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Three doctors explore and explain the least recommended techniques
lurking in the darkest corners of medicine through the ages.
Entertaining and informative, (and sometimes just plain gross), 1
Out of 10 Doctors Recommends examines the strangest and most
unusual medical practices, including: drinking your own urine to
fight infection, using live eels to relieve constipation, and
licking a patient's head to diagnose Cystic Fibrosis. As licensed
medical physicians who believe that humour is the best medicine,
the authors decode the methods behind the seemingly mad science in
these lighthearted mini essays. 3 out of 3 authors recommend that
you read it immediately! Kooky, creepy, crazy examples include: Bee
venom to treat herpes, intestinal parasites for allergy meds,
"Natural" ways to make your genitalia larger, Potato to stop
bleeding after delivery, Salt pork for a sore throat, Vampire
Facials.
This early work by Jerome K. Jerome was originally published in
1905 and we are now republishing it with a brand new introductory
biography. 'Idle Ideas in 1905' is a collection of essays on
subjects such as 'Should Women be Beautiful' and 'Should Soldiers
be Polite'. Jerome Klapka Jerome was born in Walsall, England in
1859. Both his parents died while he was in his early teens, and he
was forced to quit school to support himself. In 1889, Jerome
published his most successful and best-remembered work, 'Three Men
in a Boat'. Featuring himself and two of his friends encountering
humorous situations while floating down the Thames in a small boat,
the book was an instant success, and has never been out of print.
In fact, its popularity was such that the number of registered
Thames boats went up fifty percent in the year following its
publication.
This little book is about girlfriends, boyfriends, wives, husbands,
working, eating, drinking, sleeping, God, life, death and the
universe but please remember, I am not trying to write War and
Peace or Crime and Punishment here, I am simply trying to bring a
smile to peoples faces. 'Melting Moments is very good, I tend to
like the things you can easily dip into for a few minutes without
losing the thread and when they're witty and profound, so much the
better.' 'So hilarious ' 'It was lonely without your humour to read
' 'Awesome' 'Awww... I'm usually not into love stories, but that
one really tugs at the heart.' 'Scary but so true...' 'That's me
all over.' 'Hahaha ha haha Hahaha ha ha Hahaha ha Hahaha ha Hahaha
hahaha Hahaha'
In this bittersweet collection of daily moments of pleasure,
conflict and disappointment, Liz delves into everything from an
agonisingly slow shopper, to falling in and out of love. Her wry
wit and honest observations cast a poignant light on all the big
and small things that make up everyday life.Endlessly entertaining
and approachable, We All Have Our Moments is a book for those who
love verse, and for those who normally wouldn't.
A charming collection of typographical errors, slips of the pen,
and embarrassing misprints, "Just My Typo "celebrates the awful and
the sublime mistakes that riddle our feeble human attempts at
communication.
It's time to accept the truth: typos are everywhere. Legal
documents are riddled with errors, headlines of respectable
publications are rife with misspellings, and even your favorite
books need a few reprints to get everything right. Isn't it time we
learned to laugh at our mistakes instead of despairing? "Just My
Typo" is an irresistible collection of the most humorous,
mistakenly poignant, and downright awful typos in texts, from the
Bible to insurance advertisements to political slogans.
Within these pages, you'll travel back in time with great figures
from history, such as Sir Francis Drake (who circumcised the world
in a small ship) and Rambo (the famous French poet). You'll also
find valuable moral instruction ("Blessed are the meek, for they
shall irrigate the earth."), and meet politicians who exploit
disasters to boost their pubic profiles. Structured according to
categories (such as, "To Be or To Be: Typos in Literature"), you'll
easily find either a quick laugh or a relaxing--and
cringe-inducing--read. A few more of the gems within:
- "The Queen pissed graciously over the Menai Bridge."
- "I am certain of one thing. Whatever may come between us--and
wherever he may be on earth--Arthur will always remember that I
love ham." (The Parting, Millicent Hemming)
- "Love is just a passing fanny."
Editors, proofreaders, and writers everywhere pull their hair out
trying to eliminate mistakes, to no avail. Celebrating the humanity
of our errors and the timelessness of mistakes, "Just My Typo" is
essential reading for anyone who values the power and peril of the
written word.
Around 2,000 jokes, puns and poems of cringe-worthy silliness - and
one piece of advice: * If at first you don't succeed ...forget
skydiving. Dad jokes at their very worst - dive in, cringe and,
above all, be amused. But if you have wondered about these
questions: * What would happen if there were no hypothetical
situations? * Why didn't Tarzan have a beard? * Why do fridges have
a light but freezers don't? * Do you get repossessed if you don't
pay an exorcist? Then this book isn't for you as it doesn't have
any answers.
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First Jobs
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Merritt Watts; Edited by Hanya Yanagihara
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A future mayor shining shoes, an atheist shilling Bible, a
housewife heading to work during World War II, a now-famous
designer getting fired - we all got our start somewhere. A first
job may not have the romance of the first kiss or the excitement of
a first car, but more than anything else, it offers a taste of true
independence and a preview of what the world has in store for us.
In The First Job, reporter Merritt Watts collects real stories of
these early forays into the workforce from a range of eras and
industries, and a diversity of backgrounds. For some, a first job
is a warm welcome to the working world. For others, it's a rude
awaking, but as these stories show, it's an influential,
entertaining experience that should not be underestimated. This
book transforms what we might think of as a single, unassuming line
at the bottom of a resume into a collection of absorbing tales and
hard-earned wisdom to which we can all, for better or worse,
relate. Perfect graduation gift; Picador True Tales is a new series
of books in which reporters select short, candid, as-told-to,
first-person narratives, and curate them in fascinating
anthologies. The stories you'll discover within these books will be
by turns hilarious, wise, and heartbreaking.
Thanks to an alert midwife and a martyred fowl, Tony is born in a
rural town in Italy. But his homeland cannot contain him, and after
bequeathing his tonsils to the Italian Navy, young Tony sets out to
explore the world. Eventually, his developing fascination with
America gets the best of him, and he settles in the NY/NJ
metropolitan area, which proves to be not all that different from
the Italy he left behind. There, Tony embarks on his quest for the
American dream, befuddling and/or inspiring nearly everyone in his
path, especially his own family. Enter a young man, who falls in
love with Tony's only daughter and begins his own quest to come to
a complete understanding of his multi-talented but often
bewildering father-in-law. Follow the exploits of a complex,
driven, remarkable, and accidentally hilarious man as seen through
the eyes of his son-in-law, who combines stories he's heard with
first-hand experiences to try and make sense of his family's
paradoxical patriarch. A heartwarming, painfully funny and
absolutely true tale about family, The Man in the Garlic Tuxedo
explores, among many things, the intricacies of Italian-American
culture, the least effective ways to use Twitter and, most
important of all, how to properly protect a lemon tree from frost.
See how one man develops from baby to "Babbo" and, with Tony as
captain, discover how our own intra-familial idiosyncrasies are
ultimately transcended by love and laughter.
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