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Books > Sport & Leisure > Humour > Humour collections & anthologies
A unique collection of fishing stories from the past 200 years that
prove that when it comes to fishing, things can and often do go
hilariously wrong. From stories of record breakers that got away to
boats that sank, rods that broke and pike and salmon that ran
amoke, Great Angling Disasters is the ultimate chronicle of those
less than triumphant days on the riverbank. For everyone interested
in fishing with rod and line whether they are game, coarse or sea
fishermen.
Embarrassing Sexual Misadventures is a hilarious and unique book
full of factual accounts of bad bonking and fruitless fornication.
It is a huge collection of incredible cautionary tales about the
most undignified ways you can be caught getting your rocks off -
and they're all true!
Jack is back, and blacker than black. With hysterical reports of
people around the globe dying whilst idly reading his previous
books, curiously both of them men, and with countless women
complaining of uncomfortably close shaves, the Vatican, the World
Health Organisation, and the #MeToo bandwagon, are now locked in a
three-legged race to ban this book and prevent another pandemic. Or
to use today's parlance, to stop it going viral. So, why not buy a
few extra copies for your family and friends, and even your
enemies, while you still can, and spread the word...
For Ed Spencer, life is a black comedy. Whether at home, out and
about, or further afield, absurdity stalks him like a demented
wolf. In this blackly comic collection of thoughts, observations
and things that probably shouldn't have happened, expect the
humdrum and the downright unusual, from Kafka-esque trips to the
doctor, unwanted chivalry and bad breath, to overcoming a curse,
and a life on the run from the murderous twitterati. Ranging from
the ridiculous to the painful, these Brautigan-inspired snapshots
cover also the etiquette for interrupting a suicide, choosing the
right post box, the impact of mushrooms on love, and how things
turn out if your mother's a vegetarian in a tribe of cannibals.
Challenged to create a collection for the modern age - dwindling
attention spans and all - these varied pieces are perfect to read
in doses, on the bus, in a doctor's surgery, or waiting for your
Tinder date to show up. If you like laughing at the darker aspects
of life, these are the stories for you.
You can have a lot of laughs in ten years, which is why we have
collected the very best of the amusing stories encountered by the
readers of The Herald Diary column over the past decade. There was
even a Scottish Labour Prime Minister all those years ago, Celtic
fans could only dream that their team would begin its quest for 10
titles in a row, and the word Covid was simply a typing error for
David or cove. So as everyone could really do with a smile just
now, we have combed well over two thousand Diary columns to bring
the best of what made Scots laugh over the last ten years, whether
it is the sharpest humour from pubs, the daft things children say
or the humour from all sides of Scottish courts, the very best are
here.
As everyone knows, taking a serpent by the tail is not a good idea.
But in the Little World of Don Camillo, where the Devil crops up in
many a guise to break the quiet rhythm of everyday life (and even
the village priest falls foul of him), hilarious and unearthly
things can happen to draw the poison from his bite... No. 7 in the
Don Camillo Series, this bumper volume of classic Tales from the
Lower Plain includes many never before translated into English.
Beloved of 23 million readers worldwide, their appeal is universal,
to readers aged from 10 to 100.'Inimitable, delicious, full of pure
fun.' The Observer 'Giovanni Guareschi's tales of Don Camillo, the
Italian priest with a hefty left hook, are absolutely delightful in
their satirical swipes at human weakness.' Paul Merton
Ronnie Barker has long been known as one of Britain's greatest
comedy performers. But he was also responsible for writing much of
the material he performed, often hiding the fact from the public by
using a number of pen names. Showcasing the complete work of a true
comic icon, All I Ever Wrote is a laugh-out-loud collection of
sketches, monologues, songs, poems and scripts from every strand of
Ronnie's long and brilliant career. With gems like 'Fork Handle's,'
Three Classes' and 'Pismonouncers Unanimous', Ronnie's clever
writing, double entendres and spoonerisms will bring a smile to
your face, as you rediscover some of the twentieth century's finest
comedy moments.
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Jeremy Clarkson
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JEREMY CLARKSON'S LATEST - AND MOST OUTRAGEOUS - TAKE ON THE WORLD
CLARKSON'S BACK - AND THIS TIME HE'S PUTTING HIS FOOT DOWN From his
first job as a travelling sales rep selling Paddington Bears to his
latest wheeze as a gentleman farmer, Jeremy Clarkson's love of cars
has just about kept him out of trouble. But in a persistently
infuriating world, sometimes you have to race full-throttle at the
speed-bumps. Because there's still plenty to get cross about,
including: * Why nothing good ever came out of a meeting * Muesli's
unmentionable side effects * Navigating London when every single
road is being dug up at once * People who read online reviews of
dishwashers * ****ing driverless cars Buckle up for a bumpy ride -
you're holding the only book in history to require seatbelts . . .
Praise for Jeremy Clarkson: Brilliant . . . Laugh-out-loud' Daily
Telegraph 'Outrageously funny . . . Will have you in stitches' Time
Out 'Very funny . . . I cracked up laughing on the tube' Evening
Standard
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