Jack
Reacher. No middle name, no address. I'm a man with a rule. People
leave me alone, I leave them alone. If they don't, I don't. As
every Reacher fan knows, you don't have to break the rules if you
make the rules. Rule 1. NEVER VOLUNTEER FOR ANYTHING Rule 2: BE ON
YOUR FEET AND READY Rule 3. SHOW THEM WHAT THEY'RE MESSING WITH
Rule 4: DON'T BREAK THE FURNITURE Rule 5: IF IN DOUBT, DRINK COFFEE
'There's only one Jack Reacher. Accept no substitutes' MICK HERRON
How to be Idle is Tom Hodgkinson's brilliant guide to reclaiming
your right to be idle 'Well written, funny and with a scholarly
knowledge of the literature of laziness, it is both a book to be
enjoyed at leisure and to change lives' Sunday Times As Oscar Wilde
said, doing nothing is hard work. A burn-out work ethic has most of
us in its thrall, and the idlers of this world have the odds
stacked against them. But here, at last, is a book that can help.
Hodgkinson presents us with a laid-back argument for a new contract
between routine and chaos, an argument for experiencing life to the
full and living in the moment. Ranging across a host of issues that
affect the modern idler: -Sleep -Work -Pleasure and hedonism
-Relationships -Bohemian living -Revolution Drawing on the writings
of such well-known apologists for idleness as Oscar Wilde, Robert
Louis Stevenson and Nietzsche, his message is clear: take control
of your life and reclaim your right to be idle.
A celebration in short stories of what makes London the city it is:
the landmarks are there but it is the people who make the city, and
the stories, work.
In her collection of autobiographical essays, fashion magazine
editor Justine Cullen takes us on a hilariously candid exploration
of her life so far - and all the mistakes she's made along the way.
Semi-Gloss is an intimate, sharp and witty look at growing up and
growing older from the kind of woman who seems like she has it all
together - the glamorous job, the perfect family, the killer
wardrobe. But, chipping away at that shiny, sparkly surface,
Justine reveals the beautiful mess that lies beneath. A wildly
entertaining and sometimes bumpy ride through a life well-lived, by
one of Australia's most respected female voices.
We Only Dated for 11 Instagrams: And Other Things You'll Overhear
in LA is a collection of the hilarious, absurd, sometimes even
poignant snippets overheard on the streets -- and in the juiceries
-- of Los Angeles. It's a tribute to the one and only La La Land,
the epicenter of all things vegan, gluten-free, spiritual, and
sunny, and a microcosm of 21st Century American culture in so many
ways. The book is a by-product of the @OverheardLA Instagram
account, started in 2015 by Jesse Margolis and boasting a whopping
670,000 followers and incredible engagement. Jesse's Overheard
brand has tapped into something we all love: mocking, envying, and
dropping our jaws at the absurdity of today's trends and
conversations. The book will be divided into themes, with a Q&A
from a different "LA expert" opening each section: The CEOs of
Bumble for the Dating section; Krista Smith, the West Coast Editor
of Vanity Fair, for Celebrity & Entertainment; the founders of
SoulCycle for Health & Fitness; and Amanda Chantal Bacon of
Moon Juice for Spirituality. The overheard content and Q&As
will be accompanied by illustrations from Emmet Truxes, the
millennial mastermind behind @BrooklynCartoons (145,000 followers)
and author of the forthcoming cartoon collection You Look Better
Online (Abrams, October 2017).
Blind Date At A Funeral is a collection of coming-of-age stories by bestselling author Trevor Romain, which he recorded in journals, notebooks and on beer-stained bar napkins over the years and is retelling now.
Trevor takes us on a tour of his own memories, filled with anecdotes about foolish endeavours, dumb decisions, army adventures and the searing pain of losing the love of your life. Each story is accompanied by one of Trevor’s classic drawings and carefully crafted with a pitch-perfect combination of humour and nostalgia.
Both entertaining and deeply moving, this is a book about what it really means to be proudly South African.
Nora Ephron returns with her first book since the astounding
success of "I Feel Bad About My Neck, "taking a hilarious look at
the past, the present, and the future, bemoaning the vicissitudes
of modern life, and recalling with her signature clarity and wisdom
everything she hasn't (yet) forgotten.
Filled with insights and observations that instantly ring true--and
could have come only from Nora Ephron--"I Remember Nothing" is pure
joy.
Readers of The Herald's Diary love a laugh, especially if they spot
a sign with a double meaning, a hilarious misspelling, or an
attempt at English abroad which didn't quite mean what was
intended. Fortunately, with camera phones they could ensure the
best of them lived on in The Herald's daily Diary column. This
title features the funniest.
Thora looks back at domestic life, the theatre, going to church,
growing up before the war, working in shops, and, never forgetting
her true Morecambe roots, the hustle and bustle of the Northern
seaside town. In her chatty and anecdotal style, she reminds us of
all those words, objects and expressions that have gone out of
modern usage and illustrates them with stories from her own early
years.
The only lie told more often than "No, that looks totally cute on
you" and "I got AIDS through oral" is "It gets better." Well, a
lotta times it don't. Sometimes it just sucks less. But I promise
you: where there's a Willam, there's a way. But this isn't all
about me (for once). It's about you and how you can Suck Less at a
variety of things drag queens are so much better at than the
average person. I've got clap backs and life hacks and tips on
classing up a simple grab-and-run lifting spree to the much more
dignified act of larceny. Super-important life stuff with my own
special, secret fag- swag sauce. So welcome to Willam's School of
Bitchcraft and Wiggotry. Class is in session. With a foreword from
Neil Patrick Harris.
From Julius Malema's tantrums to President Zuma's plane trips, from
Bakkies Botha's booting to Helen Zille's toyi-toyiing, it's been a
big and busy year for news in the Rainbow Nation. Now comes the
newsiest titbit of all: the new Madam & Eve annual hits the
streets today. It's called The Pothole at the End of the Rainbow,
and it features your favourite household maintenance executive, Eve
Sisulu - now also a "Playmaid of the year" on the cover of the SA
edition of Playboy Magazine - as well as Madam, Mother Anderson,
and the usual crew of politicians, celebrities, and other leading
South African icons and institutions. Another satirical winner from
this sharp and witty creative team. The motley crew of Madam, Eve,
Thandi and Mother Anderson are like old friends to most South
Africans and their dysfunctional, chaotic and totally recognisable
South African household is an unfailingly hilarious reflection of
everyday life in this country.
A Bucket of Surprises contains an A-Z of the wittiest, shrewdest, and most memorable stories, proverbs, jokes and sayings.
A deadly compendium of all your favourite feckin' booksDo you know
the difference between a bowsie and a cute hoor? Can you sing all
the words to 'Raggle Taggle Gypsy' or whip up a Beef and Guinness
casserole with a side of Boxty? If these questions have you
scratching your head, then look no further. Discover how feckin'
deadly Irish Slang can be, find out why plastic-wrap played a vital
role in the sex lives of the Irish in the seventies, learn the
words to the most beloved Irish songs and get the recipes for the
most famous and delicious Irish dishes. The Feckin' Book of
Everything Irish is a laughter-filled guide to the genuine culture
of Ireland.
This is Gervase Phinn's third collection of children's insightful
observations, amusing remarks and impossible-to-answer questions.
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