Brutally honest, often hilarious, hard-won lessons in learning to love and care for yourself from a former vice president at Comedy Central who was called “ahead of her time” by Jordan Peele.

By the time she was in her late twenties, Tara Schuster was a rising TV executive who had worked for The Daily Show with Jon Stewart and helped launch Key & Peele to viral superstardom. By all appearances, she had mastered being a grown-up. But beneath that veneer of success, she was a chronically anxious, self-medicating mess. No one knew that her road to adulthood had been paved with depression, anxiety, and shame, owing in large part to her minimally parented upbringing. She realized she’d hit rock bottom when she drunk-dialed her therapist pleading for help.

Buy Yourself the F*cking Lilies is the story of Tara’s path to re-parenting herself and becoming a “ninja of self-love.” Through simple, daily rituals, Tara transformed her mind, body, and relationships, and shows how to

• fake gratitude until you actually feel gratitude
• excavate your emotional wounds and heal them with kindness
• identify your self-limiting beliefs, kick them to the curb, and start living a life you choose
• silence your inner frenemy and shield yourself from self-criticism
• carve out time each morning to start your day empowered, inspired, and ready to rule
• create a life you truly, totally f*cking LOVE

This is the book Tara wished someone had given her and it is the book many of us desperately need: a candid, hysterical, addictively readable, practical guide to growing up (no matter where you are in life) and learning to love yourself in a non-throw-up-in-your-mouth-it’s-so-cheesy way.

This stunning set of strikingly designed yoga asana (pose) cards and themed workouts is the ideal companion to help improve your daily practice. From a before bed wind-down, to a pre-run stretch or and mood-boosting lunchtime workout, each step-by-step routine and pose is perfect for beginner yogis looking to advance, starting with simple poses which can be developed into more complex positions. Choose your workout to suit your mood and lay the cards out in front of your mat before following along with the poses. Choose from a range of short but beneficial workouts, including sequences for: Tight hips, back pain, and stiff neck and shoulders Upper body strength Flexibility Deep sleep Chakra balance Morning energy Bed and chair yoga for grounding and inner peace ... and more! With a more advanced variation of each pose included for you to move onto as your practice flourishes, and modifications to help tailor each pose to your body's unique needs, connect with poses such as: Child’s pose Warrior I, II and III Downward facing dog Cobra and upward facing dog Pigeon pose Goddess pose Dancer’s pose Including a booklet of 25 yoga workouts, and guidance on how to use your cards to design your very own yoga class, you can take your practice into your own hands at home. A great screen-free alternative to following along with an online yoga class, you’ll never have to worry again about straining to see your phone during downward facing dog again!